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Default Pope Francis has a Deal for you! - 06-19-2016, 06:25 AM

I don't know how long it will last.

Vatican offers 'time off purgatory' to followers of Pope Francis tweets

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...francis-tweets
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Default Re: Pope Francis has a Deal for you! - 06-19-2016, 08:21 AM

A time honored tradition with the cathylicks - and the one thing that got Martin Luther all riled up enough to post his 95 Feces to the church door in Wittenberg sometime in 1517. The modern day pope probably doesn't have the business acumen of a Donald Trump, but we can safely describe modern catholicism as a Walmart religion.


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Default Re: Pope Francis has a Deal for you! - 06-20-2016, 12:55 AM

Apparently through his old age the pope has lost his piffleing mind. No one can be saved through Twitter. They can only be saved through power of The Lord and the Savior Jesus Christ
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Default Re: Pope Francis has a Deal for you! - 06-20-2016, 07:54 PM

Much as I hate to admit it, I can kind of see the logic here. Reading 150 characters of that blasphemous old Mary-Hailer's ramblings probably is quite similar to spending twenty years in Hell, so I can see why they'd think it would be an appropriate trade.


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