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10-11-2006, 03:15 PM
In my drunken stupor I bowed my head and wondered how to find God. Being kicked to the curb, wallowing in self pity, I heard a voice. It was a man, a street preacher preachin' the word of our Saviour.....he quoted....
Romans 11:32
For God hath concluded them all in unbelief, that he might have mercy upon all.
Deuteronomy 21:18-23
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
22 And if a man have committed a sin worthy of death, and he be to be put to death, and thou hang him on a tree:
23 His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that day; (for he that is hanged is accursed of God) that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.
And I thought, "Wow is that what is in store for me?" Far much worse things would be in store for me if I continued onto that path. That is why I am here. To worship, have fellowship and to give my praise for our Lord Jesus Christ!!!!
YIC
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And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Verses to save. -
10-11-2006, 03:19 PM
And to add....Elders....(I know this is what that man spoke of) you all from LBC!!!!!!!!!!!! I will heed your word.
Praise Jesus! I have come to be shown my path.
YIC
Hushed
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Verses to save. -
10-11-2006, 05:06 PM
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And to add....Elders....(I know this is what that man spoke of) you all from LBC!!!!!!!!!!!! I will heed your word.
Praise Jesus! I have come to be shown my path.
YIC
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And you will be shown, Brother Agony.
I only wish some of the other trash that turns up at our door would show the same resolve to become a True Christian™
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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10-11-2006, 05:30 PM
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And you will be shown, Brother Agony.
I only wish some of the other trash that turns up at our door would show the same resolve to become a True Christian™
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Thank you Sister Talitha,
Yea I admit, I live the wrong road of life, but have changed and am trying. I watch God's favorite forum everyday and listen to our Pastor's words. Soaking in the word of our Saviour and we have these "mouths" that flap their lips and have nothing important to say. I revert back to my father, God rest his soul, a good Christian man. When I was a teen and wouldn't listen to my folks, I could remember a favorite sayin' of his that was followed through many a time......"I'll smack the spit right out ya mouth boy! Don't sass me!" Well guess what... Spit was smacked right out....Learned me good.....He showed me the road to salvation, but I took the curve, not the straight laid before me. Anyway....enough ramblin'...
YIC
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And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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10-11-2006, 11:20 PM
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He showed me the road to salvation, but I took the curve, not the straight laid before me.
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it ok, Mr.Agony, that road be real narrows an if your daddy were a big fattie baptist you not ables to walk side-by-sides wiv him anyways there only be room for single files
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few big fat butts there be that find it. <--- that be matthew 7:13 an 14
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10-11-2006, 11:42 PM
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And to add....Elders....(I know this is what that man spoke of) you all from LBC!!!!!!!!!!!! I will heed your word.
Praise Jesus! I have come to be shown my path.
YIC
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Welcome to Landover. You can leave your brain at the coat hanger.
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10-11-2006, 11:44 PM
Speaking of coat hangers.......looks like your Mom tried to use one on you.
Sweet Lord of Mercy you are one homely guy.
with Love, Sister Thumper
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10-12-2006, 12:10 AM
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Speaking of coat hangers.......looks like your Mom tried to use one on you.
Sweet Lord of Mercy you are one homely guy.
with Love, Sister Thumper
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We are ALL created in HIS image, sister. Even that guy in the photo in my avatar (incidentally assigned to me by a mod).
Speaking of avatars, in your avatar... Uhm, I dont know how to say this, those dont look real. Isn't vanity a sin?
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10-12-2006, 01:55 AM
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Speaking of avatars, in your avatar... Uhm, I dont know how to say this, those dont look real. Isn't vanity a sin?
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"those"? I can only assume you mean Sister Thumper's eyes, as there is nothing else about her avatar that you, as a self-professed Christian, ought be looking at.
Rest assured her eyes are real; it is your eyes which have become as glass, glazed over due to your sinful leering.
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10-12-2006, 01:58 AM
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We are ALL created in HIS image, sister. Even that guy in the photo in my avatar (incidentally assigned to me by a mod).
Speaking of avatars, in your avatar... Uhm, I dont know how to say this, those dont look real. Isn't vanity a sin?
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Adulterer! Rapist!
You have looked upon a woman in lust so now you must be put to death, cause you have just commited adultery in your heart!
(And since the sister had no part in it, it's rape!)
Rapists are to be put to death, the KJV1611 is clear on this.
Report to a Pastor at once so you may face your well-deserved punishment.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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10-12-2006, 01:59 AM
Ms. Thumper has quite possibly the most gorgeous (ie: Godly) eyes that God has created, next to Mrs. Rogers. One can just feel the Godly Love glowing from the inside, unlike yours, where I fear I could get AIDS just from looking at it!
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10-12-2006, 02:43 AM
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I fear I could get AIDS just from looking at it!
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You didn't do too well in school did you.
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10-12-2006, 02:56 AM
I will have you know that I have a gift for all things Godly -- I have been blessed with the gift of Intellect (especially in things scientifical). I spend nearly all my time with so-called "scientists", preaching the inerrant Word of God.
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10-12-2006, 02:58 AM
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I will have you know that I have a gift for all things Godly -- I have been blessed with the gift of Intellect (especially in things scientifical). I spend nearly all my time with so-called "scientists", preaching the inerrant Word of God.
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I believe you.
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10-12-2006, 03:26 AM
God has clearly covered your eyes with scales just as He did to Paul, in order to keep you from seeing the Truth. Maybe a tithe would help to cause these scales to fall off?
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10-12-2006, 03:40 AM
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I believe you.
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Your snarky, sarky comment is indicative of your hard heart. JonFish - with his lovely Christian smile, beaming Christ's love upon you - is truly gifted with a brain to rival that of Einstein ... in fact, JonFish makes that old Joo look like a dunce, as Jon knows that God does, from time to time, play dice; why else would He get it wrong on occasion and have to repent?
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10-12-2006, 04:06 AM
And I happen to have proof that all of Einstein "equations" are false. You'd think he would be good at math (being that he counted his money thrice a day), but he made a gross misunderestimation -- he forgot to put GOD into the equation. And we all know that when God is left out, Satan enters, and therefore all of his equations are dead wrong. Unfortunately, try telling this to all the hell-bound heathens! They would rather believe that he was a "physics god" than to believe the One True God™. These fools will surely be punished, and that is my only respite.
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10-12-2006, 04:11 AM
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God has clearly covered your eyes with scales just as He did to Paul, in order to keep you from seeing the Truth. Maybe a tithe would help to cause these scales to fall off?
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I don't have scales over my eyes mate. Maybe you should try praying for forgiveness for your blasphemy instead of parroting everyone else and telling me to tithe to LBC.
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10-12-2006, 04:54 AM
Good sir I will have you know that I am "parroting" the One who made you. The Alpha and the Omega. And He COMMANDS me to follow in His ways -- if you don't like them, take it up with Him! I pray for forgiveness when the Holy Ghost moves me to (or when I am advised to by other True Christians) -- you wouldn't know anything about that, would you homer? You just preach your faggitty lifestyle with no repentence. I tell you what: your day will come when you will beg for forgiveness from I AM who will have none of it as he casts your pasty white heinie into the pits of Hell. Glory!
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10-12-2006, 01:45 PM
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I don't have scales over my eyes mate. Maybe you should try praying for forgiveness for your blasphemy instead of parroting everyone else and telling me to tithe to LBC.
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I'd say that this verse applies to you directly:
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Perhaps Brother Jon is trying to gently guide you onto the path of Salvation, has that thought crossed your feeble mind? Are you too inbred with the other criminals in your land of degeneracy to recognize the love of Jesus when it is offered?
It seems that your father is the father of lies. Stop throwing hissy fits and start accepting Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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