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Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 01:30 PM
Dear Friends,
I beg you not to buy into the pernicious and decidedly Canadian lie that the world is divided into different "time zones," and that the clock can be pushed back and forth like a five dollar harlot at a Kennedy compound reunion.
Verily I say unto you, the entire world is on Freehold, Iowa time. When it is midnight in Freehold, the New Year starts all over the world. Why on earth would we permit nations peopled by the lesser races set our clocks? This is just part and parcel of the PC-fascism which says that everyone's opinions and customs are as valid as everyone else's.
And God says when it is midnight, and one, and two, and three o'clock. So-called "daylight savings time" is nothing more than spitting in the face of He Who Ordained the Boundaries of the World, flipping the finger at our Divine Clockmaker.
Well...
God is not mocked.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 01:48 PM
You're right! Just look at the graph of "so-called" global warming - no coincidence that it starts to get serious when "daylight saving time" is introduced! If we are having more daylight, it is not unreasonable that things should get warmer.
Back to Biblical times!" will be my watch*-word.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 01:50 PM
Godly words Brother BaB. If the world is can be day and night at the same time then how could God have created it in six days. As you wisely point out - time zones mock God and must go!
Probably the Japanese disaster is God's wrath for daylight savings time.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
"so-called" global warming - no coincidence that it starts to get serious when "daylight saving time" is introduced
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Amen!
Everyone knows snow melts in sun. Now that polar ice caps are getting more sunlight they are melting too. These bleeding heart liberals want to drown Polar bears. World will be little less fun place to live if there won't be polar bears left to shoot for future genarations.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 08:10 PM
HAH! Sinners attempt to push time an hour ahead to get to Heaven sooner!
But JESUS shall not be fooled!
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 09:20 PM
I'm pretty sure that joo Einstein invented the whole "time zones are all different" nonsense. What foolishness! Next the liberals will assign everyone on earth their own personal time zone. Anything to spit in God's loving face.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-13-2011, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm pretty sure that joo Einstein invented the whole "time zones are all different" nonsense. What foolishness! Next the liberals will assign everyone on earth their own personal time zone. Anything to spit in God's loving face.
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Einstein was a Jew.
You know who else was a Jew,..?
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 12:19 AM
Daylight savings is just a trick to perpetuate the heliocentrism hoax. The moon landing was faked with daylight savings as well. The moment in time at which we supposedly landed on the moon doesn't even exist as all clocks were set ahead an hour.
On an unrelated note, I think my clock is defective. It has been at four o'clock for weeks now. I thought God had stopped time as he also did in Joshua 10:1-15, but today I noticed the Sun is still moving so I concluded my clock must be defective.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Einstein was a Jew.
You know who else was a Jew,..?
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SADDAM HUSSEIN!
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 01:39 PM
Also that Albert Ernstern homer! who tried to Torture us all with mathematics
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 02:47 PM
Dear Friends,
While we're on the topic, Albert Einstein TOTALLY stole the idea of relativity from the Bible!
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Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
2 Kings 24:8
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Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.
2 Chronicles 36:9
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Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error, how do we reconcile these passages? Clearly, the different units of time came from individuals who were observing these events at different locations and at different speeds! Therefore, Albert Einstein, the celebrated "genius", was really just a phony, misappropriating the findings of the Bible for his own demented ends.
Case closed!
Time is what God says it is. Period, full stop.
Yours in Him,
bab
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 03:48 PM
I'm still upset that they expect me to buy a new VCR and new watches and stuff to adjust to this new standard. Well, I didn't buy anything new, so twice each year I get another chance to be angry at Congress when I'm re-adjusting clocks that think DST is the wrong week. Who knows, they'll probably change it again and expect you to need another VCR to record Christian Ministry at the right hour.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Friends,
While we're on the topic, Albert Einstein TOTALLY stole the idea of relativity from the Bible!
Given that we know that the Bible cannot be in error, how do we reconcile these passages? Clearly, the different units of time came from individuals who were observing these events at different locations and at different speeds! Therefore, Albert Einstein, the celebrated "genius", was really just a phony, misappropriating the findings of the Bible for his own demented ends.
Case closed!
Time is what God says it is. Period, full stop.
Yours in Him,
bab
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The secularists always whine at us "why doesn't God talk about stuff they didn't know when the wrote the Bible" Well here it is; observations based on relativity there in The Bible. Secularists LOSE again.
Speaking of Einstein, you know else stole other people's ideas?
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
03-14-2011, 09:37 PM
Our Lord Jesus Christ has already told us how to keep time. An hour is 1/12 of the period of daylight:
John 11:9-10: Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world. But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.
Redefining the sacred institution of hours is every bit as bad as redefining the sacred institution of marriage.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
05-10-2011, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Our Lord Jesus Christ has already told us how to keep time. An hour is 1/12 of the period of daylight:
John 11:9-10: Jesus answered, Are there not twelve hours in the day? If any man walk in the day, he stumbleth not, because he seeth the light of this world. But if a man walk in the night, he stumbleth, because there is no light in him.
Redefining the sacred institution of hours is every bit as bad as redefining the sacred institution of marriage.
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That would seem to back up the idea of time zones, going against the point that BAB is trying to make. The day is when it is light, and the night is when it is dark.
Now when it is light in Freehold it will be dark in Bethlehem.
Is not Noon the middle of the day when the Sun is directly over head?
So noon in Freehold and noon in Bethlehem can not be the same time.
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
05-10-2011, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
That would seem to back up the idea of time zones, going against the point that BAB is trying to make. The day is when it is light, and the night is when it is dark.
Now when it is light in Freehold it will be dark in Bethlehem.
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Dear Friend,
Jesus was talking about conditions in Iowa. Obviously, things would be different in Bethlehem.
BAB
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
05-10-2011, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Friend,
Jesus was talking about conditions in Iowa. Obviously, things would be different in Bethlehem.
BAB
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Biblical reference to show you are not talking out of your derriere BAB
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Re: Editorial: Daylight Savings Fraud -
05-10-2011, 12:31 AM
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Dear Jo Freddie,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Lusting After BAB's derriere
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Lusting After BAB's derriere
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This infraction is worth 1000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
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BAB I have not interest in your derriere, I am just amazed at times by you ability to talk out of it!
Plenty of references in the that could be used to claim that the eastern end of the Mediterranean is the center of everything, but I have yet to find one that shows the Freehold is.
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