[Old Iron Crotch]

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Let's keep this train moving, Sister. We need to get the word out so those people can realize the direction they are heading in, change their ways, and find Jesus.

What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Thanks for getting this "Back on Track" Brother Remy!!!

(she always tries to dull down threads and make them all about her)
***yawn***

Choo-Chug-a-Lugga

All ABOARD!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

What silly questions you ask. We worship the Living and True God, not some false god that looks like a tick with a human head. God has provided one way, and one way only, for salvation:

John 3:16-18: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Note that there's no hippy liberal nonsense about children who are too young to believe.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.

It's near enough, it'll do.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

Ask Ofc Martin what happened to unbaptized children according to his dogma.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Ask Ofc Martin what happened to unbaptized children according to his dogma.

I don't worship his god either.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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It's near enough, it'll do.

If that's what you're into, go ahead and, er... amuse yourself.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Blast from the past!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hesitate to point out the obvious, but...

This is going to be a long thread....Praise Jesus!!

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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^ All the above, minus the doctored Papa Ben image, are STUPID!

[Nobar King]

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What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

That's why the stupid Islamic terrorists send children out as suicide bombers. They think they get more lenient treatment if they're minors.

You think those children go to heaven?

[Remy Lebeau]

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What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

Well, Jesus certainly has no problem ripping them to shreds or giving them over to victorious troops as bed warmers here on earth so I see no reason he would spare them in the Hereafter.

"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." - 2 Kings 2:23-24

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." - Pslams 137:9

"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." - Numbers 31:17-18

"And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain" - Deuteronomy 2:34

"For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD." - Exodus 12:12-

"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear." - Deuteronomy 21:18-21

Children do not get special treatment. We True Christians and God believe in relative equality; something a racist Nazi zealot like you wouldn't appreciate.

Now, for the train... CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!

[Wide-Open]

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STOP THE TRAIN! We've got a hitchhiker!



All aboard!

Woooooo!!!! Kedegedeng kedegedeng.

[JennyD]

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^ All the above, minus the doctored Papa Ben image, are STUPID!

So all the above images are stupid, but the photo of Eggs Benedict looking as though he's possessed and has severe eczema (or perhaps reacted to a sunlight exposure the way Bother Lindh claims to) is NOT stupid.

Gotcha.

[Remy Lebeau]

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ALL ABOARD!!!! CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!




CHUGA LUGGA CHUGA LUGGA CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!