[Reincarnation_Believer]

This is a test that will tell you where your TRUE beliefs lie and what you really are. It's really cool.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

This is a test that will tell you where your TRUE beliefs lie and what you really are. It's really cool.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

Filthy idolator!! Don't you know that True Christians™ don't need the validation of some joo-designed website to know that we are Saved by the sweet blood of Christ? This isn't a game of monopoly or a pink tea party boy!

All you need is a good dose of Jesus!!

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Filthy idolator!! Don't you know that True Christians™ don't need the validation of some joo-designed website to know that we are Saved by the sweet blood of Christ? This isn't a game of monopoly or a pink tea party boy!

All you need is a good dose of Jesus!!

Ah, come on. Don't be such a stuffed shirt you little cutie pie (if that's you in your avatar). Lighten up and live a little.

[OnYourKnees]

If I recall correctly, Rein, that test told you that you were closest in belief to Sikhism. So, naturally, you decided you want to instead be a nominal Catholic, espousing a series of beliefs which are contradictory to Catholic doctrine but swearing allegiance to Rome despite being a heretic in the Pope's eyes. If that doesn't work for you, then you may try Buddhism, because it's just not convenient for you to find a Sikh house of worship.

Is that a fair summation? Please correct any inaccuracies.

My question for you is this:

What exactly is the point in playing "pick a faith"? Something is either true, or it is not. There is only ONE truth; all others must by default be false.

You cannot try on different truths, as there is only one! Picking a belief system based on what a computer program tells you, rather than relying upon God's Word, has to be the silliest idea I've yet heard! What is the point? Why not just make up your own, and acknowledge that you're creating a god in your own image?

At least that'd be intellectually honest.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

Ah, come on. Don't be such a stuffed shirt you little cutie pie (if that's you in your avatar). Lighten up and live a little.

For the 666th time, I am NOT a sodomite boytoy for you to play with!! Now stop making all these perverted invitations to your outdoor orgies, sinner!!

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

If I recall correctly, Rein, that test told you that you were closest in belief to Sikhism. So, naturally, you decided you want to instead be a nominal Catholic, espousing a series of beliefs which are contradictory to Catholic doctrine but swearing allegiance to Rome despite being a heretic in the Pope's eyes. If that doesn't work for you, then you may try Buddhism, because it's just not convenient for you to find a Sikh house of worship.
Is that a fair summation? Please correct any inaccuracies.

Well, this test around I scored highest in Mahayana Buddhism (100%) and only 35% in Roman Catholicism. I was only 97% in Sikhism, so I guess I'll have to consider a temple. The Catholic part ensures I don't burn in the firey pits of hell.

My question for you is this:

What exactly is the point in playing "pick a faith"? Something is either true, or it is not. There is only ONE truth; all others must by default be false.

Yes, and Allah=God.

You cannot try on different truths, as there is only one! Picking a belief system based on what a computer program tells you, rather than relying upon God's Word, has to be the silliest idea I've yet heard! What is the point? Why not just make up your own, and acknowledge that you're creating a god in your own image?

You can follow some book which has undergone a gazillion translations in a book written by men and in a foreign language, or not. I look at the essence of the message. This is why you no doubt support the sociopathic George Bush and don't understand the nuances of being a leftist, as I am.

At least that'd be intellectually honest.

Hmmm...please explain what you mean by intellectually honest.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

For the 666th time, I am NOT a sodomite boytoy for you to play with!! Now stop making all these perverted invitations to your outdoor orgies, sinner!!

I'm a girl, but I will explore "alternate" sort of stuff with you.

p.s. Oops, I better be careful, lest I be banned for being a harlot. Sorry, pastor.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

Well, this test around I scored highest in Mahayana Buddhism (100%) and only 35% in Roman Catholicism. I was only 97% in Sikhism, so I guess I'll have to consider a temple. The Catholic part ensures I don't burn in the firey pits of hell.

We've already told you that Catholics don't believe in Hell.

Besides which, you only get to Heaven if you follow God's path, not a pile of miscellaneous beliefs in a mishmash of your own concoction.

Yes, and Allah=God.

Upon what do you base that nonsense?

You can follow some book which has undergone a gazillion translations in a book written by men and in a foreign language, or not. I look at the essence of the message. This is why you no doubt support the sociopathic George Bush and don't understand the nuances of being a leftist, as I am.

I'm not sure what your feelings about Bush have to do with things being true or not true.

Hmmm...please explain what you mean by intellectually honest.

You know by reading the books of faith of any number of religions that they do not allow you to engage in other religions as well. Yet you wish to mash a bunch of them together and call them Truth.

You cannot cherry-pick the bits of several religions that suit you and make a mixture.

God made Man. Man does not get to make God. That's just lying to yourself.

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

We've already told you that Catholics don't believe in Hell.

Really?

Besides which, you only get to Heaven if you follow God's path, not a pile of miscellaneous beliefs in a mishmash of your own concoction.

Upon what do you base that nonsense?

Upon Karma, which is the only thing that makes sense, when one accounts for the unjustified death of innocents in this world.

I'm not sure what your feelings about Bush have to do with things being true or not true.

Because he talks like a Baptwist and yet is really the spawn of Satan. Therefore, what looks true is not. Truth is illusive to those who have no eyes to see.

You know by reading the books of faith of any number of religions that they do not allow you to engage in other religions as well. Yet you wish to mash a bunch of them together and call them Truth.

You cannot cherry-pick the bits of several religions that suit you and make a mixture.

I'm not a literalist, therefore, I can.

God made Man. Man does not get to make God. That's just lying to yourself.

One cannot know the true nature of God. My mishmash may come closer to reality that your King James version.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

This is a test that will tell you where your TRUE beliefs lie and what you really are. It's really cool.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

Teehee...I'm sorry Rein, but that quiz was made by a person such as you or I. Just because your answers lean more towards one way, by no means does that mean you are automatically that religion. It just means that certain of your philosophies are similar.

On the same note, you also know that perfume won't make you irresistable to the opposite sex, like it shows in the commercials, don't you?

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Teehee...I'm sorry Rein, but that quiz was made by a person such as you or I. Just because your answers lean more towards one way, by no means does that mean you are automatically that religion. It just means that certain of your philosophies are the similar.

Yes, I know what it means. What does Rein mean?

On the same note, you also know that perfume won't make you irresistable to the opposite sex, like it shows in the commercials, don't you?

Pheromone makes me irresistable.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

Yes, I know what it means. What does Rein mean?

It's an abbreviation of your username. Your full username is a bit much to type each time, so I've shortened it.

The test said I am 100% Neo-Pagan. Hmm. As far as quiz accuracies go, that isn't too bad.

Pheromone makes me irresistable.

Well, now, pheromones are a whole different story to perfume!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

On the same note, you also know that perfume won't make you irresistable to the opposite sex, like it shows in the commercials, don't you?

You've obviously never taken a deep breath and had the sweet smell of Jesus in your life.

[SUV]

Is that one of those games like Pastor makes me play, a test of Faith to submit myself to the authority of his Manhood, no matter what he might require of me (and no matter how it would be looked upon as Sinful by feel-good "Christians" but not the Truly $avED?)

Sorry, I can't play. I'm not fully healed up from the last time yet. Also, I'm Concerned that Jerry FallToHELL might have Died from playing a game like this.

You can never be too Certain™

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

I'm a girl, but I will explore "alternate" sort of stuff with you.

p.s. Oops, I better be careful, lest I be banned for being a harlot. Sorry, pastor.

You are a female? Well that explains alot.


Shouldn't you be baking a pie in the kitchen right now?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Reincarnation_Believer

Upon Karma, which is the only thing that makes sense, when one accounts for the unjustified death of innocents in this world.

Your head is clearly full of crack fumes. Do you really think that cripples are in wheelchairs because "Karma" is punishing them? If so, do you have the nerve to tell them so to their faces?

Because he talks like a Baptwist and yet is really the spawn of Satan. Therefore, what looks true is not. Truth is illusive to those who have no eyes to see.

What looks true may or may not be true, but that looks more like a pile of gibberish written by a stoned dullard trying to sound intellectual.

I'm not a literalist, therefore, I can.

How interesting. When you see a traffic sign telling you to stop, would you interpret that as an allegory telling you to speed up? Or is it one rule for traffic and another for your immortal soul?

One cannot know the true nature of God. My mishmash may come closer to reality that your King James version.

So, the gibberish that you made up in your head just now may be truer than God's Holy Word? Do you have any idea how silly you sound?

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Your head is clearly full of crack fumes. Do you really think that cripples are in wheelchairs because "Karma" is punishing them? If so, do you have the nerve to tell them so to their faces?

Don't forget the best part about Karma, Brother T!

According to belief in Karma, people are born into abject poverty, deformity, disease, and the midst of civil wars or oppressive societies because of things about which they have no memory or knowledge. These Hindus -- Karma comes from Hinduism, after all -- get punishment without even knowing the reason for it.

Karma is, of course, the convenient excuse for the Hindu caste system. Everyone is born into their place, whether the top (Brahmin), bottom (Untouchable), or in the middle (three other classes); they are there because they deserve to be there, either as reward or punishment from past lives, and they will move up or down based upon their conduct in their assigned role.

If that's not a means to maintain the status quo, I don't know what is!!

God punishes people for things they know they did, and doesn't declare them bound to menial labor for their entire lives!

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You are a female? Well that explains alot.


Shouldn't you be baking a pie in the kitchen right now?

Welllllll... little Mr. Cutie Pie Pastor...I laughed and the cracker I was eating literally flewest out of my moutheth upon the pie comment.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

You judge the Bible as something to be laughed at? I assure you, the Bible is not meant as a Book of Divine Comedies. To think otherwise is to play russian roulette with God, and this time, all of the bullets are in and you are sure to lose. I suggest you snap out of this offensive joshery and begin to realize just how serious the fate of your eternal soul is.

You are a woman, you recognize that. Are you aware of your integral role in society, specifically in propagating it? You shouldn't be wasting time here laughing about how you've shunned God's plan for you! You only have so many years to be useful to Jesus, so every second you spend here arguing against it is another second lost in your only hope for Salvation. Your role is not one to be understated! It is a very sacred one, one so important that God has a Man chosen somewhere out there to guide you, lest you fall to temptations. I suggest you arrange a meeting with a Godly Pastor here to help you in finding this particular man, so as not to waste any further time, both yours and ours (God's).

[Reincarnation_Believer]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

You judge the Bible as something to be laughed at? I assure you, the Bible is not meant as a Book of Divine Comedies. To think otherwise is to play russian roulette with God, and this time, all of the bullets are in and you are sure to lose. I suggest you snap out of this offensive joshery and begin to realize just how serious the fate of your eternal soul is.

You are a woman, you recognize that. Are you aware of your integral role in society, specifically in propagating it? You shouldn't be wasting time here laughing about how you've shunned God's plan for you! You only have so many years to be useful to Jesus, so every second you spend here arguing against it is another second lost in your only hope for Salvation. Your role is not one to be understated! It is a very sacred one, one so important that God has a Man chosen somewhere out there to guide you, lest you fall to temptations. I suggest you arrange a meeting with a Godly Pastor here to help you in finding this particular man, so as not to waste any further time, both yours and ours (God's).

Hmm...I am past the age of procreating. Havest you the samest opinion in what I oughtest do?