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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-08-2013, 07:19 PM

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Smile Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-08-2013, 07:30 PM

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White people go to hell then too....
Sins of a father you are the modern egyptans you slaved my people and you portended that it was Gods will that we will be slaved and murdered while God is loving us all no Mather what color we have no Mather which hand we use to write. god is love and he will not send anyone to hell who loves him and uses is left hand to write. You know who was right handed too ? satan, hitler, genghis khan, the guys from 9/11. It's proofen so if I go to hell y'all go with me.
But I love you guys no Mather what you know why ? Because God loves you too and I should forgive everyone for speaking lies into the ears of our children.
Shame on you people who judge there's only One who can judge our father GOD!!!
Welcome friend, tell me, why all the racist hate? Can't we all just get along like God tells us in the Holy Bible?


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-08-2013, 07:38 PM

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White people go to hell then too....
Sins of a father you are the modern egyptans you slaved my people and you portended that it was Gods will that we will be slaved and murdered while God is loving us all no Mather what color we have no Mather which hand we use to write. god is love and he will not send anyone to hell who loves him and uses is left hand to write. You know who was right handed too ? satan, hitler, genghis khan, the guys from 9/11. It's proofen so if I go to hell y'all go with me.
But I love you guys no Mather what you know why ? Because God loves you too and I should forgive everyone for speaking lies into the ears of our children.
Shame on you people who judge there's only One who can judge our father GOD!!!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-08-2013, 10:33 PM

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Welcome friend, tell me, why all the racist hate? Can't we all just get along like God tells us in the Holy Bible?
So why all the hate with left handed people
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-08-2013, 10:42 PM

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So why all the hate with left handed people
Did you even bother to read the first post of this thread?


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Smile Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-08-2013, 11:03 PM

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So why all the hate with left handed people
Friend, I do not hate left handed people. I know several, they all have my pity though if they refuse to change, the fate of burning in Hell is a choice THEY made.
Should I rush to the aid of a homersexualer that festers with the AIDS? Was it is their CHOICE to die a slow and agonizing death?
All I can do as a True Christian™ is point out the fallacies and hope that somone 'gets it' and it changes their life.
The Bible tells us left handed people are bad. If that bothers you, talk to Jesus, see if He will listen to you.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-09-2013, 03:44 AM

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So why all the hate with left handed people
Friend, you'll find no hate here. On God's favorite forum, you'll find naught but that which glorifies the Sweet Baby Jesus! We proclaim from the rooftops how the right hand of the Lord has adorned his spotless bride, the True Christian™ Church, with many wondrous gifts, not the least of which is the supreme ministry of defending the arsenal of Christian Truth©. The Scriptures themselves attest to the preeminence of the right hand and the depravity of the left. Thus the right hand confers blessing and signifies strength, while the left hand is treacherous and deadly (Genesis 48:13-20; Exodus 15:6; Ezekiel 21:22; Revelation 1:16-17; Judges 3:15, 20:16; 2 Samuel 20:9-10). A place at one's right hand is the seat of honor and dignity (1 Kings 2:19; Psalms 45:9, 110:1). Who are we to keep quiet the Good News of the LORD?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-09-2013, 09:01 PM

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So why all the hate with left handed people
Show us where, specifically, you have seen any display of hatred towards left-handed people in this topic and I will give you a prize.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-10-2013, 01:38 AM

IM LEFTY AND PROUD OF IT MOTHER***********!

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IM LEFTY AND PROUD OF IT ******!!!
There's no need to be rude, friend. Do you not think that we know the word you're hinting at?

Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.


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There's no need to be rude, friend. Do you not think that we know the word you're hinting at?

Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
I wasn't even mad. I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-10-2013, 02:02 AM

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I wasn't even mad. I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
If you are indeed a rug muncher as your name suggests then I really don't think it matters which hand you favour. You need to make some serious life changes, friend.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-10-2013, 10:24 AM

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I wasn't even mad. I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
Just because God cursed your parents with an afflicted child doesn't mean you can't fight against it and pray the thing away. Learning to be right handed can easily be achieved with a regime of the proper beatings.



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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-13-2013, 05:28 AM

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I was born with being a lefty. It will be changed.
Just like the Obammercrats, you make no sense. What kind of being were you born with, again? Let it be known to you that your confusion, which is on your face, was placed there by your own sin. The Bible says so therefore, it is so.


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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-17-2013, 04:14 PM

Hello.

I have read through this topic (quite an old one, I see) and am both intrigued and annoyed by the views of its posters.

I am left-handed and a Christian. My grandfather is left-handed, and so was his grandfather. It runs in the family; it's a genetic trait, and has nothing to do with evil.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-17-2013, 04:59 PM

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Hello.

I have read through this topic (quite an old one, I see) and am both intrigued and annoyed by the views of its posters.

I am left-handed and a Christian. My grandfather is left-handed, and so was his grandfather. It runs in the family; it's a genetic trait, and has nothing to do with evil.

If you were indeed a Christian, you would no longer be tempted to use your left hand.

Just sayin'



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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-17-2013, 06:06 PM

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Hello.

I have read through this topic (quite an old one, I see) and am both intrigued and annoyed by the views of its posters.

I am left-handed and a Christian. My grandfather is left-handed, and so was his grandfather. It runs in the family; it's a genetic trait, and has nothing to do with evil.
So it's a so called genetic trait in your family?

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However, the condition has also been linked to low IQ, suggesting a possible link to brain development. Paedophiles are also three times more likely to be left-handed.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7116506.stm

It has every thing to do with evil.

Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-20-2013, 05:59 PM

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If you were indeed a Christian, you would no longer be tempted to use your left hand.

Just sayin'

It has nothing to do with temptation. Do you think it's a choice? Malice doesn't come into it. I was born this way, and there is nothing wrong with it.

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So it's a so called genetic trait in your family?



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7116506.stm

It has every thing to do with evil.

Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

Welcome to God's favourite website.

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Left-handers are more prone to many different things. We are more likely to be below average intelligence, as well as above. We tend to favour creative professions like music, design and writing, and the language centre of our brains is wired differently. Left-handedness may be common among paedophiles, and it is also common among presidents of the United States.

I received a very condescending PM, and someone seems to changed my username and misspelled it rather severely. Someone also changed my country to "Godless Finland", for whatever reason. I happen to live in Sweden.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-20-2013, 06:03 PM

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Left-handedness may be common among paedophiles, and it is also common among presidents of the United States.

I live in Sweden.
Are you saying Godly G.W. Bush is a paedophile?

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It has nothing to do with temptation. Do you think it's a choice? Malice doesn't come into it. I was born this way, and there is nothing wrong with it.
This informative link will explain just why being left handed is wrong, and why you should stop.



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I received a very condescending PM, and someone seems to changed my username and misspelled it rather severely. Someone also changed my country to "Godless Finland", for whatever reason. I happen to live in Sweden.
You might consider stopping the complaining, too. No man wants to marry a nag, dear.


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