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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-18-2007, 07:11 PM

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Sister T? Are you okay? TALK TO ME.

We need prayer intervention ASAP! Retardeds is spreading! Help
Listen Mrs ForskLambskin, if that was some attempt to bring humor to "God's favourite Forum" then it falls on deaf ears.

Any more of this behaviour will see you receiving a severe Infraction.



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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-18-2007, 07:39 PM

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Listen Mrs ForskLambskin, if that was some attempt to bring humor to "God's favourite Forum" then it falls on deaf ears.

Any more of this behaviour will see you receiving a severe Infraction.
Sorry - Jedi Master really got me.

In case I am bad again, can I request that Pastor Ezekiel gives me the infraction? That Godly man really knows how to pound sin out of me, praise Jesus.
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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-18-2007, 07:45 PM

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Sorry - Jedi Master really got me.

In case I am bad again, can I request that Pastor Ezekiel gives me the infraction? That Godly man really knows how to pound sin out of me, praise Jesus.
You have authority to request no such thing.
Pastor Ezekiel is far too busy right now to perform such trivial actions.
I am sending a couple of my Security Guards out to Minister you in the only way they know how.
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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-18-2007, 11:17 PM

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Most of the time you anger me with your insolence or sadden me with your retardation, but this made me laugh out loud.


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-18-2007, 11:31 PM

Well that was nice of the church odd recruitment method but hey whatever it takes to save someone, ya know? I did like your hybrid car analogy although i dont see anything wrong with hybrid cars, its not like useing another fuel source that happens to be better for the enviorment and slightly cheaper (in some areas) is ungodly. Gah, now im sounding like a liberal..SHOOT ME! [not literally]


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-19-2007, 02:08 PM

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We'd still end up being a Sad Magnet for people like Jedi Master, Goatboy, Dances with Chickens, Hicky, Peter and the like.
It's a good job that Jesus had pre-planned all of this to enable us to Preach The Word of God to these Homers via the Innernets.
That's a terrifying thought - what if all our hard work and preaching paid off, and we converted the lot of them to True Christianity? Can you imagine Goatboy as a Christian? Jabba?


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-20-2007, 10:04 PM

You're darn right God is pro-oil!! What do you think church vans and busses run on? Why is the church parking lot full of gas-guzzling SUVs and giant gas swilling trucks? Why would God give wealthier people larger, faster, and more expensive cars? Why would God make America his favorite nation, and then have America sitting on top of massive oil reserves in Texas, Alaska, and Iraq? Why would God destroy sinful New Orleans but have the gulf coast oil refineries repaired first? BECAUSE HE IS PRO-OIL!!

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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-20-2007, 11:11 PM

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We have to pay so much becuse were runing out of the stuff
We have enough to last us until the Rapture, and then it won't matter! We have plenty to last us another few years, so I am confident that we are indeed not running out! The reason prices have been going up are because those A-rabs have been so selfish that they want to camp out on top of our oil supply and need a little, er, encouragement to move along. That costs money, to extract the oil from underneath their tents, since they don't have the common sense to step aside and let a better nation in. This "running out" bit is just a liberal talking-point to try to scare people into finding another way to power their SUV. I swear, if this sort of fear-mongering continues, the liberals will use fear to get a sleeper into the White House


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 07:40 PM

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We have enough to last us until the Rapture, and then it won't matter! We have plenty to last us another few years, so I am confident that we are indeed not running out! The reason prices have been going up are because those A-rabs have been so selfish that they want to camp out on top of our oil supply and need a little, er, encouragement to move along. That costs money, to extract the oil from underneath their tents, since they don't have the common sense to step aside and let a better nation in. This "running out" bit is just a liberal talking-point to try to scare people into finding another way to power their SUV. I swear, if this sort of fear-mongering continues, the liberals will use fear to get a sleeper into the White House
And Who says your going to be hear after that? And Shuldnt we work on new Fule sorce seeing as careing for the enviroment is what God would want you to do?


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 07:48 PM

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And Who says your going to be hear after that? And Shuldnt we work on new Fule sorce seeing as careing for the enviroment is what God would want you to do?
a) The whole point is that we're not going to be here after that, so we don't care what happens.
b) Care to cite chapter and verse in support of that?


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 07:54 PM

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a) The whole point is that we're not going to be here after that, so we don't care what happens.
b) Care to cite chapter and verse in support of that?
A) like I said Who says your going not going to be hear
Its called Decency, kinda like "Be kind, Rewind"


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 07:59 PM

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A) like I said Who says your going not going to be hear
So you're a dadaist now?


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 08:16 PM

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So you're a dadaist now?
No but im some one who beleaves that some of the bible is wrong Becuse they conterdict each other


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 08:20 PM

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No but im some one who beleaves that some of the bible is wrong Becuse they conterdict each other
So, do you have any divine guidance regarding how you live your life?
Do you have believe in a Creator?
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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 09:03 PM

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So, do you have any divine guidance regarding how you live your life?
Look at the Jedi code that is a form of Guidance

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Do you have believe in a Creator?
There is no way to know if there is a Creator so i dont think about it i just try and be Good to others and try not to think bad thoughts about others

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Do you lie awake wondering what will happen to you when you are Terminated die?
Why? its a Waste of time to think about what will happen Come what may and I will make the best of it


Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
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Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 09:16 PM

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Look at the Jedi code that is a form of Guidance
I am familiar

There is no emotion; there is peace. (Jesus)
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. (The Bible)
There is no passion; there is serenity. (Jesus)
There is no chaos; there is harmony. (The Bible and Jesus)
There is no death; there is the Force. (Jesus)

We could teach you an awful lot of Truth here.



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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 09:29 PM

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I am familiar

There is no emotion; there is peace. (Jesus)
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. (The Bible)
There is no passion; there is serenity. (Jesus)
There is no chaos; there is harmony. (The Bible and Jesus)
There is no death; there is the Force. (Jesus)

We could teach you an awful lot of Truth here.
Ah i see you have been to Wookiepieda (or the Jedi code part of Wiki) But thats only one Vershon of the Jedi code Try the code i have hear as my signature


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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-21-2007, 09:37 PM

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Ah i see you have been to Wookiepieda (or the Jedi code part of Wiki) But thats only one Vershon of the Jedi code Try the code i have hear as my signature
God is the guardian of peace in the galaxy.
Christians use their powers of Prayer to defend and to protect.
Christians respect all American life, in any form.
Christians serve Jesus who rules over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Christians seek to improve themselves through knowledge of The Bible and Big Guns

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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-22-2007, 12:13 AM

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God is the guardian of peace in the galaxy.
Christians use their powers of Prayer to defend and to protect.
Christians respect all American life, in any form.
Christians serve Jesus who rules over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Christians seek to improve themselves through knowledge of The Bible and Big Guns

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That dosent even work at all and also you changed it other then the Jedi parts thus You Fail


Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
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Default Re: More Proof: God is Pro-Oil - 06-22-2007, 01:47 AM

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God is the guardian of peace in the galaxy.
Christians use their powers of Prayer to defend and to protect.
Christians respect all American life, in any form.
Christians serve Jesus who rules over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Christians seek to improve themselves through knowledge of The Bible and Big Guns

PRAISE
A minor correction.

God is the guardian of peace in the galaxy. Cept the Galaxy is chaotic, therefore "God" is either doing a bad job, or doesn't exist.
Atheists use their powers of Prayer to defend and to protect. Christians cause war.
Atheists respect all American life, in any form. Christians start to throw a massive hissy fit by any little deviation.
Christians blow Jesus who rules over them, for the good of themself.
Christians seek to improve themselves through knowledge of The Bible and Big Guns. The rest of the world should leave while they can, so the Christians can blow themself up.
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