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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-20-2010, 10:16 AM

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no your not catholics but you are child molestors you make me puke
You have a lot of hate inside of you, friend.

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-20-2010, 06:16 PM

@Mr Eskimo I assure you I have never been molested! True Christian™ parents take very good care of their children. #1 Timothy 5:8


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-23-2010, 09:18 AM

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 04-26-2010, 09:45 PM

@Mr Eskimo Have your parents been bad to you that you are so negative? #Philippians 4:4


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-14-2010, 07:52 PM

Hey, man,

I think Reykjavik has enough problems just by being named "Reykjavik."





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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-14-2010, 08:29 PM

@handmaiden Why is being named Reykjavik a problem?


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-14-2010, 08:42 PM

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@handmaiden Why is being named Reykjavik a problem?

Well, I guess maybe because it's hard to say and harder to spell? I mean, would you to have to write that out everytime you had to fill out a name and address form?

I used to live in a place named "Conshohocken"; my friends barely forgave me!


Afterall, it's not some honest down-to-God's-earth name like "Houston" or "Landover".

Forgive me, kind sister, if I have offended you by seeming impudent. Usually, I only come across that way to men.

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-14-2010, 09:19 PM

@handmaiden No need to worry, you did not offend me! Do you love Jesus?


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-14-2010, 09:38 PM

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@handmaiden No need to worry, you did not offend me! Do you love Jesus?

Are you kidding?! "Jesus is my pookie" is the password on my electronic bank account!



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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-14-2010, 09:40 PM

@handmaiden I am glad to hear that! #John 14:1-4


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-17-2010, 10:23 AM

Knock knock.

Who's there.

The Icelandic.

What Icelandic.

The Icelandic everyone Loves


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52and He sent messengers on ahead of Him, and they went and entered a village of the (A)Samaritans to make arrangements for Him. 53But they did not receive Him, (B)because He was traveling toward Jerusalem.
54When His disciples (C)James and John saw this, they said, "Lord, do You want us to (D)command fire to come down from heaven and consume them?"
55But He turned and rebuked them, [and said, "You do not know what kind of spirit you are of;
56for the Son of Man did not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them."] And they went on to another village.


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You can call yourself what ever you want. But if you don't practice to think and act like Jesus. Your not a Christian.
That's all we do here. Go back and read this thread from the first post. You will see nothing but Christian love.

Go back and read the Holy Bible. We are commanded to hate the enemies of God. That counts as love, pal.

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Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-19-2010, 04:17 PM

Damnation awaits these heathen Icelanders! They have forgotten the unholy writings of the Black Bible! Repent and listen to the wise words of Lucifer! Pray for the Fallen Angel to save you!

THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS "5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!"

And vengeance is what you get you filthy Icelanders!

THE BOOK OF SATAN II "10. Whenever, therefore, a lie has built unto itself a throne, let it be assailed without pity and without regret, for under the domination of an inconvenient falsehood, no one can prosper."

Hear what the Unholy Lord has to say about the evil bankers who spill their lies and empty promises!

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Damnation awaits these heathen Icelanders! They have forgotten the unholy writings of the Black Bible! Repent and listen to the wise words of Lucifer! Pray for the Fallen Angel to save you!

THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS "5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!"

And vengeance is what you get you filthy Icelanders!

THE BOOK OF SATAN II "10. Whenever, therefore, a lie has built unto itself a throne, let it be assailed without pity and without regret, for under the domination of an inconvenient falsehood, no one can prosper."

Hear what the Unholy Lord has to say about the evil bankers who spill their lies and empty promises!

Ave Satanas!
Antoinette LaVatory, perhaps you didn't realize that LaVeyan Satanists see Satan as an allegory, not an actual being.


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-19-2010, 08:40 PM

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You can call yourself what ever you want. But if you don't practice to think and act like Jesus. Your not a Christian.
Well, this is what I've been trying to tell you for some time now. But it is necessary to think and act like Jesus in all aspects, not only in the aspects you like, Otto.

You see, Jesus has given Iceland multiple opportunities to repent and accept Him as their Lord and Saviour, like Jesus promised in the Scripture you quoted.
However, if a city or country rejects the Message of Jesus, like you eskimos have done since February, when you were confronted with it on these forums, Jesus promises the following, about fifteen verses down from the Passage you quoted:

Luke 10:10-15:

But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say, Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you.
But I say unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city.
Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works had been done in Tyre and Sidon, which have been done in you, they had a great while ago repented, sitting in sackcloth and ashes.
But it shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the judgment, than for you.
And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted to heaven, shalt be thrust down to hell.



The same thing which once happened to Sodom and Gomorrah once is now happening to Iceland. And, according to this Passage, worse will come.


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Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-21-2010, 03:59 AM

We should look at the story of Jonah. Yes Ninevah did a lot of bad things and probably deserved to be blown off the face of the earth, but God is very compassionate and Merciful, and despite what they deserved he decided to give them a second chance.
Maybe we should give Reykjavik a second chance as I think that is what God would want us to do.
Maybe one of you could go there and give them a message.

~ Jacob


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~ Revelation 21:8 (KJV)
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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-21-2010, 11:55 AM

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We should look at the story of Jonah. Yes Ninevah did a lot of bad things and probably deserved to be blown off the face of the earth, but God is very compassionate and Merciful, and despite what they deserved he decided to give them a second chance.
Maybe we should give Reykjavik a second chance as I think that is what God would want us to do.
Maybe one of you could go there and give them a message.

~ Jacob
Well, my friend, giving Reykjavik a second chance is exactly what we have been doing since February. However, unlike the people of Nineveh, who immediately repented after the words of Jonah, Iceland has hardened its heart, and has shown no sign of repentance still, which is why God lost His Patience on March the 21st, and is still punishing Iceland.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 05-21-2010, 12:06 PM

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and is still punishing Iceland.
Amen to that Brother. It is amazing how, even as there can be no dispute that God is punishing them each and every day, they still refuse to kneel for Jesus.


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Default Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja - 06-02-2010, 08:30 AM

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A wonderful prayer request -- I shall begin praying immediately! How does one pronounce "Reykjavik" though? Such unholy languages make my tongue ache.

Could someone spell it phonetically for me, please?

AHHHH no it's rake-ya-vick... I think. Site of the historical 1972 Chess Championship. Fischer v. Spassky. Fischer won, of course
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