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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Segoosuoia
Did you just put a word filter on the word Segoosuoia ? Real mature and classy. I'd like to give a bunch of Aspies your address and have them go to your house. And you probably have never seen a Segoosuoia , you bloody Philistine.
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A word filter? Why, was it dirty, filthy dirty and naughty?
My location is right there, I live on Rt29 between Waltons Mtn. and Lynchburg. Big sign, even a retard could not miss it though you assburgers probably would.
I am not from Philadelphia though I knew a three fingered knife juggler from there.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Segoosuoia
I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
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Insult your dead mother? What she die of, a Segoosuoia splinter?
I imagine your mother is pleased to finally be able to stop having to listen to your incessant mindless rambling.
I do have a question though. Why did God make her have a retard? According to the KJV Bible, it is usually a punishment for the parent for sins. Was your mother a whore? Most women are. That Gump woman was.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Segoosuoia
I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
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Your spells attempting to reign down a flock of aspies on the church steps won't work, dear. We're protected by Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Segoosuoia
I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke. I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site. Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
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See this is a good example of why God hates the retardeds, and forbids them from entering Heaven. Your kind gets confused easily and then starts spitting and licking windows and having conniption fits and you always get violent. What kind of a Christian threatens a True Christian™ Pastor? Your limp-wristed dad is the core of your problems! Why isn't he beating some Jesus into you?
And by the way, the fact that your mother is at this moment down in the deepest pits of hell being ass raped by satan's huge barbed tallywhacker, is no reason to get your panties in a wad. I'm trying to save your soul, girl! Get on your knees!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Segoosuoia
I showed this site to a group of Aspies, and they would like to punch Pastor Zeke.
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Very mature and classy.
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I can't say I blame them. You and James Chop down the Segoosuoia Hutchins are two of the tackiest basement dwellers I've ever had the misfortune to run across in my life. You come down to my house and try to mess with the Segoosuoia I raise. You just try it, and you'll be singing soprano. And Pastor Zeke, if you ever insult my dead mother again, I know someone in the group Anonymous, and I'll be sure to tip him off to this sesspool of a site.
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Whenever you're ready, sweetie.
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Better yet, I'll give my dad your FB page. I think he'd probably like to rip someone a new one for insulting his wife.
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Aww, is he going to call the internet police?
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Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
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Posts: 80
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: potatoe
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 02:24 PM
All I can say is that I hope a Sequoia falls on the lot of you. Bye you low-class scumbags.
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Serving Jesus
True Christian™
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Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Hi all -
12-16-2015, 02:41 PM
Four out of five unsaved wretches who come here to tell us how stupid we are and then announce their disgusted departure return for a few more comments. I am guessing you will go with the majority.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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