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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-18-2011, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
You want to show HIM your TIPS?!
BAB was right, you ARE a chest-flashing nudist harlot! And to think, I was going to invite you to Indiana!
And you're a grave robber, too?
I can't believe this.
Brother, I suggest you follow the advice of many folks here, and punish the whole class when someone misbehaves. Eventually, the rest of the class will beat the snot out of the troublemakers . . . problem solved!
Instead of detention, I suggest a sound thrashing. For everybody.
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My TIPS! = ADVISES, RECOMENDATIONS etc. (I have no never show my chests in public never. And I'm NO harlot thank you very much.)
Estop twist my words Rev. Rodimer! And to think I was gonna invite YOU to preach in Alicante!
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-18-2011, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Estop twist my words Rev. Rodimer!
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It would help if your words were in proper American...
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-19-2011, 01:01 AM
Appeal to the childs senses. Tell them loud children face eternal damnation by God. That usually works with my kids.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-19-2011, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
It would help if your words were in proper American...
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It would also help if those words were properly written in the intended language Cranky. I could use babelfish then and translate them for you.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-19-2011, 01:14 AM
Duct tape.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-19-2011, 01:16 AM
In my experience if you PRETEND like you are going to kill them, they shut up. They also cry which to the parents is a big but if parents are raising children so disrespectful that they won't even be quiet when a Teacher of any sort asks them to, well they aren't important.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-19-2011, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Warren
In my experience if you PRETEND like you are going to kill them, they shut up. They also cry which to the parents is a big but if parents are raising children so disrespectful that they won't even be quiet when a Teacher of any sort asks them to, well they aren't important.
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You're a kid. What kind of "experience" do you have?
And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-19-2011, 04:08 AM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-20-2011, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Duct tape.
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Why are you not a True Christian™? Our family prays for you daily that you will see the light. Does your urge to sin really keep you from turning your life to Jesus?
You're so close, what if you're hit by a bus tomorrow?
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-21-2011, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You're a kid. What kind of "experience" do you have?
And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending sand nigras to hell for Jesus?
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I've been placed in many leadership roles in my short time on this Earth. Elementary school mentor, baby-sitter for cousins, friends, etc. I have some experience in getting children to behave. I have also found quoting the Bible at them can get some of them to behave if they are under ten, generally speaking. They are absolutely terrified of burning in Hell.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-21-2011, 09:55 PM
Well I plan to go into teaching when I finish my degree and to be honest I think María's advice here is better than the most, unless of course if you're dealing with delicuents or harding criminals maybe.
I think motivation and mutual respect is part of it. You have to seem you are enjoy your job, but you also have to be serious and professional too, so you can't be their like, big pal or all friendly with them
You have to be sensible and reasonable when you're in position of authority I think.
That's my 2 euros worth anyway,
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
05-21-2011, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Marisa L Sanchez
Well I plan to go into teaching when I finish my degree and to be honest I think blahblahblah...
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1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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That's my 2 euros worth anyway,
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
08-20-2011, 03:43 AM
Rule 1. Don't hit them. No matter how hard it is with those little brats you simplyy can't. Be as nasty as you can with detention and yelling but don't strike them. You may want to single out as a individual target for your wrath- pick on him, yell at him, when he messes up just exclaim, "Oh, what a shock. Can't you even TRY?" You may even go as far as to when a kid tries to make fun of you, you walk right up to him, raise your hand and threaten him that you WILL hit him and he WILL submit if he doesn't obey right now and you don't care if you end up in jail. It will knock the air out of him without even having to punch him in the gut. It's also make it super awkward between you, the class and the boy.
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Re: Best way to make kids shut up? -
08-24-2011, 12:03 AM
The best way to make kids shut up in my village is to throw them into the ice cold water and pull them up again, and we repeat this until they behave and shut up.
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