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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-15-2013, 10:55 AM

Hello Dr. Pim.

I was not cheating off your post I was typing as you were posting I type with two fingers and I hit the spacebar with my thumb I only saw your post later.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. I have all of my fingers and thumbs I am sorry if it sounded like I was missing them.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-15-2013, 10:59 AM

Well I am a math major, not an English one. Also if god knows all, than god knows nothing, because all is nothing.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-15-2013, 11:39 AM

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-20-2013, 06:35 AM

I'm a self-taught ambidextrous (I thought it would help with my dexterity and motor skills). I need some advice now, should I stop using my left hand even though my right is my dominant?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2014, 03:38 AM

My LORD! So much corruption! I am not talking about the "left-handed sin". I am talking about HOW YOU THINK OF IT. The Lord sent me here to tell you this:

I am (me, not God) left-handed. I only write with my left hand. I do everything else with my right hand. Does this mean that I am evil for being left-handed? Absolutely NOT! The right hand is the stronger hand by default. And you are misinterpreting scripture. The left hand is weak, but it doesn't mean you are weak or evil for using it. And here's one thing: all these evil people who are left-handed are probably leftists. I am left-handed, but it doesn't mean that I am a leftist. They followed satan, they followed the LEFT HAND PATH OF SATAN. I follow the right path. But I don't follow the right path using my right hand. God has told me that this site is full of corrupt teachings.

You do NOT have to be right-handed to go to Heaven. God will accept you, even if you are full of sin (WHICH YOU ARE, no one is sinless) And your past, present, and future sins are FORGIVEN when you come to Jesus. Salvation is not hard, it's just as simple as getting on the ark like Noah. It's EASY. These guns of the Lord are used for shooting Satan is his evil head and shooting his demons and corruption. It's called BEING GOD'S WARRIOR
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2014, 03:40 AM

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My LORD! So much corruption! I am not talking about the "left-handed sin". I am talking about HOW YOU THINK OF IT. The Lord sent me here to tell you this:

I am (me, not God) left-handed. I only write with my left hand. I do everything else with my right hand. Does this mean that I am evil for being left-handed? Absolutely NOT! The right hand is the stronger hand by default. And you are misinterpreting scripture. The left hand is weak, but it doesn't mean you are weak or evil for using it. And here's one thing: all these evil people who are left-handed are probably leftists. I am left-handed, but it doesn't mean that I am a leftist. They followed satan, they followed the LEFT HAND PATH OF SATAN. I follow the right path. But I don't follow the right path using my right hand. God has told me that this site is full of corrupt teachings.

You do NOT have to be right-handed to go to Heaven. God will accept you, even if you are full of sin (WHICH YOU ARE, no one is sinless) And your past, present, and future sins are FORGIVEN when you come to Jesus. Salvation is not hard, it's just as simple as getting on the ark like Noah. It's EASY. These guns of the Lord are used for shooting Satan is his evil head and shooting his demons and corruption. It's called BEING GOD'S WARRIOR
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-09-2014, 04:54 PM

You all make it seem that this being left handed is a choice..I am not left handed but I can assure you it is not a Choice. Left handed people were born this way the way in fact god created them there is no making yourself right handed as you fools think. I had a friend that was raised catholic and they tortured him into using his right hand his writing was terrible couldn't catch for crap or throw a ball...God made them this way so I think y'all are sorely wrong acting as if you're god and judging them and trying to change them because in your eyes they aren't perfect. For the other lady to say "I'm glad my husband forced me to be right handed" I say yeah right I bet he can't even read the to do lists. Then the other guy made it appear he beat it out of you...yeah that's what I want a judgmental Christian husband that beats on me because I'm not perfect...the question begs to be asked since you're so judgmental and narrow minded like no one thinks for themselves...is this a cult because I've never since going to church at 5 years old seen a group of Christians like this
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-09-2014, 05:40 PM

And I am not unsaved trash I've been saved now 20 years and my god is my god...you say Pokemon league of legends and anything pretty much anything on the internet is the devils work...so prey tell why do you even have computers if your thinking is so extreme...since I've been told I offended some people on here I owe y'all an apology but it won't happen because I spoke the truth and apparently was called a homosexual for it...don't attack me without proof. Y'all gave me proof with your rediculous outlandish posts but now I'm the bad guy...god is all loving as long as you accept him as your god and recognize the sacrafice he bore through putting his only born son on the cross for our sins...as long as all things are recognized your sin is forgiven...there are some sins like suicide that aren't but I'm almost positive being left handed is forgiveable...if you don't agree with that there is some extreme thinkers grinding the gears of this site then...and you will never agree with this free thinking Christian and this is all a waste of my time...I've already been chastized for my free thinking Christian beliefs
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-09-2014, 05:59 PM

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And I am not unsaved trash I've been saved now 20 years and my god is my god...you say Pokemon league of legends and anything pretty much anything on the internet is the devils work...so prey tell why do you even have computers if your thinking is so extreme...since I've been told I offended some people on here I owe y'all an apology but it won't happen because I spoke the truth and apparently was called a homosexual for it...don't attack me without proof. Y'all gave me proof with your rediculous outlandish posts but now I'm the bad guy...god is all loving as long as you accept him as your god and recognize the sacrafice he bore through putting his only born son on the cross for our sins...as long as all things are recognized your sin is forgiven...there are some sins like suicide that aren't but I'm almost positive being left handed is forgiveable...if you don't agree with that there is some extreme thinkers grinding the gears of this site then...and you will never agree with this free thinking Christian and this is all a waste of my time...I've already been chastized for my free thinking Christian beliefs
Do tell, you've read more than John 3:16 right?

Free thinking Christian beliefs?

2 Peter 1:20 20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-09-2014, 06:35 PM

I've read the whole bible 3 times I'm not a mormon...I choose to have my church outside where I also take care of gods animals...I would never harm one of gods creatures from the ant to the birds...no such thing as animal abuse...rapists don't deserve rights I was raped at a young age and my rapist died 3 years later in a freak ATV accident...I think someone knew it was his time before he hurt another woman/child..
Stay in an abusive relationship don't you know that's how women end up dead I wish you'd preach that one to your daughter that's being beat to a bloody pulp daily. for what? Disown your atheist children.why not try to convert them by showing them love and compassion through which they will come to understand gods love and compassion...I like how anyone not like you is unsaved trash lol and btw I practice my ancestors religion which European extreme Christians stripped them of their rights to practice it has parallels to the Christian beliefs but much more ancient than your book and I'm drawn nearer to christ with the original ways of my people than your book could ever get me...there's my Bio hissy fit
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...I'm drawn nearer to christ with the original ways of my people than your book could ever get me...
You get nearer to Christ by running as far away as you can?

How the heck does that work?


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You mean your husband right?

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28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

I'm sorry for your loss.
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You all make it seem that this being left handed is a choice..I am not left handed but I can assure you it is not a Choice.
Dear RapeWidow

I am getting tired of people saying "having the gayeez is not a choice", "having the leftie satan hand is not a choice", "being a pedo is not a choice".

First things first. It is an abomination, the whole of it, and the will BURN IN HELL, through their own CHOICE.

GOD commands but in less than a thousand pages and even fewer laws.

Less than the rules of man for the least of things.

And what for?

Deuteronomy 11:27 A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day:

The simplest of duties for the greatest reward... and you all say "i was born this way, i cannot change".

Those are satan's stubbornness and lies.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-10-2014, 03:31 PM

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You mean your husband right?

Deuteronomy 22:28-29

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

I'm sorry for your loss.
Even those misguided camel loving muuslems know that is the right thing to do.

http://www.avaaz.org/en/forced_to_marry_her_rapist_f/

But as always the atheisdicks are trying to change the LAW OF GOD!

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-10-2014, 04:54 PM

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I'm a self-taught ambidextrous (I thought it would help with my dexterity and motor skills). I need some advice now, should I stop using my left hand even though my right is my dominant?
Stop using the left hand immediately. it is evil.

Genesis 48:13-19

Matthew 25:33-34 Matthew 25:41

Matthew 6:3

Read the first post for a more in depth reason of why the left hand is EVIL
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-26-2014, 06:14 PM

Being left handed isnt a choice, you know.

Did you woke up and said "I'm gonna write with my right handed!"?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-26-2014, 06:16 PM

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Being left handed isnt a choice, you know.

Did you woke up and said "I'm gonna write with my right handed!"?
This has been addressed. Conveniently HERE.



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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-26-2014, 07:35 PM

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Being left handed isnt a choice, you know.

Did you woke up and said "I'm gonna write with my right handed!"?
It is a choice. Just stop using the sinister hand and start using the Righteous hand. It might require some training, but it's worth every effort.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-26-2014, 08:04 PM

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It is a choice. Just stop using the sinister hand and start using the Righteous hand. It might require some training, but it's worth every effort.
TRUE! Never used anything but the right hand AND I'M GLAD!

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-26-2014, 08:54 PM

Most of the left handers I know are atheists, sluts, or goths. This is WRONG and should be ILLEGAL. It is only natural to use your RIGHT hand, not LEFT and it should always be that way.
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