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Default http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-27-2013, 07:45 AM

There is a website called jesus-issavior.com.

I won't even link to their filth, because they say it's not appropriate for visitors under 18. They have pictures of aborted fetuses and articles celebrating 9-11 on their front page. Their website has attracted millions of visitors, which makes it a serious concern.

The website fraudulently claims to be a fundamentalist resource. Instead, the website is a horrible mockery of God, Jesus Christ, the Bible and sin-hating, God-fearing, Christ-honoring, Christians. The website is pure evil, intended to mock Christianity, blaspheme the Lord Jesus and confuse people.

Their blasphemous beliefs and teachings against the historical Baptist position exposes them as liars. This internet group is a fraud. I've been a Baptist my whole life, and I can tell you plainly that the website mentioned is evil to the core, not godly in any sense of the term.

There are actually some legitimate sites that are a variation of this, which causes even more confusion, and these rotten imposters know it!

I published this article to warn everyone on the internet about this fraudulent group, who claim to be Christians; but they are wicked people, liars, deceivers, God-heaters, degenerates and hate-mongers who spew blasphemies against God.

Mark 3:28, “Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme.”

These God-haters spew blasphemies against genuine Christianity and the God of the Bible.

The website mocks Salvation by highlighting articles about the Illuminati, aliens, anti-vaccination propaganda and every other fringe group.

Their goal is clearly to make all Christians look like greedy paranoid lunatics. This is just evil. It couldn't be more obvious that the owners and publishers of the Jesus-is-savior website are God-hating fools.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-27-2013, 08:32 AM

What a bunch of raving lunatics

You need to wear dark glasses to view their neon day glow layout. It would surprise me not one bit to imagine this site is entirely designed to attract young boys with the sole intention sinking their claws into the tender supple flesh on their clean limbs and face.



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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-27-2013, 01:31 PM

That site is clearly run by trolls who tries to make us Christians look like an ignorant bunch of extremists.
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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-27-2013, 02:54 PM

Never heard of them, but according to this video, "they teach the devil`s gospel!"



This site: http://bibleversiondiscussionboard.y...s#.US4c_Tf9xdZ claims to have evidence that David J. Stewart is a convicted sex offender. Don't know if that's true or not.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...9223448AAsIGkT

Here someone asked whether the site is satirical. Some of the responses:

"It's not a Satire Site, but they say alot of irresponsible things. They are very misleading and have alot of false info on their site. Not very Christianlike if you ask me."

"Looking at it at first, I really thought it was satire. But eventually I realized that it wasn't, unfortunately."

"omg, i loath that site, its the biggest hate moner site for christians. Its like ...imagine hitlers version of porn or something"

"no, those people are serious. like godhatesamerica.com, fundies at their worst."

"I just looked at it and it doesn't appear to be a joke, but it is kinda creepy!"

"Quite serious.

These people are a good example of why religion and government should be kept seperated."

"nope, the people who make those sick statementsare serious. That's why its said that fundamentalist christianity will put the US back into a dark ages."

"No.. they're dead serious.
They scare me."
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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-27-2013, 04:58 PM

Is this the site run by the guy in Guam?

I've heard bad things about him, but I always thought his faith was true.


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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-27-2013, 06:56 PM

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Is this the site run by the guy in Guam?

I've heard bad things about him, but I always thought his faith was true.
Probably a gook, really what can you expect from them?
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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 02-28-2013, 01:27 AM

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Is this the site run by the guy in Guam?

I've heard bad things about him, but I always thought his faith was true.
The guy from Guam runs "jesus-is-lord" He's an American and his father was a true hell fire preacher from back in the day. Not sure why he's living in Guam now.


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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 01-18-2014, 06:36 AM

While much of the information that David J Stewart goes on about is true. He is VERY far from where he should be. His problem is that he idolizes men. He follows in their footsteps. And those men happened to have been hot headed "fire and brimstone" preachers years ago. I believe his dad might have been one as well. That said. I don't think he ever got the proper teaching of Christ. I do not know enough about the words of Christ to teach others. But I strongly disagree with learning about Him in Bible Colleges or seminaries. Because the scriptures were never meant to be learned that way. If one actually learns them properly, they will find that the "Word" is actually the Spirit of GOD, not the scriptures. The scriptures are nothing more than testimonies for initial knowledge. But the purification of a person's heart that leads to Salvation is through the receiving of the Spirit of Christ, LITERALLY. And many times in the Holy Bible, we see people "waiting" for it. In our journey, we are to patiently wait in silence. Not like a monk necessarily. But through prayer and peace. And we should be striving to abide by and obey the laws, as we were told to do. A man with a sinful heart will NEVER go to Heaven. I don't care what churches say. The "doctrines of men" are all wrong. There is no ritual, creed, or sacrament of any kind that can purify a man's heart. The scriptures say so many times throughout. And they came from Jesus and his disciples mouths.



It is possible to use the scriptures to trick people's minds into succumbing to "doctrines of men". And it is almost always in the form of a formally trained pastor and an organized church. I think George Fox is a man who knew very well. And he often rebuked and reproved the churches in their flawed doctrines. He also founded the Quakers, which to me follow the pure form of Christianity.



Christ called us out of the world. He expected us to be fruitful. Jesus-Is-Savior website is not fruitful. It corrupts and condemns. It keeps your heart and mind into the things of this world. And the same applies to all the cult style churches we see flooding the land. Jesus spoke words that led us away from those things and towards a spiritual type of existence. One that requires peace. He didn't sweeten our ears just to kick us right back out into the sinful world. He told us to follow Him.....FOREVER. Churches do not do this for you. They cannot and will not lead you to Christ. Because they help you stay in the world. Both spiritually and physically. Salvation is done at an individual level. A communion between YOU and CHRIST.



I would like nothing better than to see the Jesus Is Savior website closed down. Meaning a sign that David J Stewart has finally found Christ. Truly. And then bring the website back online with completely different content. Something fruitful. Jesus told us that you can't find figs in a bush of thorns (something like that). Meaning that you cannot use anger and aggression to be fruitful. Jesus was meek. He was of gentle nature. And He expects us to be as well. If one cannot reach out gently to others, then he is not perfected in Christ. And He forbids those who are not perfected to teach others. Because they cannot do it right. And will lead others to destruction. David J Stewart is showing all the behaviors that are contrary to Christ. And I have spotted so much hypocrisy in his words. He is more like a Pharisee than he realizes. And I pray to GOD that he will finally wake up one day and realize his major error.
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While much of the information that David J Stewart goes on about is true. He is VERY far from where he should be. His problem is that he idolizes men.
I stopped reading there. I don't want to have anything to do with homos. Thanks for warning us!


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He also founded the Quakers, which to me follow the pure form of Christianity.
That's silly, dear. Quakers are like the Cheech and Chong of Christianity. One cannot take them seriously.

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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 01-22-2014, 08:05 PM

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That site is clearly run by trolls who tries to make us Christians look like an ignorant bunch of extremists.

Of course this site is not full of extremists, saying a children cartoon will send you to hell and training boys to act like monsters with girls in the future is in no way a fanatic or an extremist act
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Of course this site is not full of extremists, saying a children cartoon will send you to hell and training boys to act like monsters with girls in the future is in no way a fanatic or an extremist act
Of course it isn't you ignorant tentacle lover.

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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 01-22-2014, 08:24 PM

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Of course this site is not full of extremists, saying a children cartoon will send you to hell and training boys to act like monsters with girls in the future is in no way a fanatic or an extremist act
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Show us, using direct quotations from the King James Bible, how we're wrong.


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Default Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 01-22-2014, 08:31 PM

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Show us, using direct quotations from the King James Bible, how we're wrong.

That's why you're extremist, you believe and obey the orders of a dusty book. If the bible says "jump", you jump, if the bible says "sleep", you go to bed, if the bible says "yes", you say yes to everything, but if it says "no", you say no to everything, I hope the bible never shut up, because with no book to order you what to do, then you're lost, or forced to use your brain
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If the bible says "jump", you jump, if the bible says "sleep", you go to bed, if the bible says "yes", you say yes to everything, but if it says "no", you say no to everything,
Game, set and match.

It is exactly what is expected of a TRUE CHRISTIAN, did you expect us to cerry-pick what is most convenient?

We belong to the LORD.

And JESUS saved us.

But from the top of your tender years and little intelligence you expect to outsmart and outrank GOD?

That is nonsense.

Ecclesiastes 1:2

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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That's why you're extremist, you believe and obey the orders of a dusty book. If the bible says "jump", you jump, if the bible says "sleep", you go to bed, if the bible says "yes", you say yes to everything, but if it says "no", you say no to everything, I hope the bible never shut up, because with no book to order you what to do, then you're lost, or forced to use your brain
That is ncorrect. My Bible is not at all dusty. Therefore, the rest of your baseless comments do not hold water.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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That's why you're extremist, you believe and obey the orders of a dusty book. If the bible says "jump", you jump, if the bible says "sleep", you go to bed, if the bible says "yes", you say yes to everything, but if it says "no", you say no to everything, I hope the bible never shut up, because with no book to order you what to do, then you're lost, or forced to use your brain
Javiera, when you write stuff like that, does it make the remotest sense even to you?


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That's why you're extremist, you believe and obey the orders of a dusty book...
And all those who disregard anything anyone else has ever said or written, and believe that God tells them directly what they should do to please Him, they're the "normal" ones.

Why, then, does this "god" of yours give different messages to everyone?

Could it be that's it just your own subconscious you're listening to? ( <--- really big hint there, let's see if she catches it)


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Thumbs down Re: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com is a hoax. - 01-23-2014, 06:57 AM

I will tell all of my Christian friends to never go to this ungodly website *shudders*
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