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Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-08-2013, 03:41 AM
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OKLAHOMA CITY – A number of pastors in Oklahoma City are expected to hold a prayer gathering outside of an upcoming play that puts a homosexual twist on the Bible.
The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told is being presented in the city by the OKC Theater Company, and will be held at the Civic Center Music Hall. The event, which will be held in a smaller room that seats 90 people, is said to be nearly sold out and additional performances have been scheduled.
However, pastors throughout Oklahoma City have expressed outrage over the production as it depicts God creating Adam and Steve, as well as lesbians Jane and Mabel, as the first humans. A number of sex acts are stated to be depicted during the show as well.
“We feel like we have a responsibility to speak out and say, ‘This is wrong,’” Steve Kern of Olivet Baptist Church told local television station NEWS 9.
Therefore, Kern and dozens of area pastors wrote a letter to the city, asking that The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told be prohibited from being performed on city property.
In addition to a ‘fair amount of cursing’ (N.Y. Times review), this [production] calls for full frontal nudity, men simulating anal sex on stage, men simulating oral sex on stage and the promotion of bestiality,” the letter lamented. “But instead of this kind of gross pornography being shown in a XXX theater, it is supported by public dollars and hosted in a municipal facility. The pastors said that not only is the play sexually explicit, but it is also “openly offensive to Christians.”
The playwright intentionally mocks and provokes Christians as it ‘retells the Bible from a flamboyantly gay perspective, beginning with the Adam and Steve in the Garden of Eden,’” the men wrote. “In addition, the writer calls Eden a ‘myth’ and says the Bible is ‘absurd.’ ”
However, in responding to the letter, facility manager Jim Brown said that the city does not have the legal right to deny the performance and suggested that the pastors contact the production company instead. “Since the Civic Center is a city-owned facility, the First Amendment of the United States Constitution does not allow us to turn away productions based on their content,” he wrote. “If citizens disagree with specific performances, the most effective course of action is to contact the show promoter and voice your concerns.”
The production company told reporters that it has no plans to cancel the show as it does not want to “disappoint” those who have purchased tickets.
The pastors plan to hold a prayer gathering outside of the Civic Center as the event moves forward on December 6th.
As previously reported, The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told also drew outrage in Massachusetts earlier this year after it was scheduled to be performed by middle and high school students in South Hadley. Despite receiving an estimated 12,000 email complaints, officials allowed the program, which featured students from the Pioneer Valley Performing Arts Charter, to go forward as scheduled.
The production first debuted in 1998 and also had a run in New York City.
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I'm not surprised at all that obscene garbage like this ran in Godless Jew York City where freakish sodomites prance about the streets in large numbers as if they should not be ashamed and stay hidden in closets (or better still, stop their sinning and come to Jesus), and that extremist democrat infested Massachusetts would inflict this diabolical gaywise nonsense on the minds of their vulnerable children to brainwash them into accepting a sinful and unnatural lifestyle choice, but I am shocked, outraged and surprised that they are brazen enough to try to infiltrate America's heartland with the Satanic homer agenda.
They are taking the most beautiful story ever told and turning it into an abominable absurdity. How dare they urinate on the face of the Sweet Baby Jesus like this. Where is Timothy McVeigh when you need him?
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-08-2013, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
They are taking the most beautiful story ever told and turning it into an abominable absurdity. How dare they urinate on the face of the Sweet Baby Jesus like this. Where is Timothy McVeigh when you need him?
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An entire theatrical production lying about baby Jesus--I can't believe it.
Look for more destructive tornados in Oklahoma.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-08-2013, 03:44 PM
Oklahoma was once God's country, until we started letting those savage Indians get off the reservation and go into town. Then they built thousands of saloons to pour whiskey into the savage Indians that were prowling around. Now look at what has come to pass.
When that bomb blew up, it vaporized a lot of those yankees and their particles spread through the city infecting others. Now, we have a situation that has developed which would be more likely in Massachusets or godless New York City. Surely, the Lord is wroth with them.
Texas nearly went to war with Oklahoma over a bridge in the last century. Only the presence of Texas Rangers kept the wretches from invading Texas to try to tear up our highway barriers. The presence then of large numbers of Christians in Oklahoma caused cooler heads to prevail and we were not forced to destroy them for their impudence. Since them, the Christians have mostly been scared off by the Indians and they are no longer a generally peaceable people up there. There is cause for alarm and though Governor Rick Perry has kept Texas out of war with Oklahoma these many years, I fear that armistice is about to come to an end.
I agree that we can expect a lot of tornados in Oklahoma in the future. Oklahoma City is likely to be flattened directly.
Let us pray for peace with Oklahoma, but let us gird our loins for battle, as it is likely.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-08-2013, 04:09 PM
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I agree that we can expect a lot of tornados in Oklahoma in the future. Oklahoma City is likely to be flattened directly.
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No sooner said than done. The tornado will be sent during the tornado season. God is filling in until then with an Oklahoma earthquake:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/07...tral-oklahoma/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-08-2013, 05:12 PM
Once the Lord God has the survivors living in tents, they will be more susceptable to being sucked up into the sky by the Lord's tornadic wrath, there to encounter the Lord for their final interview.
Oh God, we pray that you smite the sodomites and Yankees who have come to infest your country of Oklahoma and who have driven the Christians into exile. We ask that you reduce them by earthquake and possibly pillars of fire and that you smite any remaining this coming Spring with tornados. This we ask in Jesus name; Amen.
God Bless.
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-08-2013, 07:16 PM
Oh my word! That is so frightening to know it can happen in the United States of America!
The Gay Agenda has clearly thrust itself deep into Christian territory, just like Jesus warned us about (Luke 17:26)!
O come Lord Jesus!
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-17-2013, 12:41 AM
I will take it upon myself to attend this horrific production and report each blasphemous second back to you in excruciating detail.
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-17-2013, 04:21 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-17-2013, 05:24 AM
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-24-2013, 11:05 PM
This so-called play makes no sense. God did not create any lesbians. And, even if He had--which He didn't--He wouldn't have named them Jane and Mabel. What perverted moron wrote this tripe? No, on second thought, I don't want to know.
Lesbians? Yuck! Why would two women want to be together, anyway? Just imagine the household chaos that starts when their periods synchronize.
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Re: Oklahomer City to gay up The Holy Bible -
12-25-2013, 06:55 AM
I can't imagine anyone, straight or lesbian, wanting to be with that fat black woman!
Clearly it's just homer propaganda and no truth to it. Ban it!
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