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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 03:28 AM

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Okay, you had me.

I'm not actually pagan, but my pants are on fire when it comes to religion.
Literally speaking, that would place you as a heretic, as heretics were commonly burnt alive at the stake.

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Interesting. I must admit that I do entertain this concept from time to time. I imagine God as a scientist, who created the world and now observes the rats in his lab, observing their behavior without any empathy for their suffering. That view does explain a lot the sheer amount of suffering and injustice in the world.

However, such thinking is sinful. So, I do some penitence after having such heretic thoughts, and then I come here, to try to gain the faith in a God who actually cares about those who follow His laws. I do envy the members of this lovely congregation for having such faith!


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:13 AM

I'm not a heretic.

Heresy is bad for you and the religion it attacks.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:33 AM

You know a lot about witchcraft for claiming not to know one. And you claim to be a man, yet you have the intelligence of a sub-par woman. Remember, the Bible says I have the legal right to kill you. And while my husband has a better aim, I'm still good with my pistol. "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Exodus 22:18


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:33 AM

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You know a lot about witchcraft for claiming not to know one. And you claim to be a man, yet you have the intelligence of a sub-par woman. Remember, the Bible says I have the legal right to kill you. And while my husband has a better aim, I'm still good with my pistol. "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Exodus 22:18
No one has the legal right to kill anyone, period.
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Bible Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:49 AM

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Dear Friend,

As it turns out, an executioner in the U.S. does have the legal right to kill a person who is condemned to the capital punishment.
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In addition, military personnel also can legally kill other persons during battle when they carry out the commands of their superiors.

This is but a tiny material reflection of the actual Spiritual situation of condemnation, capital punishment and carrying out the commands of our REAL superiors, God and Jesus.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 03:31 PM

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I'm not a heretic.
It was a joke. Pants on fire? People being burnt alive? Oh, never mind.

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Heresy is bad for you and the religion it attacks.
I'll agree with the second part of this statement. Heresy of Jesus of Nazareth was bad for the Jewish religion; heresy of of Martin Luther was bad for the Catholic Church; etc, etc.

However, I do not understand the first part of that statement - who is "you" that you're referring to? The heretic? The one who calls someone else a heretic? Or are you referring specifically to me? Either way, there are many variables. Heresies usually address some existing problems within a religion. Sometimes the cure is even worse than the disease, but you cannot overgeneralize and say that all heresies are bad.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:24 PM

If you're a heretic, you've lost all credibility in your religion.

Credibility is important for religion, otherwise you're almost as bad as an atheist.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:30 PM

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You must live far from Texas. Here, we are armed and retain the legal, spiritual and moral right to mow down anyone who causes us concern, fear or loathing.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 05:43 PM

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If you're a heretic, you've lost all credibility in your religion...
NO, you haven't. You're following a different religion.

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Absolutely vital, which is why Christianity is so great with its story of an immortal guy who died for two-and-a-half-ish days (then He got better) to absolve us of responsibility for our sins (which are only sins because He says they are) and who will come back (real soon!) to destroy what His followers haven't.

Oh, and unicorns.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 06:10 PM

Dragons could wreck unicorns any day.

But since Christianity speaks ill of dragons (and possibly beholders), I don't think Christianity is for me, especially not fundie Christianity.

So, deism will have to do before I find something suitable (no, I'm not being atheist, no matter how many times Didymus Much tries to preach to me about atheism)
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That's why I vote Republican. The moratorium on lynch mobs is an imposition on the Christian religion, since the Bible mandates us to kill all sorts of unChristian people, such as gays, disobedient children, adulterers, and wizards.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 07:40 PM

wizards are good people.

And killing people you see as bad is a crime against humanity as I recall.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-13-2015, 09:04 PM

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And killing people you see as bad is a crime against humanity as I recall.
That is merely unsubstantiated opinion.

Here is what God has to say on the matter:

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Case closed


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Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-14-2015, 03:55 AM

that was from the Old Testament, noob.

Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
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that was from the Old Testament, noob...
And guess what Jesus says (in the Bible) is still 100% applicable?

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

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...Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
Aaaaannnnd, back to Jesus in the Bible saying you're full of shit when claiming to know what Christianity is about:

Mark 7:18-23 "18 And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; 19 Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? 20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. 21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, 22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, pan evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: 23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man."

Read the blessed thing, wouldya? Pretty please, with a crucifiction on top?


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-14-2015, 06:11 AM

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that was from the Old Testament, noob.

Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
Look you queer, Atheist- facebook coward Instead of hassling us here good innocent Christian folks, why don't you be a smart ass towards muslims in an islamic website? eh?... oh thats right you dirt bags tell yourselves that Islam is a race and it's a religion of peace, to mask your cowardice don't you? lol.


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Look you queer, Atheist- facebook coward Instead of hassling us here good innocent Christian folks, why don't you be a smart ass towards muslims in an islamic website? eh?... oh thats right you dirt bags tell yourselves that Islam is a race and it's a religion of peace, to mask your cowardice don't you? lol.
Mooslems cause a ton of injustice and suffering.

I don't really agree with Islam and its jihad scheisse.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-14-2015, 06:19 AM

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Mooslems cause a ton of injustice and suffering.

I don't really agree with Islam and its jihad scheisse.
Then get your butt over to

https://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index?...6509&link=list

and fight for JESUS and humanity!


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-14-2015, 06:28 AM

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that was from the Old Testament, noob.

Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
Aren't the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament? They don't apply anymore?


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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