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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 04:21 PM
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I know I'm going to sound like a noob now, but I can't help myself.
OWNED!
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I was thinking more along the Lines of PWNED but that works too
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 04:30 PM
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So why was BT imagining another man naked?
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Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is. Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" It is makes us thank God we are all Christians.
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 04:34 PM
[quote=Bobby-Joe;75632]Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is.
Of course he did.
Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" quote]
And yet you devote so much energy to detail in your imaginings.
Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-19-2007 at 04:34 PM.
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 05:24 PM
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And yet you devote so much energy to detail in your imaginings.
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Is it wrong to give glory to God and all His works?
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 05:29 PM
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Is it wrong to give glory to God and all His works?
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Is that what you call it when you are fantasizing about non-TC's en flagrante delicto?
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 05:44 PM
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Is that what you call it when you are fantasizing about non-TC's en flagrante delicto?
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No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-19-2007, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.
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I'm sure the ladies of Landover will be glad to hear that.
Glad to be of service.
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-20-2007, 02:55 AM
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No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.
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Oh yeah? So...is that a threat or a promise,then BJ?
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-20-2007, 04:35 AM
Well, I guess it's safe to slap this on here. Goes well with the color scheme!
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-20-2007, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
Well, I guess it's safe to slap this on here. Goes well with the color scheme!
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Apparently not. The DOF is gonna be all over you now boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-20-2007, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother V
Why would anyone want to visit a website that was a parody?
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*Covers her mouth to stifle a laugh*
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*Cough**Cough* sorry think im comeing down with something
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*Snorts and stifles another laugh*
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Why indeed?
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*Snickers, but quickly recovers composure*
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Parody sites are disgusting. It's the kind of nonsense God hating liberals and sinners do while they wait their turn before being tossed into hell.
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*Bursts out laughing*
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
OK, this is a new low. We've already established that the LORD has cursed you with barrenness, so stop trying to seduce the retard into impregnating you with Down's Syndrome babies. Besides, can you imagine what he'd be like while doing the unmentionable act? "Uuugh yeah, the Millenium Falcon is sliding into your Death Star now, baby!"
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Holy crap... That was extremely disgusting. *Shudders*
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
So why was BT imagining another man naked?
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OH! DISS!
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
I know I'm going to sound like a noob now, but I can't help myself.
OWNED!
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I know, it was such a good burn! But if you really wanted to be n00bish, you'd have said "pwnd".
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
I was thinking more along the Lines of PWNED but that works too
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Exactly.
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is. Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" It is makes us thank God we are all Christians.
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Booby-Joe... I am deeply concerned for you. Your posts lately have been beyond disturbing; you seem to be reaching new levels of disgusting. And this post you just made.... *Shudders and gags*
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
No, that is what we call it when HE shows why fornication for pleasure is disgusting by giving us mental images of you having sex Dances. I should be good for about six months of abstinence after this one.
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I'm sure the ladies of Landover will be glad to hear that.
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I know I am!
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Oh yeah? So...is that a threat or a promise,then BJ?
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I'm hoping it's a promise; I really wish BJ would stop trying to lift up my skirt during my visits to Freehold!
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-20-2007, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Apparently not. The DOF is gonna be all over you now boy.
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Alright then. Just let me know when they're coming. Ya know, so I can get the ol' M16 and rocket launchers out from under my bed. And also, if they'd do me the curtosey of knocking so that I can set trip wires and booby traps? That'd be just peachy. Thanks Zekey!
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I know, it was such a good burn! But if you really wanted to be n00bish, you'd have said "pwnd".
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OMGZ! dude ur liek so rite. i jess i woent mayk a gewd noob.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-20-2007, 05:50 AM
Maybe not, but you certainly are adorable. *Pinches your cheeks*
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-21-2007, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Jesus put the though into Brother Temperance’s head to remind how disgusting sin really is. Trust me there is nothing erotic about the though of Jabbah Master grinding his wide, baby bearing pimply butt into your corpulent hips while he is screaming "Use the Force Luke!" It is makes us thank God we are all Christians.
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Um...the way you so vividly described that is kinda...eyebrow raising.
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Re: Godly Site Filter?! -
06-21-2007, 05:58 PM
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Um...the way you so vividly described that is kinda...eyebrow raising.
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Yeah... Booby-Joe seems to be getting more and more perverted with every post. I'm thinking that maybe he won't be leaving my skirt alone after all.
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I'm hoping it's a promise; I really wish BJ would stop trying to lift up my skirt during my visits to Freehold!
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