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Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-12-2013, 01:59 AM
Every year of this day, the U. S. President lays a wreath on the grave of the Unknown Soldier. This is suppose to be symbolic of any and every soldier that has died.
Really, for it to be a genuinely patriotic event, there should be some vetting as to who is buried there. Do we want to honor some soldier who was fighting for Satan?
Someone in government knows who the soldier was. It would not hurt the annual ceremony one bit to confirm the guy had dates with women and not other soldiers.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/...n-soldier.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-12-2013, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Every year of this day, the U. S. President lays a wreath on the grave of the Unknown Soldier. This is suppose to be symbolic of any and every soldier that has died.
Really, for it to be a genuinely patriotic event, there should be some vetting as to who is buried there. Do we want to honor some soldier who was fighting for Satan?
Someone in government knows who the soldier was. It would not hurt the annual ceremony one bit to confirm the guy had dates with women and not other soldiers.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/...n-soldier.html
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We have a little extra phrase, "under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance.
If we could be assured the dead soldier was not a homer, the script of the President each year could read, We gather here each year at the Tomb of the Heterosexual Unknown Soldier to express our appreciation of those who lost their lives in defense of our country....
It seems like something we True Christians™ should demand.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-12-2013, 03:24 AM
Brother, we may not know who this soldier was, but we do know that Obama ensured he (or she, for that matter) was a sodomite and a pedophile, by repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell". Because straight warfare is no longer protected by this legislation, unknown soldiers now have the special privilege to rub their uncouth bedroom practices in our faces, like so much AIDS riddled semen.
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-12-2013, 03:26 AM
I've heard that Obama has allowed his big donor atheists to enter that tomb and sodomize the corpse of that poor soldier.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-12-2013, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I've heard that Obama has allowed his big donor atheists to enter that tomb and sodomize the corpse of that poor soldier.
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Figuratively, this has been happening constantly since the day he flooded the military with ass-suckers.
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-12-2013, 08:54 PM
I find it offensive that the soldier is denied being identified. A family was robbed by the liebral demoncrats of military death benefits as well as bringing closure. A female someplace is waiting at the door, pie steaming in anticipation of the mans return.
When Jesus was murdered on the cross and then buried in the mountain, it was clearly marked. His grave was left alone so He could rise from the dead and perform His miracles. Don't these people realize by having armed guards, 25/7, the soul in the tomb is being prevented from having a dignified exit?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-14-2013, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Don't these people realize by having armed guards, 25/7, the soul in the tomb is being prevented from having a dignified exit?
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A deep theological point, Brother Hutchins. There is so much about the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier that seems not True Christian™.
Instead of guards, the government could simply pay people to stand by the tomb and read aloud the Bible. Those passages addressing the worst sins could be read over and over. That would include, of course, the ones condemning homerism. Tourists who visit would be forced to hear this important information.
This Tomb of the Unknown Soldier has me so upset I'm thinking about starting now to stop next year's wreath ceremony.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-14-2013, 08:24 PM
And how do we even know he was an American and not some damn foreigner?
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Re: Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. (How do we know he was not a homer?) -
11-14-2013, 11:34 PM
All soldiers have these dog tags making it possible to identify a pile of burning ashes.
They only take of their tags to have anal sex, everyone knows that.
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