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Default Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-05-2007, 09:26 AM

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Fine, fine!!! If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your inner tube lips, slant yellowish eyes, flat droopy utters, bushy AIDS infected sideways vagina, hideous wide monstrously nostriled snout, low IQ score in every category except math, feces colored skin, obesity, laziness, and pubic haired head, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.
You are not only ashamed of who you are but also racist towards Asians, who can be pretty hot, other than your ball-o-lard americans. And Asians aren't stupid some of my friends are Asian and I go to one of the top 10 schools.
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You are not only ashamed of who you are but also racist towards Asians, who can be pretty hot, other than your ball-o-lard americans. And Asians aren't stupid some of my friends are Asian and I go to one of the top 10 schools.
Then It's no wonder that you have such "blinkered" views on things.
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Default Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-05-2007, 10:13 AM

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Then It's no wonder that you have such "blinkered" views on things.
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This explains a lot you are stoopid
because thats the way you were brought up. WTF is blinkered view, I'm not Asian if thats what you are trying to imply.
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This explains a lot you are stoopid
because thats the way you were brought up. WTF is blinkered view, I'm not Asian if thats what you are trying to imply.
I'm not really sure where you got the Asian bit from.
What's the matter with being an Asian? Are you being Racist?



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Default Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-05-2007, 10:33 AM

Your calling the kettle black, though thatv sounds racist, it's an expression. I am not racist towards Asians a lot of my friends are Asian, not chinks, slants or gooks, Asian, you rednecks.
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You are not only ashamed of who you are but also racist towards Asians, who can be pretty hot, other than your ball-o-lard americans. And Asians aren't stupid some of my friends are Asian...
We never denied Asians were good at math. And crime.
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...I go to one of the top 10 schools.
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Your calling the kettle black, though thatv sounds racist, it's an expression. I am not racist towards Asians a lot of my friends are Asian, not chinks, slants or gooks, Asian, you rednecks.
So if they're Asian, but not chinks, slants or gooks, are you saying they're dotheads?


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Default Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-05-2007, 09:21 PM

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We never denied Asians were good at math. And crime.
Please say you're making this bit up.

So if they're Asian, but not chinks, slants or gooks, are you saying they're dotheads?
They are not dotheads they are Asian, but fine two can play at that game, Americans are fat slobs that the rest of the world hates, this is your fault, I don't want to start a fight.
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They are not dotheads they are Asian, but fine two can play at that game, Americans are fat slobs that the rest of the world hates, this is your fault, I don't want to start a fight.
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Default Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-06-2007, 05:01 AM

If you hate the Japanese so much why do you have a ninja emoticon, Oh and I don't want to fight, but if you do where I come from racist people and intolerant people aren't recieved well.
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If you hate the Japanese so much why do you have a ninja emoticon, Oh and I don't want to fight, but if you do where I come from racist people and intolerant people aren't recieved well.
We don't tolerate racism around here, as has been exhaustively pointed out to you, chucklehead.

The japs are an evil, sneaky race, and they have rejected Christ in favor of their fat chink "god" who never even heard of Jesus.

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We don't tolerate racism around here, as has been exhaustively pointed out to you, chucklehead.

The japs are an evil, sneaky race, and they have rejected Christ in favor of their fat chink "god" who never even heard of Jesus.

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You just said you weren't racist, but then you just make a racist comment, you truly are stupid.
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So now you consider "chucklehead" to be a racist term? You Lieberals are really taking this PC thing too far!
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If you hate the Japanese so much why do you have a ninja emoticon, Oh and I don't want to fight, but if you do where I come from racist people and intolerant people aren't recieved well.
We hate the Mudslums, but we have an Islamic emoticon as well:



Why do you think that, just because we dislike something, we should refuse to let people post little yellow faces representing it? Seriously, I really don't follow your logic.


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So now you consider "chucklehead" to be a racist term? You Lieberals are really taking this PC thing too far!
No, I consider calling Japanese people, evil, sneaky or chink. So please stop americans...
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No, I consider calling Japanese people, evil, sneaky or chink. So please stop americans...
Well, 67 years ago on this very day, the japs proved just how sneaky they are. We Americans will NEVER forget their treachery.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-07-2007, 07:00 PM

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Hello Brothers and Sisters.

It is with good news I post this ad. My True Christian Niece is looking for a new fiancee!

Our prayers were answered last week when her Unsaved, Hellbound boyfriend was sent home to Hell in an unfortunate hunting accident. I don't know why, but it seems we get a lot of those around here.

Anyway, here is a picture of my sweet little niece. If you are interested in courting precious little Gracie, please post here what you will expect of her as a GODLY wife and what you have to offer her. As you can see she is a very good cook and loves the outdoors and guns. She is also ready to start bearing new warriors for CHRIST!

GLORY!!!!!!!

P/S: please forgive her provacative pose, however she thought it might attract more potential True Christian husbands. You know how kids are these days.

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Friend, you are on this forum... are you a joke?

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Thumbs down Re: Meet My Niece Gracie - 12-07-2007, 11:30 PM

imback is the one that isnt racist you blind idiots, youre calling a whole race of people evil for what some of them did ages ago, why so stubborn. Its like if youre mummy told you that babies came from rat shit, youd argue that you were right until you died.. give up or claim youselves plankheads


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imback is the one that isnt racist you blind idiots, youre calling a whole race of people evil for what some of them did ages ago, why so stubborn. Its like if youre mummy told you that babies came from rat shit, youd argue that you were right until you died.. give up or claim youselves plankheads
Thankyou, America also killed 140 000 Chinese civilians around 67 years ago, so yeah don't throw stones in a glass house.
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Thankyou, America also killed 140 000 Chinese civilians around 67 years ago, so yeah don't throw stones in a glass house.
I think we did a bit better than throwing stones.................... BOOM!!!!
............America wins...................woo-hoo!!!

Look at it this way, if your Grandparents hadn't have dropped those bombs you'd not be here because they would have all been killed by some yellow demon Kamikaze. After raping your grandmother of course.



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