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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-01-2009, 06:48 AM
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Just so you know, I hope you realize that it's highly illegal to kill dolphins or manatees in the United States.
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Thanks for the head's up. We'll be extra careful not to get caught, now.
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It is true that they will wade up onto a shore to get at some of the grass. But they cannot travel over land very well at all.
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That's what they want you to believe. We know better.
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I have studied dolphins quite extensively. I know quite a bit about them. Please try reading things from more credible sources than 40 year old stories from a 3rd world country's village. That is not proof of anything at all.
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Interesting. Which university did you get your PhD from?
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The 'black market' does not mean a market that is black.
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We know very well what a black market is. We used to have a slave market here in Freehold, until the FBI shut it down.
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Just being curious, who is the mayor of Freehold?
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Freehold is unincorporated, so we have no mayor.
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I can't seem to find out where Freehold is in Iowa, I'm afraid.
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Go to any decent research library and ask to see pre-1973 maps, and you'll find Freehold. We went to a lot of trouble suing the mapmakers until they agreed to take Freehold off the maps. Idiots kept showing up to debate us in person, and that was driving the ammunition budget of the Freehold Police Department through the roof.
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And if I may ask, can you tell me which code of the law allows you to do such things?
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Sure. It's all in Genesis 1:26-30:
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. And God said, Behold.... to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-01-2009, 06:50 AM
One of these hunnies would do the trick.
It would blow those nasty beasties to smithereens. The shoulder launched stinger is a Godly killing machine.
I agree with the Pastor. A harpoon would be best but I do think a 50. cal would be good to have in case they attack the boat.
I have always liked harpoons!
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-01-2009, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jessev
Just so you know, I hope you realize that it's highly illegal to kill dolphins or manatees in the United States. Whether you choose to believe this or care about it is your concern.
On another matter, there is no evidence that manatees actually eat meat at all.You can speculate it. And blame them for something happening. But based on observation, that's never been seen. It is true that they will wade up onto a shore to get at some of the grass. But they cannot travel over land very well at all. And also, manatees are not at all related to pigs. They're more closely related to elephants and the Hyrax.
Also, if you actually managed to obtain several dolphins (which I have reason to disbelieve unless somehow recieved through the black market), it's absurd for someone to believe that sticking a dolphin out in the desert proves anything. That's like if someone put you out in the antarctic without clothes. See how long you would survive there. Evolution is not just a spontaneous thing that happens to a creature in a few minutes. It's never been suggested that it ever has been. And dolphins would not die of suffocation, but rather by dehydration and by the crushing of their internal organs. That's typically what kills most whales and dolphins that beach themselves.
I have studied dolphins quite extensively. I know quite a bit about them. Please try reading things from more credible sources than 40 year old stories from a 3rd world country's village. That is not proof of anything at all.
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Don't mess this board up by trying to state facts. Fatcs are not allowed here.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-01-2009, 01:12 PM
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Don't mess this board up by trying to state facts. Fatcs are not allowed here.
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Except True Biblical Facts that is Mind you, jessev needs to be disabused of his godless ways.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-06-2009, 08:59 PM
Oh, that kind of harpoon. I thought you guys meant the Harpoon surface-to-surfact missile:
Which would, I admit, be rather cool, but it's probably too expensive unless we can take out a few hundred manatees with a single shot. We're getting pretty close to a deal on a surplus AC-130 gunship, though:
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-07-2009, 02:18 AM
An excellent point Brother Smith. If wolf hunting from a helicopter is good enough for Sarah Palin, then perhaps manatee hunting from the sky would work too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-07-2009, 08:41 AM
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Don't mess this board up by trying to state facts. Fatcs are not allowed here.
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To quote our beloved Pastor Deacon Fred: "Facts? You don't need so called 'facts' when you have Jesus on your side."
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-07-2009, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
An excellent point Brother Smith. If wolf hunting from a helicopter is good enough for Sarah Palin, then perhaps manatee hunting from the sky would work too.
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This would be the perfect place to start.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-07-2009, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Harpoon them. Then they can't get away.
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Is the manatee hide anything like sealskin? Because I am thinking that if we tallowed it, we could have warm disguises in which to hunt next Helloween. Once emptied out and tanned, the manatee head looks large enough to make a full hood and head-covering.
These disguises could serve two purposes;
1.) The last thing the death-embracing wiccans would see would be some swaying dark apparition that would surely freeze them in their tracks,
and
2.) If any of the brave Landover™ hunters were spotted by outside authorities, they could flop to the ground on top of their firearms (concealing them), and would pass for manatees on a foraging expedition.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-08-2009, 02:28 AM
What do you do with these manatees? Can you make manatee burgers, or manatee steaks?
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
02-08-2009, 05:14 AM
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Is the manatee hide anything like sealskin? Because I am thinking that if we tallowed it, we could have warm disguises in which to hunt next Helloween.
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An interesting idea, but there is one slight flaw in the plan. I would fell pretty awful if, in the middle of the witch hunt, you accidentally got shot because someone in the Manatee Remediation Project™ mistook you for a manatee.
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What do you do with these manatees? Can you make manatee burgers, or manatee steaks?
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Mostly we sell the carcasses to Indian restaurants. I'm told that tandoori chicken tastes much better when made from manatee than from the house cat that they usually use.
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Re: Stop Manatees Now! -
04-11-2015, 04:41 PM
When manatees attack!
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