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Default Hello im Aleon. - 08-26-2015, 11:49 AM

Hello I'm Aleon though my actual name is Sebastian. I'm a Dutch Christian and I recently wrote a theory on humans. The theory is about honesty and equality and it uses a logical method to achieve this. When I opened the Christian Bible I learned the Christian Bible speaks of the exact same things as my theory. In a heartbeat I became a believer. I would like to share my theory as it also explains the seven spirits of the churches in John's Revelation. As if it was made to fit but I didn't knew the Christian Bible when I wrote the theory on humans. I believe it is capable of reaching those that seek salvation but want to have a logical reason to do so.
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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-26-2015, 03:50 PM

Hello Sebastiaan,

Welcome to this forum. Don´t keep us is in a state of suspense, tell us your theory.

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 08:49 AM

Why hello there! I'd love to here more about your essay. I assume you wrote it for class? What grade are you in? Do you play sports? I'll bet you're really good at sports!


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Do you play sports? I'll bet you're really good at sports!
All young youths should play sports. There's nothing like rough housing with one's pals (possibly shirtless) to keep a clean limbed young youth fit and healthy and away from sin.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 10:13 AM

Hello Sebastian,

I too would love to hear all about your essay! Typing on the computer can seem so impersonal, though. Say, do you have a Web cam?


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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 01:19 PM

Thanks for the welcome! My age is 35 so not so young anymore. My apolagies if that was a bit confusing.


Here is my theory, its a bit of a read though and you may want to grab a bible.


The Holy Spirit and the Revelation of John.
S.F. van der Meulen


I will explain to you John's Revelation. The seven Spirits of the churches are explained below and I will explain to you what Spirit means first. A Spirit is a human feeling. Humans have feelings that make a human like or dislike things. Human feeling comes from human instinct. An instinct is a behavioral instruction set that gives you a mental feeling otherwise you wouldn't feel a thing in mind. Not to confuse with bodily feelings that come through the nervous system. An instinct has a pleasant feeling and an unpleasant feeling to it. Human feelings attach themselves to a memory because they are memorized with a feeling of an instinct. Human instinct or feelings guide humans in a variable environment. Be it an on the moment feeling or a memorized feeling. Instincts are there to guide humans to prosperity. This is how God meant for humans to live. However humans have two groups of behavioral instincts. Humans can choose between a group of dishonest instincts and a group of honest instincts. God wants us to choose the honest ones and be part of the light that is God. In my theory of human and instinct I explain all these instincts in detail but in this document I will keep things short and to the point.


Here the ten dishonest instincts that guide humans to prosperity in a selfish and dishonest method. I won't give much detail in this document but simply write down for you these instincts by their pleasant and unpleasant feelings or Spirits.

The first instinct is its corner stone and all the respect in the darkness instincts flow from here.


1 The selfishness instinct which is its pleasant feeling and cooperation which is its unpleasant feeling.


2 The hierarchy instinct and dominance is its pleasant feeling and submissiveness is its unpleasant feeling.


3 The respect instinct in the darkness and respecting wrong behavior is its pleasant feeling and shame is its unpleasant feeling.


4 The greed for mates instinct where having many mates is its pleasant feeling and loneliness is its unpleasant feeling.


5 The not-sharing instinct where feeling possessiveness is its pleasant feeling and generosity is its unpleasant feeling.


6 The profit instinct where gain from another is its pleasant feeling and jealousy is its unpleasant feeling.


7 The idolizing instinct which is its pleasant feeling and hate is its unpleasant feeling.


8 The threats instinct where threatening another is its pleasant feeling and being threatened or alarmed is its unpleasant feeling.


9 The fight instinct where fighting is its pleasant feeling and fear is its unpleasant feeling.


10 The destruction instinct where harassing or destroying another or others is its pleasant feeling and harmony or peace is its unpleasant feeling.


Here the seven honest instincts that guide humans to prosperity in non-selfish and honest method.


The first instinct is its corner stone and all respect in the light instincts flow from here.


1 The equality instinct which is an ability to feel equal shares in all things and thoughts which makes it fairness and this is its pleasant feeling and guilt is its unpleasant feeling.


2 The cooperation instinct which is a feeling of group participation and this is its pleasant feeling and selfishness is its unpleasant feeling.


3 The sharing instinct as a generous and pleasant feeling of sharing kindness or things and greed is its unpleasant feeling.


4 The respect instinct in the light which is a feeling of honor in honest ways and this is its pleasant feeling and shame is its unpleasant feeling.


5 The trust instinct which is its pleasant feeling and distrust its unpleasant feeling.


6 The love instinct which is to care for another and this is its pleasant feeling and loneliness is its unpleasant feeling.


7 The harmony instinct which is to feel group prosperity and peace and this is its pleasant feeling and destruction is its unpleasant feeling.


Humans are guided by these two groups of instincts be it based on selfishness or equality. All instincts have a pleasant and unpleasant feeling or Spirits and one should really read the theory on human and instinct to learn what the Christian Bible means.


Now come the explanations for the seven churches and as God wants humans to be honest the Spirits of the seven churches are the seven honest instincts written above which is the respect in the light in the theory of human and instinct.


1. Revelation 2:1 - This is what is felt with the church of Ephesus:


The instinct or Spirit of "Cooperation" because they both work for the same reasons as the Angel of the church works in his name's sake and they both have hate for the Nicolaitans.

2. Revelation 2:8 - This is what is felt with the church of Smyrna:


The instinct or Spirit of "Sharing" because he is poor but rich by being faithful unto death and thus he will be shared the crown of life.


3. Revelation 2:12 - This is what is felt with the church of Pergamum:


The instinct or Spirit of "Harmony" because he tells the Angel to repent so harmony remains between them.


4. Revelation 2:18 - This is what is felt with the church of Thyatira:


The instinct or Spirit of "Love" because the Angel of the church is in love with Jezebel and he carries for her while she does wrong.


5. Revelation 3:1 - This is what is felt with the church of Sardis:


The instinct or Spirit of "Respect" because the Angel has a reputation and he has respectful friends or names that will walk in white because they are worthy.


6. Revelation 3:7 - This is what is felt with the church of Philadelphia:


The instinct or Spirit of "Trust" because the Angel of the church displays repeated good behavior while having little power and this builds trust. Also the Angel has kept the word and not denied his name.


7. Revelation 3:14 - This is what is felt with the church of Loadicea:


The instinct or Spirit of "Equality" because the Angel is neither cold nor hot. And he will eat with the one that opens the door as equals.


These are the seven Spirits of the churches. Though one could argue this but the seven Spirits of the churches are complex riddles and for the seven good human instincts from the theory of human and instinct to fit is no coincidence. These do happen to be the respect in the light and these where named the respect in the light instincts because in natural human tribes all humans see each other in the light of day and there is no hiding and no selfishness amongst them who need to survive together. The seven horns of the lamb are the seven respect in the light instincts. I will explain as much as I can below about the rest of John's Revelation.


The ten dishonest instincts or Spirits are the ten horns of the first beast, the respect in the darkness. The word "sin" is short for "self-ish-ness" which is the corner stone of all respect in the darkness instincts.


Remarkable as this is but not with surprise the first beast (Revelation 13:1) is what can only be described as Megatron from the movie Transformers: Dark of the Moon. In this movie Megatron which is an evil robot leader has a mortal wound to its head. That a CGI animation movie was chosen by God Almighty to explain things is not without surprise because it leads to the second beast.


The second beast (Revelation 13:11) is the mathematician. Because mathematics allows for images as CGI animations that give breath thus life to the beast in movies like Megatron and other evil robots depicted in the second beast chapter that are also in the the movie Transformers: Dark of the Moon. A second beast coming out of the Earth is Shockwave from the movie Transformers: Dark of the moon. With its two horns and its machine that eats through earth so it can travel underneath the ground. And it speaks like a dragon and it exercises authority on behalf of Megatron. However Shockwave is "a" second beast and not "the" second beast. Reading through the lines of the revelation it says two things. It says Megatron is the first beast and (Revelation 13:15) "The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast" thus give life. A mathematician gives breath thus life to the first beast using computer animations for the movie.


All on Earth that buy or sell have to use mathematicians like bankers and or use electronics to pay money which is technology created by mathematicians. The number of the beast is of man, and his number is 666. Man is "one" and this makes the number of the beast 1666. The year 1666 Isaac Newton thought of the apple that fell from the tree and he began his mathematical calculations on a gravity model. Mathematics I can promise you have nothing to do with the Universe. But everyone follows mathematical rule when it comes to cosmology in today's world. The theory of the Universe I wrote doesn't use mathematics at all but it uses infinites and shapes for logic instead. Also mathematicians seem to calculate the work load of every job humans have to do in today's world. Thus they are exercising authority in the name of company bosses.


I have been writing my theories for the past few years beginning April 8th 2013 and eventually it came to my realization that the theory of human and instinct is exactly what the Christian Bible explains. In a heartbeat I became a believer of the Christian Bible which I hadn't understood before. The Christian Bible is about the respect in the light and you may believe me when I write that the words Holy Spirit can be translated to respectful feeling. I believe Holy can be interpreted as respect and respectful.
Because God is Holy and thus God is respectful. And Spirit is feeling thus Holy Spirit is respectful feeling. Also God is the light and I believe God means the seven instincts of the respect in the light. I believe when it is said "The Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit" in the Christian Bible this means "The Father and the Son and the respect in the light."


A human memory is actually a very complex feeling that is stored. The data in a memory works as a feeling as that's how you find your memories when searching for thoughts, by feeling them in very accurate ways. Thus comparing what you see with the eyes to a memory is comparing a complex feeling from the eyes to a complex feeling in long term memory. So you remember something you have seen once before by feeling. And because feeling is Spirit this makes it that human memory is the human Spirit and if one will be in the hands of God in Spirit that means God has all your memories. So if you happen to die, God will have your memories and thus will give life to your Spirit.


God sees all and knows all your spirits or feelings of your whole life. Everything you've done and every selfish moment you've indulged and upon death God will judge. However for ones that have lived in selfishness (Romans 2:5-11) I believe you can repent. As the Christian Bible writes, James 4:10 humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will exalt you. Thus you should repent better sooner than later. By treating all humans as equals and respectful I believe you cannot behave upon selfishness which means sin. That is what the theory of human and instinct demonstrates. I believe the respect in the light is the way to go to Heaven. The more one humbles oneself in the respect in the light and thus I believe humbles oneself to God. The more one will be exalted in Heaven.


I want to point out that the bishop of Rome is in error with Christianity. He runs a hierarchical church like a king but then as hierarchy over religion thus like a God while he lives in his temple in Rome above and immune of laws. As if the bishop of Rome is an authority over the Christian Bible that is allowed alone to interpret the Christian Bible. Christianity is everything but hierarchical in nature because the Lord God is human and as equals with other humans in the respect in the light. I believe God is human as in not animal but this does not necessarily mean God has a body as an Earth human but in instincts thus feelings or Spirits which are as equals with us. The Lord God is above all but this doesn't mean hierarchical above human but in above the universe thus the Lord God is almighty. Where the Lord God resides respect, trust and love earns leadership. The Lord God has the highest respect of all and thus the Lord God has authority of heaven and all things. Rule by respect is very different than hierarchical rule as rule by respect is earned and personal. Hierarchical rule is a selfish impersonal system with a dominant ruler who is not as equals with its followers in ranking and or status.


Here are some Christian Bible verses quoted that show Christian leadership is about equality.


1 Corinthians 1:10 (NIV) I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought.


Matthew 20:25-29 (NIV) Jesus called them together and said, "You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their high officials exercise authority over them. Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first must be your slave- just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many."


1 Peter 5 (NIV) To the elders among you, I appeal as a fellow elder and a witness of Christ's sufferings who also will share in the glory to be revealed: Be shepherds of God's flock that is under your care, watching over them-not because you must, but because you are willing, as God wants you to be; not pursuing dishonest gain, but eager to serve; not lording it over those entrusted to you, but being examples to the flock. And when the Chief Shepherd appears, you will receive the crown of glory that will never fade away.


Acts 15:22 (NIV) Then the apostles and elders, with the whole church, decided to choose some of their own men and send them to Antioch with Paul and Barnabas. They chose Judas (called Barsabbas) and Silas, men who were leaders among the believers.


As I believe the Lord God is the respect in the light that is equality, cooperation, sharing, respect, trust, love and harmony and none of the respect in the darkness that is selfishness, hierarchy, darkness respect, greed for mates, non-sharing, profit, idolizing, threats, fight and destruction.


All man in the respect in the light are as equals with God however in 1 Timothy 2:12 woman is not allowed to teach or have lordship (authority) over her husband nor man. Man and woman naturally are mentally equals by their mind however physically man and woman are different. Man was not seduced by Satan to break God's rule. Satan seduced woman to break God's rule by her eating the apple of knowledge. Woman followed Satan in the respect in the darkness and not God in the respect in the light. Woman cannot be trusted with Satan and I believe this is why woman is not allowed to teach or have lordship over her husband nor man. Authority is given by earning respect, being trustworthy and love. In Genesis 3:17 man is told to work the land much for having listen to woman and thus also breaking God's rule. This does not mean woman cannot be in the respect in the light. Submissiveness is an unpleasant feeling of the respect in the darkness but not sin which means selfishness. Woman receives from husband in the respect in the light a respectful life with equality in all things but cooperative-lordship which she cannot be trusted with. Thus woman has equality, cooperation, sharing, respect, trust, love and harmony.


I believe God is a person with human behavioral instincts because God loves. 1 John 4:16 - So we have come to know and to believe the love that God has for us. God is love, and whoever abides in love abides in God, and God abides in him.


I believe God is the respect in the light: 1 John 1: (NIV) This is the message we have heard from him and declare to you: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.


God I believe is the one and only lord thus the authority.


God is the example of the way that he gives us in all his deeds. I believe when God answers your prayer he treats you as an equal. Why else would God help? I believe when God answers your prayer God is cooperating with you. God is sharing his kindness and generosity. God is showing you his respect, trust, love and harmony. Would God not be as equals with you God wouldn't have to answer you're prayer. Though in God's infinite wisdom he may not answer all prayers but when God does I believe at some point you have to return this respectfully so one can live without selfishness in respect with God. I believe God shares in all good instincts of the respect in the light and this is how God wants us to live with each other. I believe in God's heaven everyone is part of God's mission so all humans are dedicated to equality, cooperation, sharing, respecting, trusting, loving and harmony. I believe in heaven everyone pays each other with good deeds instead of trading valuables and the Lord God himself may mediate in this, the mission. This is the respect in the light I believe God means and wants for everyone and his mission is perfect and the best way for humans to live. To believe in Christianity is to believe in harmony, the way.


I hope my work will be seen by you and that you will join the respect in the light. You can find the "Theory of human and instinct" here: http://www.aleon.info - or look for a non-profit internet book named "Two timeless theories by S.F. van der Meulen". You will see the light for what it is.


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Hi Aleon,

I just skimmed through your post.. didn't really read it yet, seeing that its so long and all. Later, when I have more time... maybe when I'm sitting on the toilet, then I'll read it all. But for now, just a couple of things:

1: The NIV version is the Devil's bible. Here, we only use the King James version 1611... God's only accepted version.

2: You tell us that we may want to 'grab' a bible. No need! Because True Christians™ have a copy of the KJV 611 no matter where they go, and no matter what they're doing. Why? Because it is stuck way up in their 'inward parts'™ and written on their hearts (Jeremiah 31:33). Because God himself put it there... he wrote it right there on their hearts, and stuck it real deep into their 'inward parts'™. So whenever they need to look up a scripture, they just search their 'inward parts'™ or look at their hearts, and there it is... the KJV 611 written in God's favorite language...American. How cool is that huh?


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Hello I'm Aleon though my actual name is Sebastian. I'm a Dutch Christian and I recently wrote a theory on humans. The theory is about honesty and equality and it uses a logical method to achieve this. When I opened the Christian Bible I learned the Christian Bible speaks of the exact same things as my theory. In a heartbeat I became a believer. I would like to share my theory as it also explains the seven spirits of the churches in John's Revelation. As if it was made to fit but I didn't knew the Christian Bible when I wrote the theory on humans. I believe it is capable of reaching those that seek salvation but want to have a logical reason to do so.
Can I call you Leo? Super duper!

Glad to get another Christian. I always say, there simply are not enough Christians.
Well Leo, it is terrific you thought about Christianity and concluded what God knows and has always known. You do understand that if you try to second guess God or state things like "what God is really saying is..' will only serve to anger Him and put you on the 'naughty' list.
Now that you know categorically that Christianity, the KJV Bible and God is the only things that can control, manage and direct your life, you had best stop all this foolish wondering and get down to praising Jesus. Stop wasting all your time. Pray and tithe, it is your only hope.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 06:11 PM

Hello James, thanks for being friendly and sure you can call me Leo if you like.

Like I wrote, I believe these things. They tie into a theory I had written and it fits like a charm. Angering God would not be a good thing though I do not believe I wrote anything bad about God. I pray every day and I hope all will be good.
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Hello James, thanks for being friendly and sure you can call me Leo if you like.

Like I wrote, I believe these things. They tie into a theory I had written and it fits like a charm. Angering God would not be a good thing though I do not believe I wrote anything bad about God. I pray every day and I hope all will be good.
Leo, you can believe in whatever you want but that does not make it true.

You see Leo, scientists and heretics all have 'theories'. A 'theory' is a guess that is a explanation for something. Would you 'guess' when playing three card monte or would you rather know where the pea is?

The only thing that has to fit is you to Gods Holy word in the Bible.

Imagine a person walked up to you, with writings very similar to yours. He claimed he made it up on his own and it fits the Bible exactly. Does that make him brilliant or does it make him someone who read the Bible and then tried to copy it down from memory? Do you really think that you are as smart as the Holy Ghost?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Thanks for the welcome! My age is 35 so not so young anymore. My apolagies if that was a bit confusing.

No, no, that's awesome, and I am still definitely very, very interested in conversing with you, but I just realized my Web cam is broke and I have a lot of work things scheduled so I'm pretty booked up for the next few weeks anyway. So let's "play it by ear" and talk when we're able, OK?


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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 07:45 PM

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Leo, you can believe in whatever you want but that does not make it true.

You see Leo, scientists and heretics all have 'theories'. A 'theory' is a guess that is a explanation for something. Would you 'guess' when playing three card monte or would you rather know where the pea is?

The only thing that has to fit is you to Gods Holy word in the Bible.

Imagine a person walked up to you, with writings very similar to yours. He claimed he made it up on his own and it fits the Bible exactly. Does that make him brilliant or does it make him someone who read the Bible and then tried to copy it down from memory? Do you really think that you are as smart as the Holy Ghost?

Okay James. Though I hadn't read the bible before. And it would be useful if you'd look at the full theory before you judge though. Who knows, perhaps you would like it. Its a logical deduction of honest things so it simply makes sense to me. Not looking to argue your opinion on God but I'm allowed my believes in God and I believe its useful to share them. No harm intended. As I believe God is all the good things and none of the bad.


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Okay James. Though I hadn't read the bible before. And it would be useful if you'd look at the full theory before you judge though. Who knows, perhaps you would like it. Its a logical deduction of honest things so it simply makes sense to me. Not looking to argue your opinion on God but I'm allowed my believes in God and I believe its useful to share them. No harm intended. As I believe God is all the good things and none of the bad.


Faith_Machine, great name. Its okay I don't webcam normally anyway. Lets talk when able and good luck with your work.
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Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Leo, you did not read the Bible, why, don't you think God is good enough for you?

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Theories are merely simple minded guesses when it comes to God. Certainly you do not think you are as smart or clever as He is, do you?

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

Your concept is little more than a cart and horse. A cart can move on its oown down as hill by Intelligent Puling™ which is all the jibberjabber you wrote. But the Power of Jesus is what is needed to lift us to the Heavens.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 08:27 PM

As I read this manifesto, I was constantly reminded of Matthew 7:15, where we are warned that there will be false prophets.


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Thanks for the welcome! My age is 35 so not so young anymore. My apolagies if that was a bit confusing.

Here is my theory, its a bit of a read though and you may want to grab a bible.

The Holy Spirit and the Revelation of John.
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We are not and never can be "Equal to God." God can cure diseases, He can delve to the deepest part of the oceans, He can see deep into space, He can work other wonders.

How are we ever going to be like that?

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Hello I'm Aleon though my actual name is Sebastian...
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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-27-2015, 10:55 PM

As I always read everything ever published on the Internet, I noticed you also posted this at http://www.fisheaters.com/forums/ind...opic=3469028.0.

Do you think Landover is some second rate Church that doesn't deserve the very best?


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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-28-2015, 12:36 AM

Wait a minute, he was using his little essay to ingratiate himself on a Catholic site!?


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Default Re: Hello im Aleon. - 08-28-2015, 03:44 AM

You all are getting me wrong. I'm not a scientist and I'm not a catholic. But if you're unwilling to learn then there is not much to say. I believe I'm doing what God wants and that is to help people understand. Saying I'm not following the bible to the letter is untrue. Also I was asked to share it on the forum James. And to explain something about equality, Satan is a master of his slave because Satan is hierarchical. God is equals with humans however in cooperation with humans he is leader of all things because he has the most respect, trust and love. Just because God has infinite capacities in his ability doesn't mean God didn't make us in his own image. And it doesn't mean God doesn't respect Earth humans as equals. Nowhere in the bible does it say this. It say's God is head. That doesn't mean a hierarchical leader at all. Cooperation is equality, you can serve God inc ooperation too you know. You can't dispute it as it doesn't say so in the bible. Cooperating with a leader is also serving. And when you serve God you earn his respect to live with him forever.


But oh well I can see I am no longer welcome here. That's sad because I do my best every day for God. I believe nobody has the right to dictate who or what God is. I am giving you an explanation. I also see the Christian bible for what it is. You all may not like my point of view but you also didn't try to understand it. Salvation is done by treating each other as equals. Not bullying each other away.

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