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How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being raped? -
07-11-2011, 12:21 AM
A farmer in Mississippi found out that his pigs were being molested when a routine visit to the veterinarian revealed that four of them had cooter infections. The farmer went to the police and they set up hidden cameras in his stalls. Lo and behold they caught this nigra raping his pigs.
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GREENWOOD - Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2010 after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner's stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River.
Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
"The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there."
Nash, who lives in the 700 block of Mississippi Avenue, was arrested at the scene and charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.
Nash's bond was initially set at $600,000, but later reduced to $60,000.
Nash remains in custody at the Leflore County jail.
Greenwood authorities said Nash's case is scheduled to be presented before the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. If Nash is indicted and found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail.
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Now, I appreciate Mississippi's attempt at justice. Locking this raisin up for the rest of his life might seem just and fair, but the Bible is very specific about this..
Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
No sex with animals. What is the punishment for sex with animals?
Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
That's right. Death! Death for whom?
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Both man and beast!
The state of Mississippi's heart may be in the right place, but they aren't following God's Word.
If Cotton Mather was still alive he would know exactly what to do here.
Cotton Mather in his book "The history of New England," written at the end of the seventeenth century, describes how a Weymouth man, who had been a lifelong Sodomist, was first made to watch as 3 sheep, 2 sows, 2 heifers and a cow, all of which had been his sexual prey, were hanged. He was executed in the same way shortly afterwards.
In 1468, one Monsieur Jean Beisse was convicted of copulating with a cow and a goat. Jean, the cow and the goat were all burned at the stake.
In 1601, 16 year old Caudine de Culam was convicted of intercourse with a dog. Both were hanged and their bodies burned.
November 1607, a young boy convicted and hanged for copulating with a mare. The mare was killed at the foot of the gallows with a poleaxe.
I was looking for a picture of a horse being hung from the 1800's, but searching "horse hung" came up with some rather interesting results.
To summarize, we have legal precedent and more importantly Biblical commands to execute that nigra and the sows.
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Re: How should this farmers sow be executed for them being raped? -
07-11-2011, 12:54 AM
It's been years since I've seen a good pig hanging, so I voted for that one.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How should this farmers sow be executed for them being raped? -
07-11-2011, 12:59 AM
I vote a hanging, it is a great way to drain the blood from pigs.
Plus it is the American True Christian™ way.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How should this farmers sows be executed for them being raped -
07-11-2011, 04:37 AM
This is what happens when people start believing secular lies about "separation of church and state." This is NOT what our Evangelical Founders intended for God's Chosen Nation.
It's time to get back to our Biblical roots, America. I say string both the darkie and the swine up. If the darkie truly repents of his sin before God's Justice is carried out, he may yet achieve Salvation™.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: How should this farmers sows be executed for them being raped -
07-11-2011, 08:17 AM
Marvellous and uncomplicated are the ways of the Lord.
Secularists seem to delight in making complicated issues out of simple and unequivocal guidancefrom God Himself.
Exodus 21
28If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten; but the owner of the ox shall be quit.
29But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past, and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept him in, but that he hath killed a man or a woman; the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death.
32If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall give unto their master thirty shekels of silver, and the ox shall be stoned.
God seems to be of the opinion that animals should be stoned as His preferred method of execution.
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Re: How should this farmers sows be executed for them being raped -
07-11-2011, 08:22 AM
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Marvellous and uncomplicated are the ways of the Lord.
Secularists seem to delight in making complicated issues out of simple and unequivocal guidancefrom God Himself.
Exodus 21
28If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten; but the owner of the ox shall be quit.
29But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past, and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept him in, but that he hath killed a man or a woman; the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death.
32If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall give unto their master thirty shekels of silver, and the ox shall be stoned.
God seems to be of the opinion that animals should be stoned as His preferred method of execution.
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-11-2011, 11:23 AM
After making a careful analysis of the methods offered above, I have arrived at the following conclusions:
1. While stoning is Biblically acceptable, I made a careful search of the grounds here in the trailer park, and the only stones I found had insufficient "heft" to be of much value as a method to dispatch even baby hogs. There were a few concrete blocks but they were already in use holding up vehicles in various states of disrepair.
2. Hanging is certainly a viable option, but in a discussion with the proprietor of Freehold Ace Hardware, I was disturbed to find all his "rope" is actually made of some sort of plastic nylon fiber - which somehow doesn't seem authentic and, anyway, I don't believe nylon was available in Jesus' time, since I can find no reference in the bible to Mary wearing nylons.
3. Burning at the stake seems quite interesting. The smell of freshly roasted pork can be quite tempting, however, since these porkers have been poked by a negroidal I can't imagine I would want to have a taste.
4. Shooting. Ah, now that's an idea who's time has come. I had a conversation with Brother Bob4God and he told me he has a goodly supply of ammo on hand and would loan us a pair of M60's for the event.
I conclude that shooting is the obvious solution to this issue and has the added benefit of supporting a local business.
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-11-2011, 12:09 PM
I'm finding it hard to believe you'd be putting a practical solution over a Godly one.
If God says stoning an ox is a valid solution to the problem of having an animal that has been sinful then stoning a pig should be relatively straightforward.
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-11-2011, 12:12 PM
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2. Hanging is certainly a viable option, but in a discussion with the proprietor of Freehold Ace Hardware, I was disturbed to find all his "rope" is actually made of some sort of plastic
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I understand that hangings are to be carried out, using an hempen rope
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The modern American coiled noose is prepared in accordance with a procedure laid down in a U.S. army manual, from 30 feet of 3/4"-1" diameter manila hemp rope, boiled to take out stretch and any tendency to coil. It is formed into six coils and then waxed, soaped or greased to assure that the knot slides easily. Generally the knot is placed under the prisoner’s left ear (the subaural position) as was seen in the photographs of Saddam Hussein.
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so appropriate for pigs
Here is an American example.
john-brown-hanged-with-kentucky-hemp But this was a female pig, and Hanging seems suited in the case of swine:
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The vast majority of criminal defendants were pigs, probably because farmers allowed them to roam free much of the time. In 1386 a pig accused of murdering an infant was tried and convicted by a court in Falaise, France. The pig was hanged at the gallows by the village hangman. Her six piglets were charged with being accessories to the crime but were acquitted "on account of their youth and their mother's bad example."
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but I'm not sure whether crimes (in this case committed by pigs) are best determined by the French
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-11-2011, 02:41 PM
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I'm finding it hard to believe you'd be putting a practical solution over a Godly one.
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Look, ex-ring kisser, I know reading is hard, but I suspect you may have missed the part dealing with the lack of suitably sized stones being readily available.
Placing a little more effort into reading that section you would have noted that cement blocks were available, but were being used to hold your brother's clapped out Dodge minivan off the ground waiting for a brake job.
Why do you hate Bob4God and the American Free Enterprise System™?
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07-11-2011, 02:55 PM
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a man who was caught having sex with show hogs
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At least the culprit still has standards.
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-11-2011, 11:40 PM
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1. While stoning is Biblically acceptable, I made a careful search of the grounds here in the trailer park, and the only stones I found had insufficient "heft" to be of much value as a method to dispatch even baby hogs. There were a few concrete blocks but they were already in use holding up vehicles in various states of disrepair.
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This is exactly why I Fed Ex several large chests of large cobbles and small boulders every time I make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. I spent some time in a Christian halfway house in rural Mississippi as I was nearing the end of my sexual reorientation program, and there is hardly a rock to be found anywhere in the state. It's all loose sand and clay - hardly adequate for a genuine Biblical stoning.
However, there are more Bible Believers per capita in the Magnolia State than pretty much anywhere else on the planet, with the possible exception of Arkansas or Alabama. In fact, the director of the Ex-Gay© halfway house is the one who got me started on my own rock collection from the Holy Land. I'm sure if they made an announcement after Sunday Services, most any Independent Baptist congregation would have at least a few members with similar rock collections.
If there's anything I learned from my days as a Boy Scout, it's to be prepared.
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07-12-2011, 10:47 PM
What is the liklihood that these swine have become demon possessed?
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Hanging
Burning
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How does the law stand? Luke 8:33 I've been thinking about this all night: it was Satan controlling Legion was it? Jesus did not demon possess the pigs did he?
Luke 8:30-32 And Iesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many deuils were entred into him. And they besought him, that he would not command them to goe out into the deepe. And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountaine: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them: and he suffered them.
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Is it permissible to drown demon possessed animals? Or was this Gadarene incident a type of mass suicide. Could a ducking chair be used on the show hogs?
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-13-2011, 10:47 AM
For a woman, Sister Lizalor, you show remarkable clarity of thought.
It's an established fact that most male jigs carry all sorts of unclean things on their tallywackers and I believe it's entirely possible the spade infected those hogs with various colonic demons.
I rather like your idea of drowning as an alternative to the other methods of dispatch.
Perhaps some of our True Christian™ Brethren can perform experiments to determine how long it would take to drown a hog. I'm told that some swine have the ability to swim, which implies they can hold their breathes while performing the butterfly stroke.
Until the testing results are in, I will hold in abeyance my recommendation for the automatic weapon's solution.
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Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
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For a woman, Sister Lizalor, you show remarkable clarity of thought.
It's an established fact that most male jigs carry all sorts of unclean things on their tallywackers and I believe it's entirely possible the spade infected those hogs with various colonic demons.
I rather like your idea of drowning as an alternative to the other methods of dispatch.
Perhaps some of our True Christian™ Brethren can perform experiments to determine how long it would take to drown a hog. I'm told that some swine have the ability to swim, which implies they can hold their breathes while performing the butterfly stroke.
Until the testing results are in, I will hold in abeyance my recommendation for the automatic weapon's solution.
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Attaching tines to their hind trotters will prevent escape by swimming, due to the action of the animals' hind legs.
I noticed that the demon-occupied beasts of Luke 8 died by choking. The form of hanging known as "slow strangulation" was popular in the Australian penal colonies (not that there were any other sort) until about 1901 when the convicts were given self government and abandoned that method, opting for the "sudden jolt" approach with a measured drop to break the neck. Perhaps that earlier method would comply with the Lukan precedent?
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