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  • Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    as you probably all have noticed, this forum is currently being overrun my godless gibbering eskimoes, insulting God from the (they think) safe distance from their igloes at the North Pole.
    Please join me in prayer that God exerts righteous judgment upon these barbarians, with nothing better to do than creating TV shows that promote rape.
    We have seen lately in Haiti what God thinks of evil people. Now Iceland happens to be located in a tectonically unstable area, and they often have volcanoes and earthquakes. Praise the Sweet Name™ of Jesus!
    I would like to pray for Iceland like King David once did for his enemies, and pray God for judgment upon the unholy:

    Psalm 140:9-14:
    As for the head of those that compass me about, let the mischief of their own lips cover them. Let burning coals fall upon them: let them be cast into the fire; into deep pits, that they rise not up again.
    Let not an evil speaker be established in the earth: evil shall hunt the violent man to overthrow him.
    I know that the LORD will maintain the cause of the afflicted, and the right of the poor.
    Surely the righteous shall give thanks unto thy name: the upright shall dwell in thy presence.

    Psalm 35:3-9:

    Draw out also the spear, and stop the way against them that persecute me: say unto my soul, I am thy salvation. Let them be confounded and put to shame that seek after my soul: let them be turned back and brought to confusion that devise my hurt.
    Let them be as chaff before the wind: and let the angel of the LORD chase them.
    Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.
    For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit, which without cause they have digged for my soul.
    Let destruction come upon him at unawares; and let his net that he hath hid catch himself: into that very destruction let him fall.
    And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD: it shall rejoice in his salvation.


    Psalm 109:4-21:

    For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.
    And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.
    Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
    When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
    Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
    Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
    Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
    Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
    Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
    Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
    Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
    Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
    As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
    As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
    Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
    Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
    But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.

    Psalm 58:10-12:

    The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
    So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.
    Last edited by True Disciple; 06-27-2010, 11:54 PM.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.


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    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

    A wonderful prayer request -- I shall begin praying immediately! How does one pronounce "Reykjavik" though? Such unholy languages make my tongue ache.

    Could someone spell it phonetically for me, please?
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
      A wonderful prayer request -- I shall begin praying immediately! How does one pronounce "Reykjavik" though? Such unholy languages make my tongue ache.

      Could someone spell it phonetically for me, please?
      I think it is Ri-kyah-veek, but I am not sure, I don't speak eskimo. I think Jesus will understand what we mean, anyway.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        I think it is Ri-kyah-veek, but I am not sure, I don't speak eskimo. I think Jesus will understand what we mean, anyway.
        Hmm. I said it aloud, and it sounded a little too much like pentecostal jibber-jabber for my liking. So I wrote "Reykjavik" onto a square of lavatory paper, and will wave said paper above my head at the appropriate moment during the prayer.
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          A wonderful prayer request -- I shall begin praying immediately! How does one pronounce "Reykjavik" though? Such unholy languages make my tongue ache.

          Could someone spell it phonetically for me, please?
          It happens to be the language that is most related to Old Norse, which has had huge influence on English.
          I am a stupid eski-moe

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

            [Satanic gibberish removed]

            Translation:
            You speak the truth, bretherin. May the ancient ones look out for you in the afterlife.

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

              Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
              It happens to be the language that is most related to Old Norse, which has had huge influence on English.
              What nonsense! More likely to have been an influence upon Joo language: Reykjavik, Ri-kyah-veek, veek veek veeeek ... sounds like a mousy Joo male grovelling before his mother.
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                Alright fine,

                I live in Reykjavík, what have I done?
                I am a stupid eski-moe

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                  Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                  Alright fine,

                  I live in Reykjavík, what have I done?
                  That's something only you can answer. What have you done to enrage Jesus so much?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                    Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                    Alright fine,

                    I live in Reykjavík, what have I done?
                    Nothing -- and that's the problem. You should have left that Godforsaken iceblock years ago.

                    But it's not too late; convert to Christianity, and get out of there!
                    True Christians are Perfect!

                    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                      Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                      Alright fine,

                      I live in Reykjavík, what have I done?
                      (i) You have worshiped false gods, (ii) you have elected a lesbian as President, (iii) you have, through your greed and lust for money, brought down the Godly Capitalist system, (iv) you have ruined music with that half-troll Bjork, (v) you are a terrorist group (Britain knows this) (vi) you are Lutherans (vii) You have encouraged the young to turn to rape and fornication with Lazytown.

                      Anyone of these crimes against God is enough to send your entire nation to Hell!

                      PS, I will think of some more sins later.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (i) You have worshiped false gods,
                        I have never worshipped anything else than God and Jesus. My anchestors did over a millenia ago, does that make me a pagan?

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (ii) you have elected a lesbian as President,
                        I'm not even old enough to vote.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (iii) you have, through your greed and lust for money, brought down the Godly Capitalist system,
                        I have? It's a small group of people that everybody hates now.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (iv) you have ruined music with that half-troll Bjork,
                        The music she makes, has nothing to do with me. I don't even like her music, she is terrible.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (v) you are a terrorist group (Britain knows this)
                        I don't know what to say to this?

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (vi) you are Lutherans
                        Indeed I am.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        (vii) You have encouraged the young to turn to rape and fornication with Lazytown.
                        Lazy Town is about getting children to move them selfes and live a healthy life style. It's not even how it was originaly, it changed drastically when it started to be producted in foraign countries.

                        I am not ranting, I am not debating, I am not trying to upset or anger anybody. It's just that some things I have read here about Iceland, has really upset me.
                        I am a stupid eski-moe

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                          Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                          I'm not even old enough to vote.
                          So you're just a child.

                          How about you let the adults do the talking here? Thanks.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                            My fellow Vikings have spoken words of wisdom and truth so far.
                            It seems however that it's not god or jesus that's angry with us... it's you the spawns of satan who call yourself christians

                            May Odin guide us right minded folk and Hel ingulve the wicked sinners in flame

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

                              Originally posted by VikingFromIceland View Post
                              I'm not even old enough to vote.
                              The seek the permission of your father!


                              Indeed I am [Lutheran].
                              Then you should remind yourself of the false god you worship - this is not the God of the Bible. Can I just remind you that Martin Luther wanted all the Jews killed.

                              Lazy Town is about getting children to move them selfes and live a healthy life style. It's not even how it was originaly, it changed drastically when it started to be producted in foraign countries.
                              Really, so it was not your fault after all... Hmmm.. you should accept that you have sinned.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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