[Glendora Christianson]

One of our members (who wishes to remain anonymous) asked me how to spank her (suspected) gay toddler. I guess she might be worried that the child might actually enjoy spanking (you know how kinky homers are). Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Is this woman a Wicced or a Demoncrat? I can't think of any other reason the child would choose the sodomite deathstyle.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Is this woman a Wicced or a Demoncrat? I can't think of any other reason the child would choose the sodomite deathstyle.

I wouldn't suppose the child has actually chosen, but he does seem to have an interest in Eurohomer Football (soccer) and he seems to ignore American Football (the real thing).

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

One of our members (who wishes to remain anonymous) asked me how to spank her (suspected) gay toddler. I guess she might be worried that the child might actually enjoy spanking (you know how kinky homers are). Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.

I can't urge you enough to be very very careful here. Doing the wrong thing here could give that child psychological problems for life.
I suggest you let the child show its parents which way it wants to go.
Place the child on the floor, out of reach of distractions and lay 2 articles in front of it, these being 1. a blue plastic toy such as a hammer, or 2. a pink plastic pony or girls toy of some sort .
If the boy child wants to play with the pink toy , it's gay, and spanking should be applied immediately and forcefully until it recognises that pink = pain. Repeat this instruction as often as necessary until the very sight of the colour pink is enough to induce hysteria in the child.
If the child should be a girl, and it reaches for the blue plastic toy, spanking again needs to be applied vigorously until the same result is achieved as for the man child .
Each time the child attempts to pick up the correct sex oriented plaything, of course positive reinforcement should be applied, such as pats or food - just like training a dog or other circus animal.
Teaching the child to remember and repeat bible passages is also ideal at this age.
My parents assure me that this was exactly how i was reared and I have no qualms whatsoever about thrashing errant children, whosever they may be in order to keep them on Gods chosen path.
I hope this helps.
Brother Guy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Speaking as a pastor with rich experience in both rebuking homersexurals and spanking women and children, I have a few words of advice to offer on this subject.

I believe that the two problems with this wicked child must be treated separately. Both Brother BJ and Brother Deaner will back me up on this; no amount of beating will drive the sodomy out of a queer. They will continue to enjoy their unnatural depraved lifestyle right up until they pass out in a pool of their own blood and vomit. They just seem to thrive on it. That little sissy Matthew (princess) Shepard never did learn his lesson, despite being given the opportunity to spend an evening in the desert praying to Jesus to cleanse him with blood.

I would sit the little sissy down and have him watch a few dozen hours of John Wayne movies first of all. THEN lay on a beating. Then a few dozen more hours of John Wayne. That will get her off to a good start, Praise Jesus.

[Mr. Jingles]

During the beatings, I suggest calling them names, such as 'sissy-boy fag,'
'girlie-man,' or 'Barney Frank.' That last one should scare them good. Also, the louder they scream in pain, the better job you're doing for The Lord.

If all the above fail, sell them for scientific research.

[Father Thomas Martin]

The methods you're using (spanking which if you're doing it now will get you eternal hellfire torment) are the same methods Adolf Hitler's parents used on him. You don't want your kid to end up like him.

[Poison__x]

Children can't be gay! They're not sexually attracted to anyone, you can't tell yet, there's just no way.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin

The methods you're using (spanking which if you're doing it now will get you eternal hellfire torment) are the same methods Adolf Hitler's parents used on him. You don't want your kid to end up like him.

This from a man who kisses the popes ring. Its all a matter of perspective isnt it, padre?

[eliot mayfield]

Do not spank a gay toddler! He could end up a gay French writer!
http://philosophy.eserver.org/rousseau-confessions.txt

As Miss Lambercier felt a mother's affection, she sometimes
exerted a mother's authority, even to inflicting on us, when we
deserved it, the punishment of infants. She had often threatened it,
and this threat of a treatment entirely new, appeared to me
extremely dreadful; but I found the reality much less terrible than
the idea, and what is still more unaccountable, this punishment
increased my affection for the person who had inflicted it. All this
affection, aided by my natural mildness, was scarcely sufficient to
prevent my seeking, by fresh offenses, a return of the same
chastisement; for a degree of sensuality had mingled with the smart
and shame, which left more desire than fear of a repetition. I was
well convinced the same discipline from her brother would have
produced a quite contradictory effect; but from a man of his
disposition this was not probable, and if I abstained from meriting
correction, it was merely from a fear of offending Miss Lambercier,
for benevolence, aided by the passions, has ever maintained an
empire over me which has given law to my heart.
This event, which, though desirable, I had not endeavored to
accelerate, arrived without my fault; I should say, without my
seeking; and I profited by it with a safe conscience; but this second,
was also the last time, for Miss Lambercier, who doubtless had some
reason to imagine this chastisement did not produce the desired
effect, declared it was too fatiguing, and that she renounced it for
the future. Till now we had slept in her chamber, and during the
winter, even in her bed; but two days after another room was
prepared for us.
Who would believe this childish discipline, received at eight
years old, from the hand of a woman of thirty, should influence my
propensities, my desires, my passions, for the rest of my life, and
that in quite a contrary sense from what might naturally have been
expected? The very incident that inflamed my senses, gave my desires
such an extraordinary turn, that, confined to what I had already
experienced, I sought no further, and, with blood boiling with
sensuality almost from my birth, preserved my purity beyond the age
when the coldest constitutions lose their sensibility; long tormented,
without knowing by what, I gazed on every handsome woman with delight;
imagination incessantly brought their charms to my remembrance, only
to transform them into so many Miss Lamberciers. Even after having
attained the marriageable age this odd taste still continued and drove
me nearly to depravity and madness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Poison__x

Children can't be gay! They're not sexually attracted to anyone, you can't tell yet, there's just no way.

Our Creation Scientists have done years of research on this question. Take a look at THIS. Shocking, isn't it!? But there it is.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin

The methods you're using (spanking which if you're doing it now will get you eternal hellfire torment) are the same methods Adolf Hitler's parents used on him. You don't want your kid to end up like him.

I didn't realise you were such a Hitler expert. What about Pius XII? What method did his parents use to create such a monster?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

"Father" Thomas should know about Hitler -- the spawn of Satan who calls himself "Pope" was once his priest and probably was far more 'intimate' with Hitler than you can even imagine.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Poison__x

Children can't be gay!

Said the 15 year old gay....

[Talitha]

The child should be put to death. Preferably by Stoning.
We all know how unhappy Gay people are so put them out of their misery early.
I mean how could anyone actually be a GAY GAY?
It's the only compassionate way that I see you can handle it.

[Deaner]

I'd imagine you would beat them pretty much the same way you would beat any other baby. The only thing I'd keep an eye out for is if they tried to suck your fingers into their rearends.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

This boys parent's should have beat the demons out of his colon. Maybe if they loved him enough to do that he wouldn't be a flaming homo at the tender age of 4!

Disgusted, Sister Thumper

[Father Thomas Martin]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

"Father" Thomas should know about Hitler -- the spawn of Satan who calls himself "Pope" was once his priest and probably was far more 'intimate' with Hitler than you can even imagine.

Josef Cardinal Ratzinger got in the Hitler Youth AGAINST HIS WILL. It was either that or be sent to a concentration camp, and his parents made the decision for him.

Believe me, he was as grieved about the Nazis as we all are. Well, possibly except for you heretic dogs!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Why is it no surprise that a thread about spanking children brought you out of hiding, Thomas? Well, sorry to disappoint you but there will be no pictures of this act taking place! You'll have to get your jollies elsewhere.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin

Josef Cardinal Ratzinger got in the Hitler Youth AGAINST HIS WILL. It was either that or be sent to a concentration camp, and his parents made the decision for him.

I suppose that Pope Pius XII pursued the Reichskonkordat in 1933 against his will as well? I suppose Stepinac acted as a servant of the Ustashe against his will, too?