Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy-Ray-Bob
Christmas music needs to be played year-round.
It can not have any drums like pagan tribal drums and it can not have any of the devil's guitar or bass.
Also, any flute needs to not to be shaped like a man's private since only men should be playing instruments praising the lord. Women belong in the kitchen but they may rejoice in the Christmas music, too.
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The flute is the only instrument in the woodwind family to have a cylindrical bore open tube resonator. It is of necessity that it be shaped like a man's private parts for it to produce its unique sounds. The part of the instrument that is blown (also known by flute players as the "headjoint") is tapered in order that the various registers have the proper intonation. The pipe organs in churches (where the "pipes" stand vertically erect) also share the property of having open tube resonators, which contribute to their unique sound (with both even and odd partials).
I once again sense the hand of intelligent design in the universe. Jesus, being a man, knew exactly what he was doing and knew what kinds of sounds were necessary for His Praise.
Glory!