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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-26-2014, 10:01 PM
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Thank you for naming every child born in 2000+. Not all children need to be forced into religion, it's like you're making it a requirement. Emo kids are sometimes atheist, so what? Are they burning down the piffleing churches?
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-26-2014, 10:10 PM
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Thank you for naming every child born in 2000+. Not all children need to be forced into religion, it's like you're making it a requirement. Emo kids are sometimes atheist, so what? Are they burning down the piffleing churches?
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-26-2014, 10:35 PM
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Thank you for some very nice scenic pictures of holy ground.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-27-2014, 02:58 AM
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Thank you for some very nice scenic pictures of holy ground.
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And what indication is there that the incidents in these videos had anything to do with either real Goth or Emo culture?
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-27-2014, 03:05 AM
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And what indication is there that the incidents in these videos had anything to do with either real Goth or Emo culture?
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I mean seriously? You post of video of a church burning...wow. Who set it on fire? Do you even know? I'd be surprised. And a youtube like for a DOOM Metal band? Doom Metal has absolutely nothing to do with Goth. Or Emo. I'm not sure what you think you are proving, other than that you don't know what Goth is.
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-27-2014, 11:57 AM
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· · · usual EMO drivel · · ·
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It's the title of the song.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
05-27-2014, 02:42 PM
My dear friend Selena from Clifton Falls, NJ has a 14 year old daughter named Mary and a 16 year old son named Thomas. They announced to Selena yesterday that they now want to be called Moon Goddess and The Keeper of Misery, respectively.
Selena was heartbroken, since she named Mary after the mother of our Lord and Thomas after her departed grandfather, whose name was Thomas. Thomas was named after his grandfather, whose name was also Thomas.
Well, Moon Goddess has begun wearing dark lipsticks, as has The Keeper of Misery. They are listening to the devil's music on their flip-phones Selena bought them for Christmas last year. They are dressing in loose fitting clothing that seems like something one would wear to a wake. Selena is tempted to take away their phones (I warned her, as did many, that having a cellular phone might be an invitation to sin) and she called me moments ago to say that she threw out their evil garments and replaced them with starched white shirts and pretty pink pinafores with appropriate trousers and blouses and skirts (to the ankle). Bless God!
She isn't sure if they are Goth or if it is just demon possession, but Selena has arranged for both children to be "kidnapped" and taken to an emergency exorcism and then placed in seclusion under constant prayer. She asks that all Christians pray for her and her babies.
Oh, my. Selena just called again to say that the exorcism team discovered a tattoo on the Keeper of Misery's backside depicting a goat with two small black hearts on each side. He refuses to admit it is anything wicked. If any senior pastors know anyone in the Clifton Falls area that might assist these poor children, I will message you Selena's contact information.
Father God, In Jesus Name, we plead the blood of JESUS over dear Keeper of Misery and Moon Goddess. We bind satan and his minions and command them to return to the flaming pit NOW. Holy God, our refuge in times of trouble, we beseech you to hear this prayer and protect Selena and her husband, Todd. Draw them closer to you in this time of need. Since we're praying, speak to Todd's heart about getting rid of that awful pencil-thin moustache he has worn since 2005, Lord. That has to displease You greatly. And may Selena's unibrow be completely healed, Father God. We just ask these favors in CHRIST JESUS, trusting for expediency in Your Will to be done with this family. Amen and Amen
Oh - and PS, Lord - orthodontia isn't cheap: please heal the Keeper of Misery's overbite. Amen.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-04-2014, 12:28 PM
35-pursues dangerous cult religions
You realize that makes you a goth, right?
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-04-2014, 01:12 PM
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35-pursues dangerous cult religions
You realize that makes you a goth, right?
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Don't be ridiculous...I would never wear makeup and listen to the Cure and cut myself and rape babies and commit suicide.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-04-2014, 01:21 PM
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35-pursues dangerous cult religions
You realize that makes you a goth, right?
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Goths cannot be Christians. It's just common sense.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-08-2014, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Well, Moon Goddess has begun wearing dark lipsticks, as has The Keeper of Misery. They are listening to the devil's music on their flip-phones Selena bought them for Christmas last year. They are dressing in loose fitting clothing that seems like something one would wear to a wake.
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It's a little while since we've been praying for those two wretches; how are they getting on? Since they've been deprived of their electronic devices they won't find it easy to listen to the Screamo but often when that happens they climb out the window, find a disused warehouse and start up their own band. That's where Grindcore came from and the black lipstick and the tatoo phase usually indicates demonic possession. When in doubt, read the lyrics: Simultaneous Pleasure Pinch
Up the date
And up the [profanity]
With my fingers
I will hunt
Score you [probable profanity]
Touch the sides
And grip the [inappropriate]
That [inappropriate]
[Godless imagery]
Middle finger
Up your [profanity]
Pinch it like a crab
Make the [profanity] feel the itch
Feel the pain
Will you cope
Nip the skin
From [profanity] and [debased imagery]
This is not
An evil thing
Ease away
Out of the [obsessive compulsion]
Lick your fingers
Here comes some snacks Blood Duster typify this genre. When teenagers dress up like something from the morgue—no, not one of the employees—it requires a miracle for them to be rescued. In a sense it might be a half-way sort of stage where they've decided to serve evil but aren't sure what to do next. So they paint themselves up, get some hip piercings and rods through the tongue or whatever, drape themselves in black lace &/or latex face masks and hang out in the least respectable part of town (under a bridge somewhere say, or in any derelict building) where it doesn't take long for them to find out. Satan is there too, with his finger on the buzzer summoning low life to this latest venue for a Nero style debauch. Actually, from what I've heard, it was Mrs Nero who really knew haw to party.
For the gothic subculture it's difficult to know who's more deserving of wordhip. Nero? His trollop? Caligula? ..or just palin ol ’ Molech. Papists just do the lot. Apparently their demons (who masquerade as "saints") are getting bolder.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-09-2014, 07:33 AM
Sister Mitza,
God never fails us when we lift our hearts in prayer. I am pleased to report that Mary now works in a Christian bookstore and her brother Thomas is attending Bible college in godly Virginia. Both of these children accepted Jesus as Savior when they were abducted - um, escorted - to a Benny Hinn crusade near Lynchburg. The exorcisms were lovely; my friend videotaped them and watches often to see the evil forces spew forth from her precious children. Despite the profanity that the demons utter as they are drawn out by the power of Jesus Precious Blood, the videos are an inspiration to all that view them.
The parents are beyond grateful to Jesus for His love and grace. This year when the family sends out a photographic Christmas greeting, the presence of the Holy Spirit will be visible in their harmonious, smiling, straight-toothed and unibrowless faces. Praise Jesus!
In His Love,
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-09-2014, 10:14 PM
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Sister Mitza,
God never fails us when we lift our hearts in prayer. I am pleased to report that Mary now works in a Christian bookstore and her brother Thomas is attending Bible college in godly Virginia. Both of these children accepted Jesus as Savior when they were abducted - um, escorted - to a Benny Hinn crusade near Lynchburg. The exorcisms were lovely; my friend videotaped them and watches often to see the evil forces spew forth from her precious children. Despite the profanity that the demons utter as they are drawn out by the power of Jesus Precious Blood, the videos are an inspiration to all that view them.
The parents are beyond grateful to Jesus for His love and grace. This year when the family sends out a photographic Christmas greeting, the presence of the Holy Spirit will be visible in their harmonious, smiling, straight-toothed and unibrowless faces. Praise Jesus!
In His Love,
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That's wonderful news! Hopefully Mary will soon be able to be at home, and working at home, rather than about in public, working. Is she married yet?
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
11-10-2014, 04:47 AM
It is wonderful. Now that friars are on stage soliciting for strange flesh the gothic scene is slithering in a downwardsly direction.
Just imagine, though. They pride themselves on having lice, he's probably gone senile, obviously averse to razors. What other hygeine issues should one expect? The same experience would be available from a colony of orang-utan
Yes, they've had a lucky escape. But we know that it wasn't "luck" really.
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15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.
18 And he prayed again, and the heaven gave rain, and the earth brought forth her fruit.
19 Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him;
20 Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
12-04-2014, 11:03 PM
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
12-04-2014, 11:13 PM
No, God doesn't love everyone. Why do you think He sends so many people to Hell?
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
12-05-2014, 04:45 AM
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God doesn't love everybody:
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Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...
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Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
04-16-2015, 06:35 PM
Goths have been known to eat children's souls. If I were a teacher, I not only wouldn't let them into my classroom, I would expel them from school. They are so hideous that even Jesus, the ultimate turn the other cheek guy, wouldn't and couldn't love them. Even Christ couldn't forgive them their abomination. In his name we cannot turn the other cheek. This is a war people, and we are going to go full tilt.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
04-16-2015, 09:50 PM
That just isn't so. Goths can be saved just like anyone else. All they have to do is repent of the Goth lifestyle and any other sins, wash the greasepaint off their faces, burn their Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy records, take out all their piercings and subdermal implants, flush their drugs down the toilet, and turn their lives over Christ.
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? -
04-19-2015, 03:34 PM
I never thought of it that way. I suppose there is hope for them. The ONE GREAT WHITE (pretty white at least--HE is from the middle east) HOPE. Amen.
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