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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-10-2007, 09:05 PM

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You think that I am part of a fake belief. But you haven't seen what we preach. YOu know nothing of us and therefore shouldn't judge us.
Well, we know what you have told us, the main part of which is that you are an admitted liar. So we are COMMANDED TO JUDGE YOU!

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.


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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-10-2007, 09:11 PM

I'm not the leader. I'm 14 almost 15! Also, i said we came from a New life Church, I didn't say we WERE New Life. We are a new section of church with no name, because we teach all sides of Christianity.


God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?
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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-10-2007, 09:14 PM

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I'm not the leader. I'm 14 almost 15! Also, i said we came from a New life Church, I didn't say we WERE New Life. We are a new section of church with no name, because we teach all sides of Christianity.
There is only ONE side of Christianity. Any other "sides" are not Christianity but pretenders trying to drag you to Hell.

Clearly you did not read what I said- ANYONE that would have EVER attended New Life Church is damned.
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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-10-2007, 09:18 PM

What kind of nonsense are you going on about now? There is only one side of Christianity, and that is God's side.

We have also caught you in yet another lie.
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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.
You contradict yourself at every step. You said
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I am from a church that has no origins.
and immediately followed that by stating your church's origins
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We sprouted from a New Life church.
You obey voices in your head. You are a looney-toons wannabe cult leader.

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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-10-2007, 10:46 PM

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I am from a church that has no origins. We sprouted from a New Life church. We try and bring people to us to save them. We are called Springs church. We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service. I do well usually. I believe that I can be a Pastor with God's help.
If you're the best your youth group has to offer.. or even a good preacher by that standard -
I for one wouldn't want to see the one you consider to be your least-best (ie WORST) preacher.


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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 12:05 AM

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You think that I am part of a fake belief. But you haven't seen what we preach. YOu know nothing of us and therefore shouldn't judge us.
Young man, from what you have said, we KNOW you are of a fake belief. But here at Landover our GODLY pastors and brothers teach the true belief, and the BIBLE as it is actually written by GOD alone.

Any other church is a false-feel-good-hippy-dippy excuse for a church, inwhich any old nonsense can be taught to unsuspecting dimwits, including children.

You must leave your no-origin 'church' immediately, ghostboy, for Jesus said ...

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

John 15:21 But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.


... Of course this will mean you will lose all your friends and people will hate you, but remember that you are doing it for the sake of your soul, and for GOD's Divine love! (you will thank us later, trust me on this)



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Lesson 2 - 10-11-2007, 03:14 AM

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PASTORAL THEOLOGY
II. RECIPROCAL RIGHTS AND DUTIES OF PASTOR AND FLOCK.
1. It is their duty to aid him in his work to the extent of their ability - tithes -lots of them.
2. Of course, he has a right to this aid, and more!.
3. They owe him a competent support plus perks.
4. This is his right, as GOD COMMANDS!

5. A competent salary is one which will meet the wants of himself and family. 7 figures.

6. The principle of tithes is the true one.
7. It is the pastor's duty to give himself wholly to his proper work, and not spend his time and means in idleness or excessive pleasure.
8. The flock have a right to expect him to be at his proper work with earnest diligence one day per week.
9. It is his duty to be, and keep himself well informed through films, video and pictures.
10. It is their duty to furnish him with the means. Turn in your home videos!

11. It is his duty to study and give them well-digested instruction.
12. It is their duty to so help him in every way, as to give him time, opportunity, and means.
13. He is bound to be the teacher and leader of the church.
14. They ought to regard and treat him as such, as likened to JESUS himself!

15. A pastor is not merely one of the flock, but the shepherd.
16. He must exercise such discretion in his appointments for teaching, as will meet his own and their convenience and wants.
17. He has a right to their sympathy and support, if he is persecuted for his faithfulness.
18. It is their duty to encourage faithfulness, and to stand by him, and not fear for the salary and counsel a worldly prudence.
19. It is their duty to treat him with such respect and confidence, as to give him the greatest influence. This for their good.
20. It is his duty to deserve their confidence and respect.
21. They ought to place him above temptation to servility, especially to avoid his mendicancy (living on alms). They must do this by providing a sufficient income.

22. They are bound to abhor servility in themselves, to secure the world's support.
23. His salary is his due, and not to be regarded as a gift.
24. To be paid punctually.
25. The last debt to be repudiated, it is his bread.
26. Pastor and flock should understand their rights and duties as the Pastor explains them..
27. As occasions arise, the pastor should wisely instruct them on these points.
28. He should be punctual himself, and train them to punctuality.
29. If they fail to meet their engagements, he should reprove them. Baptist minister at covenant meeting at Freehold is held for that purpose. The wicked forfeit all earthly possessions..


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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 03:34 AM

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Female pastor, is kind of an honorary title.

Titus 2 tells us what the women may teach.

3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;

4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

In order to provide the women a little bit of authority, the title of pastor CAN be imposed.

However, no female pastor may tell any male True Christian™ that he probably doesn't already know.

I hope this helps.

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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 04:23 AM

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I guess that it where Joyce Meyer got the idea from.
Friend, Joyce Meyer gets her ideas from St. Louis, Missouri bowling alleys.


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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 04:34 AM

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Friend, Joyce Meyer gets her ideas from St. Louis, Missouri bowling alleys.
And her deep manly voice also. I know the tables are wrong in that house!! I actually feel sorry for her husband .... tHAT does not come easy...

Well I guess with all the checks it would be easy to be a homer and dust and lay out you're wifes suits for the power hour...TBN...is there anything else I am missing?

Oh yeah.. That women's confrence every year..



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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 06:57 AM

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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.

I'm not the leader of the whole church, no. I am not the best preacher in my youth group either. I like to try my best though. You say that we only preach hippy-dippy things to the congregation. The only thing you seem to preach is whiny complaints about other races who aren't like you, and how WalMart is being bad for not saying Happy Christmas in OCTOBER! You just try and scare people into this 'salvation'. But your salvation, I think, is completely different to the one I shall receive. Because at least mine will be in heaven.


God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?
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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 01:08 PM

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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.

I'm not the leader of the whole church, no. I am not the best preacher in my youth group either. I like to try my best though. You say that we only preach hippy-dippy things to the congregation. The only thing you seem to preach is whiny complaints about other races who aren't like you, and how WalMart is being bad for not saying Happy Christmas in OCTOBER! You just try and scare people into this 'salvation'. But your salvation, I think, is completely different to the one I shall receive. Because at least mine will be in heaven.
Can you quote for us the exact scripture that says you are going to Heaven?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We have a 20 people strong youth group who lead a service once every few months. I usually do the preaching in that service.
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I'm not the leader.

I'm not the leader of the whole church, no. I am not the best preacher in my youth group either. I like to try my best though. You say that we only preach hippy-dippy things to the congregation. The only thing you seem to preach is whiny complaints about other races who aren't like you, and how WalMart is being bad for not saying Happy Christmas in OCTOBER! You just try and scare people into this 'salvation'. But your salvation, I think, is completely different to the one I shall receive. Because at least mine will be in heaven.
Friend,

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Default Re: SO YOU WANT TO BECOME A PASTOR! - 10-11-2007, 03:36 PM

Booby-Joe. You are the ONLY person who has shown the slightest kindness to me on this forum besides Hitoshi. I want to know that why, if you are trying to save me, I am insulted and called a 'poofter' among a few names. Surley, the way to go about saving someone is teaching them kindly, not insulting them?


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Booby-Joe. You are the ONLY person who has shown the slightest kindness to me on this forum besides Hitoshi. I want to know that why, if you are trying to save me, I am insulted and called a 'poofter' among a few names. Surley, the way to go about saving someone is teaching them kindly, not insulting them?
The real question here is rather:
Why are you so offended by the truth?

You are currently headed for damnation and that's a fact.
You are a false teacher, and you blaspheme God by rejecting His Holy Word, all of it is fact!
You are a victim of satan's devices, which you are completely ignorant of, and you rather listen to a voice in your head than the Word of God - FACTS.


We can't give you Salvation, only Jesus can give anyone Salvation, and we can't accept Him on your behalf, only on our own.
We can only urge and plead you to accept the true God Jesus Christ, and teach you His Word as found in the Bible.
BUT YOU MUST REALIZE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AND HELP YOURSELF!
That's why we as you call it "insult" you.. But what we're really doing is telling you the truth.
We're trying our best to help you realize it, but you seem too proud to realize you have a problem in the first place.
That's why you whine and cry all over. The truth will hurt when you are a slave to false belief -
But the truth may ultimately set you free of your bondage to satan and sin.


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O.K You put forth a good point. But you get your belief's from the WORDS of a bible. Do you not look at the deeper meaning behind the books? You don't tell me the truth because I am NOT a 'poofter' nor a 'brat.' But whilst we're on the subject here, I'll repeat what my BAPTIST R.E teacher at school said when I showed her this site:
'There are some weird people out there, 'Ghost.' They are misguided by their brains, and temptation from the devil. Though these number are few, they must be prayed for, so they may be forgiven before it is too late. They preach hatred towards negros and other forms of Christianity. They work against the disabled and mock everyone who is unlike them through insult, and use of scriptures that they use literally. It is best to try and save these people rather than insult them, even though they may sometimes deserve it.'

I see what she means. Completely true...


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O.K You put forth a good point. But you get your belief's from the WORDS of a bible. Do you not look at the deeper meaning behind the books?
As in the context? Sure.
But how do you get the deeper meaning from saying, as you do:
"The Bible is unreliable." "No matter what the Bible says.." etc etc?

Can you stop making excuses for a second and admit that which you've already admitted:
That you don't care what the Bible says unless it supports YOUR views.

And you trust a voice in your head over the words of the Bible..
Just how is that more reliable?

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You don't tell me the truth because I am NOT a 'poofter' nor a 'brat.'
If you act like it, you are it. So that's still the truth, even though it wasn't ME who said it - (poofter)
Unless you are some kind of actor that is..
But that would make you a liar, not much better.

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But whilst we're on the subject here, I'll repeat what my BAPTIST R.E teacher at school said when I showed her this site:
'There are some weird people out there, 'Ghost.' They are misguided by their brains, and temptation from the devil. Though these number are few, they must be prayed for, so they may be forgiven before it is too late. They preach hatred towards negros and other forms of Christianity. They work against the disabled and mock everyone who is unlike them through insult, and use of scriptures that they use literally. It is best to try and save these people rather than insult them, even though they may sometimes deserve it.'
Obviously, she has no idea what she is talking about..
And doesn't obey the Bible.

But I SUFFER NOT A WOMAN TO TEACH, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1 Timothy 2:12

What is her "interpretation" of this? That women SHOULD teach?
And does she read a legal document as she no doubt reads the Bible?
(Ie She reads whatever she likes into it.)

No? Then why read the Bible that way?
Seeing as it's the most important document IN EXISTANCE??

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I see what she means. Completely true...
I can see that you rather trust some female school-teacher than the Word of God as found in the Bible..
No wonder your beliefs contradict themselves, reality & the Bible.


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Booby-Joe. You are the ONLY person who has shown the slightest kindness to me on this forum besides Hitoshi. I want to know that why, if you are trying to save me, I am insulted and called a 'poofter' among a few names. Surley, the way to go about saving someone is teaching them kindly, not insulting them?
Friend,

That is because of their love of humanity as its reflection of God. My brethren know you are imminent peril of damnation and they fear for you. Any moment you may be hit by a truck, or gunned down by some atheist like the poor kids in Ohio and then what? The though is unspeakable. It is not rage they coming from but love.

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I can control my anger towards you. However, I wish you not to slander my R.E teachers name. She is a respectable and knowledgable woman. She has more soul and spirit than you obviously. Because she talks of happiness, not, as some people might call your words, 'bull'.


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I can control my anger towards you. However, I wish you not to slander my R.E teachers name. She is a respectable and knowledgable woman. She has more soul and spirit than you obviously. Because she talks of happiness, not, as some people might call your words, 'bull'.
Once again, I don't slander - You respect her because she is mighty (in terms of office of course, not physical strength), I judge after righteousness.
You consider the person instead of God.

She may talk of "happiness" but she doesn't speak the truth so what does that matter?
As I said you'd trade a sweet lie for the truth in a second.
But even poision can be sweet so stop being so naive.


I speak the truth as found in the Bible, no matter if you hate it, or hate me for it.
I couldn't care less. Cause you can either hear the truth or don't.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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