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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 04:08 AM

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That's what I mean: the U.S.
Are you referring to the Clinton era?
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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 10:46 AM

I don't **** with animals.

Easy enough?
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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 10:57 AM

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"It's not that I live in a country where Animal sex is tolerated"
He lives in Belgium
So it's not that he lives in a country that tolerates bestiality. It isn't the issue here according to him.

"that I do it."

It's that he does it that matters.

You just earned yourself an infraction point for insulting your True christian better and not being able to read.... oh, and for being as dumb as the animals you sodomize.
The last sentence is a stereotype, it's like saying that all American people are...
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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 10:58 AM

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Are you referring to the Clinton era?
No I'm referring to your president now (Bush)
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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 04:34 PM

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We don't speak all french. Most of the people in Belgium speak dutch. We are not sodomiets or perverts and you don't have any proof of it.
Genesis 11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

Belgium was given its own language by God, but what, you're too lazy to have kept it alive? Now you have to steal from other countries? The Dutch speak Dutch, the French speak French, the English speak English, Americans speak American, Germans speak German, Chinese speak gibberish, but do Belgians speak Belgian? No. It's disgraceful.


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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 05:11 PM

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No I'm referring to your president now (Bush)
Bush is a Christian and was anointed President of The United States by Jesus Himself. Jesus would not anoint someone president of His favored country if the man was corrupt so your accusation is nonsense.



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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 05:54 PM

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Genesis 11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

Belgium was given its own language by God, but what, you're too lazy to have kept it alive? Now you have to steal from other countries? The Dutch speak Dutch, the French speak French, the English speak English, Americans speak American, Germans speak German, Chinese speak gibberish, but do Belgians speak Belgian? No. It's disgraceful.
Americans speak English
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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 06:06 PM

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Genesis 11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

Belgium was given its own language by God, but what, you're too lazy to have kept it alive? Now you have to steal from other countries? The Dutch speak Dutch, the French speak French, the English speak English, Americans speak American, Germans speak German, Chinese speak gibberish, but do Belgians speak Belgian? No. It's disgraceful.
You do realise American and English is the same, right?
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Default Re: Staying in shape - 02-04-2007, 09:08 PM

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You do realise American and English is the same, right?
No, the English use words like fag, bird, and cheers is alien ways. No, American is clearly its own language. American is more Godly and vastly superior to English.

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No I'm referring to your president now (Bush)
First and foremost, George W. Bush is the President of the Free World. That makes him OUR president.

Second, how can someone look into those simple childlike eyes of the President and call him corrupt? It's like calling one of those mongoloid retards who smile and wave at everyone they pass by corrupt. Clearly you were drunk when you posted that remark if you think the President, who shares that same kind of innocence and gentle kindness in his eyes, is corrupt.

For Jesus clearly states in Matthew 18, verse 3, "Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven."

Praise Jesus for anointing George W. Bush as our President.
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