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Default Why Wicca is nonsense - 05-11-2008, 03:17 AM

If you people actually did some research besides the Bible you would actually learn. Paganism was around before Christianity. Christianity came from Paganism and then Wicca came from Paganism as well. Wicca and Paganism is actually an Earth based religion where we believe that everything comes from the Earth and goes back into the Earth. So actually learn about the religion first before judging it.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 04:11 AM

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If you people actually did some research besides the Bible you would actually learn. Paganism was around before Christianity. Christianity came from Paganism and then Wicca came from Paganism as well. Wicca and Paganism is actually an Earth based religion where we believe that everything comes from the Earth and goes back into the Earth. So actually learn about the religion first before judging it.
Poppy cock you young heathen.

The branch of wicca that you worship was contrived by that English pervert Gerald Gardner in the 1950's and 60's.

Don't you try pretend that their is a direct lineage between pre-Christian paganism and a bunch of post industrial middle class knobs who's only real interest in the "old religion" was to get young women to strip down and kneel before them holding a chalice.

Get on you knees and pray woman.

NB. Now if you said you fornicated with Satan on a moonlit night with your 13 sisters in your convent, I would know that you were a witch in the true sense of the word and would require that you submit yourself to the closest witch finder in your state.




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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 05:41 AM

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Poppy cock you young heathen.

The branch of wicca that you worship was contrived by that English pervert Gerald Gardner in the 1950's and 60's.

Don't you try pretend that their is a direct lineage between pre-Christian paganism and a bunch of post industrial middle class knobs who's only real interest in the "old religion" was to get young women to strip down and kneel before them holding a chalice.

Get on you knees and pray woman.

NB. Now if you said you fornicated with Satan on a moonlit night with your 13 sisters in your convent, I would know that you were a witch in the true sense of the word and would require that you submit yourself to the closest witch finder in your state.

I am not a heathen just because I follow a different religion than you do. Wicca is an earth/nature based religion. We believe everything comes from the earth and goes back into the earth. I am a solitary Wiccan and will not be for long beause in our state the are building a Wiccan church and Wiccan library. BTW the Wiccan church accepts all faiths. This is 2008 not 1200 B.C. so get with the times. I will not let a man tell me what to do. I am independant and I will speak my mind. I was raised to have tolerance even for people like religious zellets(you).
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 05:52 AM

Actually, they consider everyone that's not a TC a heathen. I have tolerance for people with other religions, as that is what the Catholic Church teaches. Most wiccans I've met seem to be upright normal people, so there would be no reason for me to go force my religion on people. Besides, I look at the personality of the person, rather than make assumptions about them based off what religion they belong to. For example, I don't believe that all Muslims are terrorists.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 05:58 AM

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Actually, they consider everyone that's not a TC a heathen. I have tolerance for people with other religions, as that is what the Catholic Church teaches. Most wiccans I've met seem to be upright normal people, so there would be no reason for me to go force my religion on people. Besides, I look at the personality of the person, rather than make assumptions about them based off what religion they belong to. For example, I don't believe that all Muslims are terrorists.


That is true that not all Muslims are terrorists. We are normal people. I noticed how they think eveyone is a heathen if you do not agree with them. Nice to meet you.

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Blasphemy blasphemy, sin, more blasphemy, some blatant nonense.
So tell me, in 250 billion years from now and your agony in the Lake of Fire just won't end, will you look back on this time as the moment when you could have chosen Jesus but instead turned your back on the offer of salvation He made?


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 06:19 AM

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So tell me, in 250 billion years from now and your agony in the Lake of Fire just won't end, will you look back on this time as the moment when you could have chosen Jesus but instead turned your back on the offer of salvation He made?
I do not believe in hell, sorry. Your religion is not right or true and neither is mine. I only said Blessed Be which means have a nice day or goodbye. That is not a witch curse. It is just like you say Bless you or God Bless you, same thing.
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I do not believe in hell, sorry. Your religion is not right or true and neither is mine. I only said Blessed Be which means have a nice day or goodbye. That is not a witch curse. It is just like you say Bless you or God Bless you, same thing.
I thought you said you were Muslim. In that case, you hate God.

But now, you're a Wickedan. In that case, you hate God.

You just denied that God is the creator of the universe, and that all so-called "religions" are lies. Therefore, you hate God.

Why do you hate God, Wolfspit?


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I do not believe in hell, sorry. Your religion is not right or true and neither is mine. I only said Blessed Be which means have a nice day or goodbye. That is not a witch curse. It is just like you say Bless you or God Bless you, same thing.
This is a True Christian™ forum so I will ask you to not throw your witch words around. I don't come to your coven and pray while you're nakedly trying to murder a baby, do I? No. Show some respect!

You keep telling yourself that you don't believe in Hell. While you're writhing in anguish as the flames cause your skin to blister and burn, you tell yourself that you don't believe in Hell so maybe the pain isn't real. Who knows, maybe it will make the agony slightly less unbearable.

You have said something strange. You said that Christianity is not right or true, something most sinners try to convince themselves. But then you admit your cult isn't right or true. If you don't believe in worshipping Satan, why do you do it?


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 06:28 AM

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I thought you said you were Muslim. In that case, you hate God.

But now, you're a Wickedan. In that case, you hate God.

You just denied that God is the creator of the universe, and that all so-called "religions" are lies. Therefore, you hate God.

Why do you hate God, Wolfspit?


My name is Wolfspirit, not Wolfspit. I said that I know that not all Muslims are terrorists. I never said that I was Muslim. I have been Wiccan since I was 13. I just do not believe in your god, never said I hated anyone. It is not Wickedan it is Wicca get it right!! I believe in evolution created us.
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This is a True Christian™ forum so I will ask you to not throw your witch words around. I don't come to your coven and pray while you're nakedly trying to murder a baby, do I? No. Show some respect!

You keep telling yourself that you don't believe in Hell. While you're writhing in anguish as the flames cause your skin to blister and burn, you tell yourself that you don't believe in Hell so maybe the pain isn't real. Who knows, maybe it will make the agony slightly less unbearable.

You have said something strange. You said that Christianity is not right or true, something most sinners try to convince themselves. But then you admit your cult isn't right or true. If you don't believe in worshipping Satan, why do you do it?
Wiccans do not kill babies. Murders do. They are not witch curses. I do not curse people. Wiccans do not worship or believe in Satan. Satanists do. Stop confusing them. Wicca is a earth/nature based religion. Do better research than the Bible. I believe in Wicca because that is the religion I chose and feel comfotable in that religion even though no religion is right or wrong, or true or false.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 06:37 AM

Well Miss Sister Mary Maria alls I said was my name is Wolfspirit not wolfspit. I do not appreciate you not getting my name right so it is not ordering.
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Well Miss Sister Mary Maria alls I said was my name is Wolfspirit not wolfspit. I do not appreciate you not getting my name right so it is not ordering.
Soon someone will change is to something offensive, Some people here are just childish retards who get their kicks out of changing names, I used to go under the name Uncle Goose.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 06:49 AM

I have come to known that they do that. It is annoying when they want to see you as the bad guy all the time.
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I am not a heathen just because I follow a different religion than you do. Wicca is an earth/nature based religion. We believe everything comes from the earth and goes back into the earth. I am a solitary Wiccan and will not be for long beause in our state the are building a Wiccan church and Wiccan library. BTW the Wiccan church accepts all faiths. This is 2008 not 1200 B.C. so get with the times. I will not let a man tell me what to do. I am independant and I will speak my mind. I was raised to have tolerance even for people like religious zellets(you).
I really don't think you understood a thing I said based on that reply.

It's zealot, not zellet BTW.

I find it interesting that the Wiccan "church" accepts all faiths. Would you accept a fundamental Muslim who insisted that chaste women wear a burka? Would you accept me for that matter?

Listen Missy, you really need to repent now. For the good of your immortal soul. I'm sure you will feel much more secure about yourself if you accept Christ's love.

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Default Re: False Religions Register - 05-11-2008, 07:42 AM

What is a wolf spirit, anyway?? Wolves don't have souls, so how can they be spirits?

What's wrong with you that your own spirit isn't good enough?


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What is a wolf spirit, anyway?? Wolves don't have souls, so how can they be spirits?

What's wrong with you that your own spirit isn't good enough?
LOL Nobar, with a Goth tard name like that, you just know she was pushing our Lord's patience. The JesusOS has kicked in and changed her name to Dogspit. I really thought it was going to be Wolfspit.




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What is a wolf spirit, anyway?? Wolves don't have souls, so how can they be spirits?

What's wrong with you that your own spirit isn't good enough?
She's what is known as a "furry", Brother Nobar. Please don't ask me to explain what that is, I'm not sure your heart can take the shock and horror.


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Well Miss Sister Mary Maria alls I said was my name is Wolfspirit not wolfspit. I do not appreciate you not getting my name right so it is not ordering.
1. Your name is what it says it is, we are Baptists and can give you any name we like.
2. You are a heathen take a look at this and we are True Christians.

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Default Re: Why Wicca is nonsense - 05-11-2008, 03:58 PM

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If you people actually did some research besides the Bible you would actually learn. Paganism was around before Christianity.
That is absolutely false. Christianity was here since the beginning of time. Paganism didn't get started until the Devil invented it, some time later.

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2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
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5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

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That is true that not all Muslims are terrorists.
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I noticed how they think eveyone is a heathen if you do not agree with them.
No, we don't care if you agree with us. We think you are a heathen because you do not agree with God.

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