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Default Re: Gay fiancé - 07-24-2009, 01:13 PM

I haven't heard much about that boy in Alabama that had the gay knocked INTO him, I wonder how he's coming along?


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Miles Johnson, 18, of Gurley AL, was playing Quarterback when he was knocked flat by an opposing player for the Hilltown Hogs.

He was knocked out for 30 minutes and he was unable to complete the game. When he woke up he was suddenly gay.

“I got knocked on the head real hard. When I woke up I noticed the paramedic standing over me was real pretty. So I kissed him. ” He said, “It ain’t no temporary thing, either. I’m real gay now. I want to have sex with men.”

Doctors believe he can be cured of his homosexuality.

Coach Richard Albertson is very upset. “He’s our best player.” He said, “Now I gots to kick him off the team. We can’t have no homo in the locker room. I just pray to God that he will be better by Homecoming.”


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Default Re: Gay fiancé - 08-05-2009, 06:17 PM

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I have a very heavenly update for this. His father had a long talk with him and it turns out he was merely studying the gays in order to try to find a cure for them. So the wedding goes on as planned and I could have the husband who cures homersexuality.
Girl you're naive. This guy is either gay or bi. Be careful you don't get hurt in the long run.
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