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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 09:53 AM
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:04 AM
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Btw <3 means a heart ..
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So why don't you learn to write properly instead of some gobbledygook.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:07 AM
Are u a lesbian ?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:10 AM
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Are u a lesbian ?
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Why would I answer that question. Show some respect for a True Christian woman.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:25 AM
@ lucifers lover Why use <3 instead of ? Are you new to the Internet?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:35 AM
Now if we're all honest, isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here? Why should god hate denmark? Just because the children play with LEGO, originally being a few wood toys just having developed into a big concern. Wow, some of you ar e using Windows PCs, you are now going to hell! God does like Windows as much as LEGO and Denmark, I suppose! "You should never use any Microsoft Products or try to only use the ones you really get for free" (Leech 19.2, the leech sp34k book, chapter 23.5 line 25f) Another thing is: Don't always trust the internet. Don't always trust what's being said on the internet. Just because some old cranky guy says something, that's in nowhere true. I'm sure I could find another 10 000 arguments against the US aswell as against any other european, eastern or indian country. "Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged" (Leech 19.3, the leech sp34k book, chapter 30 line 1ff) Kinds regards
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:37 AM
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isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:39 AM
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Now if we're all honest, isn't this complete crap what the old cranky man is writing here? Why should god hate denmark? Just because the children play with LEGO, originally being a few wood toys just having developed into a big concern. Wow, some of you ar e using Windows PCs, you are now going to hell! God does like Windows as much as LEGO and Denmark, I suppose! "You should never use any Microsoft Products or try to only use the ones you really get for free" (Leech 19.2, the leech sp34k book, chapter 23.5 line 25f) Another thing is: Don't always trust the internet. Don't always trust what's being said on the internet. Just because some old cranky guy says something, that's in nowhere true. I'm sure I could find another 10 000 arguments against the US aswell as against any other european, eastern or indian country. "Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged" (Leech 19.3, the leech sp34k book, chapter 30 line 1ff) Kinds regards
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Why would you say God hates Windows, what has this got to do with Denmark. True, you cannot believe everything on the internet, your post is a classic example.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:41 AM
So, why isn't it?`Writing a single word is a easy task, though explaining it shows how holy you really are!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:47 AM
Don't listen to Lisa, she is a lesbian!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:51 AM
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Don't listen to Lisa, she is a lesbian!
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You should not be talking like that about a True Christian woman. Now apologize!
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 10:52 AM
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You should not be talking like that about a True Christian woman. Now apologize!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 11:07 AM
Now, I think most of the people here agree with me.. Apart from that old cranky guy and Sister Lisa.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 11:12 AM
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Now, I think most of the people here agree with me.. Apart from that old cranky guy and Sister Lisa.
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There are also Denmarkians at Landover who would disagree with you.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 11:14 AM
Right, there are people in the US hating the US and people in kasachstan hating kasachstan...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 11:21 AM
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Right, there are people in the US hating the US and people in kasachstan hating kasachstan...
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Who is talking about people hating each other. This about why God hates Denmark.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 01:25 PM
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"Never trust what's being said to you in the internet. You may end up brain-damaged"
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I agree with you on that! You are indeed a classic example of a brain-damaged denmarkian. You and the rest of the 99 percent of denmarkians believe in the propaganda the communist goverment of our creepy country puts on the internet. How blessed you are, that you have been able to find this wonderful site despite that every computer sold in Denmark has a Anti-Christ filter. God has lead you here for a reason, and still you act like a Godmocking homer. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Now, I think most of the people here agree with me.. Apart from that old cranky guy and Sister Lisa.
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Sorry to force the truth on you, but as far I can see nobody here agrees with you, except perhaps "Lucifer Lover". Do you really think a person with that name is a better choice, when it come to credibility over Lisa and other True Christians™?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 06:02 PM
You people are simply unbelievable!
I'm so amazed that a community can strive to achieve this level of ignorance.
I is amazing that you so called christians can be so intolerant and so uneducated, and yet you claim that you should be the ones to guide!
I'm a DANE not a danemarkian!!!!
And first off I has been a long time since I have been so offended by a single post on web forum like I was by the one the old man's posted.
And by the way... by overgeneralizing like he is he's thereby saying that every single christian minister that would fall in the same category of you self (ministers) is a rapist? Are you a rapist? I'll let you be the judge.
And communism = free health care????????
What the ****? (I'm not using any dirty language because I'm sure that you say that I'm going to hell for that - but last time I checked you were not the ones to decide that, were you? Actually I think by your own standards you are going to hell for saying that aren't you?)
You should REALLY have overcome the whole part about every thing which is government controlled is communism.. What about your police departments? you fire departments? you library'?
You should really think before deciding what is right and wrong?
And as you all know (But I'll say it anyways because you are american and by your own generalizing standards you can't differ Denmark from Finland or tell the difference between Christianity and Islam) america is a country of immigrants approximately 400 years old (from when the first settlers arrived) there by a really huge chunk of you are in fact at some point guaranteed decedents of some of your so called rapists.
Have a great day to all of you who just learned more than you obviously did in high school from this post!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-26-2010, 06:41 PM
Are you possesed by the Devil by any chance? At some point to night you decided that you would like to be a member here at Gods favourite web-site, and instead of making an introduction like any good person would do, you bring us this hateful post. I hope your parents are very ashamed that they have brought you up this way. My parent told me to be respectful when I am a guest in someones private home, but that seems like an advice you have never been told. Shame on you. And... by the way... BURN IN HELL.
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09-26-2010, 07:21 PM
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You people are simply unbelievable!
I'm so amazed that a community can strive to achieve this level of ignorance.
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Thank you. We strive to keep our faith in God's existence strong while ignoring anything that contradicts the Bible. We must remain ever vigilant in this act, lest we wind up in Hell!
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I is amazing that you so called christians can be so intolerant and so uneducated, and yet you claim that you should be the ones to guide!
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Well that is how the Bible commands us to be. Everyone else is simply a failure.
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I'm a DANE not a danemarkian!!!!
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You're a dog?
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And first off I has been a long time since I have been so offended by a single post on web forum like I was by the one the old man's posted.
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You're the one calling him "old man". I find that offensive. Just because you are a little boy with no father is no excuse for you to be calling your elders names.
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And by the way... by overgeneralizing like he is he's thereby saying that every single christian minister that would fall in the same category of you self (ministers) is a rapist? Are you a rapist? I'll let you be the judge.
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No. Rapists and Christians are mutually exclusive categories, except when God instructs us to commit rape in His Word©, such as in the following scripture:
When to rape Deuteronomy 21:10-14 (King James Version) 10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, 11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; 12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; 13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. 14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.
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What do you call it?
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What the ****? (I'm not using any dirty language because I'm sure that you say that I'm going to hell for that - but last time I checked you were not the ones to decide that, were you? Actually I think by your own standards you are going to hell for saying that aren't you?)
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Actually, God commands Christians to pass judgment on others.
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
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You should REALLY have overcome the whole part about every thing which is government controlled is communism.. What about your police departments? you fire departments? you library'?
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Are you saying we shouldn't have police, fire departments, and libraries? What kind of person are you?
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You should really think before deciding what is right and wrong?
And as you all know (But I'll say it anyways because you are american and by your own generalizing standards you can't differ Denmark from Finland or tell the difference between Christianity and Islam) america is a country of immigrants approximately 400 years old (from when the first settlers arrived) there by a really huge chunk of you are in fact at some point guaranteed decedents of some of your so called rapists.
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When people emigrate from Europe, and move to the USA, it is because they are better than other Europeans and want to be around Godly people.
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