[Bobby-Joe]

Greeting friends,

Perhaps you wonder why we have no fellowship with you? Why we call you such uncharitable names like “Neds”, “Buffet Christians” or “False”? Well it is rather simple; to the righteous, those who TRULY love The Lord, like us, you are digesting scum, worse than a homer atheist living in California. At lest he is honest about his hatred of Jesus.

By perverting the Word of the Lord in your cut and past Christianity you are nothing more than a tool of The Dark One. When the Anti-Christ comes you will march in his ranks gleefully persecuting the righteous. You create mockeries of our savior and then in private laugh at your wickedness.

To us TRUE Christians, we who are is TRUE beloved elect we look upon your “churches” and nothing more than open sewers filled with indescribable filth. Your “worship” is nothing more than diving into this sea of human waste were you mumble gibberish to a false idol that is in reality Satan himself. Your pastors are nothing more that transvestite prostitutes who will whore themselves out for the most disgusting acts while laughing at the number of souls they have tricked into damnation.

The only hope for you is to repent to Jesus truly now and tithe until hurts to Landover.

I hope this helps you in your visit our church forum friend.

Yours in Christ,
Bobby Joe Tabor.

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Greeting friends,

Perhaps you wonder why we have no fellowship with you? Why we call you such uncharitable names like “Neds”, “Buffet Christians” or “False”? Well it is rather simple; to the righteous, those who TRULY love The Lord, like us, you are digesting scum, worse than a homer atheist living in California. At lest he is honest about his hatred of Jesus.

By perverting the Word of the Lord in your cut and past Christianity you are nothing more than a tool of The Dark One. When the Anti-Christ comes you will march in his ranks gleefully persecuting the righteous. You create mockeries of our savior and then in private laugh at your' wickedness.

To us TRUE Christians, we who are is TRUE beloved elect we look upon your “churches” and nothing more than open sewers filled with indescribable filth. Your “worship” is nothing more than diving into this sea of human waste were you mumble gibberish to a false idol that is in reality Satan himself. Your pastors are nothing more that transvestite prostitutes who will whore themselves out for the most disgusting acts while laughing at the number of souls they have tricked into damnation.

The only hope for you is to repent to Jesus truly now and tithe until hurts to Landover.

I hope this helps you in your visit our church forum friend.

Yours in Christ,
Bobby Joe Tabor.

wow thnks bob

i didn't read one word, but im sure its A+ Christian mumbo jumbo.

its wat keeps me going in the world.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by ilovengland

wow thnks bob

i didn't read one word, but im sure its A+ Christian mumbo jumbo.

its wat keeps me going in the world.

It is not necessary for to read it my hellbound friend since you don't even make the feeble effort to claim you are a believer. I’ll be sure toss an apple pit at you from heaven when you are burning in hell in the hereafter friend.

[Sista Lateefah]

AMEN! Either you is with the Lord, or you is against HIM! And if you is with Him, it mean you is with Him all the way. It do not mean just follow the commandments of His you wantsa follow. It mean the whole thang!

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. - Revelation 3:16

Praise!!

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

It is not necessary for to read it my hellbound friend since you don't even make the feeble effort to claim you are a believer. I’ll be sure toss an apple pit at you from heaven when you are burning in hell in the hereafter friend.

thanks! can u make sure its a poison apple? i dont really go for the real ones. i want to die....

your a star.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah

AMEN! Either you is with the Lord, or you is against HIM! And if you is with Him, it mean you is with Him all the way. It do not mean just follow the commandments of His you wantsa follow. It mean the whole thang!

Yeah! Even the "thangs" that contradict the other "thangs!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joo

Yeah! Even the "thangs" that contradict the other "thangs!"

Name them. You come waltzing in here making accusations and calling Jesus a liar. Well PROVE IT or SHUT UP, jooboy.

There are no contradictions in the Holy Bible.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Name them. You come waltzing in here making accusations and calling Jesus a liar. Well PROVE IT or SHUT UP, jooboy.

There are no contradictions in the Holy Bible.

What about "Thou Shalt Not Kill" and then Exodus?

It doesn't matter which came first. Since if the event so of exodus happened first that means God changed his mind, thus contradicting past actions. Why should a perfect being change his mind? Only if he made the incorrect choice earlier.

If the commandments came first, well then that's pretty freakin' obvious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joo

What about "Thou Shalt Not Kill" and then Exodus?

It doesn't matter which came first. Since if the event so of exodus happened first that means God changed his mind, thus contradicting past actions. Why should a perfect being change his mind? Only if he made the incorrect choice earlier.

If the commandments came first, well then that's pretty freakin' obvious.

See, in all your arrogance you've decided that YOU know that God is a liar. How wrong can you be?

When God said not to kill, He meant not to kill other God followers, other jews. He quite obviously did not expect us not to EVER kill, because God orders us to kill unsaved scum in the Bible on countless occasions. This is no contradiction. Any idiot can see it. Even Jesus ordered hits on heathens like you.

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

The famous ten commandments were directed at the jews and only about the jews. God obviously has no trouble with killing witches, queers, and anyone else who sets Him off. If you don't like the Bible, take it up with God, not us.

[SUV]

Brother Bobby-Joe, would you possibly have a list, with locations and start times, of which "buffets" these un$avED "persons" might be chasing now?

[The Jabba Master]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

See, in all your arrogance you've decided that YOU know that God is a liar. How wrong can you be?

When God said not to kill, He meant not to kill other God followers, other jews. He quite obviously did not expect us not to EVER kill, because God orders us to kill unsaved scum in the Bible on countless occasions. This is no contradiction. Any idiot can see it. Even Jesus ordered hits on heathens like you.

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

The famous ten commandments were directed at the jews and only about the jews. God obviously has no trouble with killing witches, queers, and anyone else who sets Him off. If you don't like the Bible, take it up with God, not us.

No if that were true then the ten commandments wouldnt be in the bible and god dose have trouble with that becuse there still his children

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by The Jabba Master

No if that were true then the ten commandments wouldnt be in the bible and god dose have trouble with that becuse there still his children

Friend,

Doesn't a loving parent discipline their child?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by The Jabba Master

No if that were true then the ten commandments wouldnt be in the bible and god dose have trouble with that becuse there still his children

What, so if it were true that the Ten Commandments were aimed at God's followers and about God's followers, then they wouldn't be in the book that God wrote for His followers? Boy, you'd better stick to arguing about wookie sticks, because you clearly know nothing about the real world.

[Brother V]

Originally Posted by The Jabba Master

No if that were true then the ten commandments wouldnt be in the bible and god dose have trouble with that becuse there still his children

Did you just tell Brother BJ, that what is in the Bible (kjv1611) isn't true?

[The Jabba Master]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Friend,

Doesn't a loving parent discipline their child?

Yes but theres a fine line between Puting him in the corner and Beating him up

[H. Montague Worthington]

Brother Bobby-Joe:

Praise for your stern but respectful rebuke!! I don't think I could have been as tactful with The False Christian Whores of Satan. Just take a look at Dearborn Baptist Church over on Route 41 in Storm Lake, with their phoney-baloney blow-dried Pastor Dean Miller. What a sack of human filth he is, with his deceitful Satanic message of "God's Loving Mercy" and "Jesus' Message of Love" and whatnot.

He ought to be killed. I hope someone breaks into his house, shatters his kneecaps with a baseball bat, tortures his family to death with an electric drill while making him watch, douses him with gasoline, and then burns him alive!! That will teach him to preach "peace" and "tolerance" in a "church!!"

[H. Montague Worthington]

GLORY!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by The Jabba Master

Yes but theres a fine line between Puting him in the corner and Beating him up

You were obviously raised by queers. Nowhere in the Holy Bible does God mention "putting him in the corner".