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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Unfortunately there is not a great deal that I can do about it. She wants a divorce and will be citing so called 'abusive behaviour'.
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You never mentioned that she was abusive! Was it bad?
My experience is that women can use passive-aggressive behavior very effectively. This is because they are basically born without morals; hence Eve in the Garden.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
You never mentioned that she was abusive! Was it bad?
My experience is that women can use passive-aggressive behavior very effectively. This is because they are basically born without morals; hence Eve in the Garden.
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Well, she certainly would passive-aggressively ignore my effective rebukes and sermons.
I'm beginning to think I may be better off without her.
Especially now the pizza has arrived.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 02:34 PM
I am please that you are taking note of
Proverb:21:9: It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I am please that you are taking note of
Proverb:21:9: It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
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As ever the Good Book (The Bible KJV1611) is the only comfort a man needs!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Posts: 864
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Following God's commands - including the 'difficult' ones.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
As ever the Good Book (The Bible KJV1611) is the only comfort a man needs!
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Amen
And of course there is also:
Proverbs 21:19
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Well, she certainly would passive-aggressively ignore my effective rebukes and sermons.
I'm beginning to think I may be better off without her.
Especially now the pizza has arrived.
YIC
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Brother Niles, as you live in Godless England, is there any way you can earn some well-deserved wages from this traumatic event?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Well, she certainly would passive-aggressively ignore my effective rebukes and sermons.
I'm beginning to think I may be better off without her.
Especially now the pizza has arrived.
YIC
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Cheers, Brother! (You did get beer too, right?)
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Cheers, Brother! (You did get beer too, right?)
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It arrived promptly and was received with thanks at this difficult time.
It is at times like these that I thank God for my faith.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Honorary True Christian™
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Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
It arrived promptly and was received with thanks at this difficult time.
It is at times like these that I thank God for my faith.
YIC
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I will pray that your pizzas are always delivered hot.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Now, if I can just work out this washing machine.
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There's a pair of "beauty therapists" spare up here who know how to wash things out, I could send them down to you if you like.
I'll give them a car too to get rid of them..
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 11:36 PM
I hope it's not the Rapture. I'd hate to be left behind.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-12-2012, 07:45 PM
I just had a terrible thought Brother.
Your dear Nephew, of whom you think so much - he wasn't on her side of the family was he? You'll still have regular and repeated access to him?
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-13-2012, 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Especially now the pizza has arrived.
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Pizza Drivers have to endure sleet, rain and now. The put put more wear and tear on their cars then other people. They also have to deal with all kids of ungodly people and even risk being robbed. Not to mention, they also make below minimum wage and rely on tips for income.
I hope you had a Christian Tract handy to give him for a tip.
John 8:31
Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.
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