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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 08-26-2014, 06:31 AM

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Unfortunately I wasn't homeschooled by my mother or father, as they both work full time jobs, and even some extra hours just so we can stay in our home. However, I did take classes online for about 2 years and chose to stop, as it was another reason my lazy teenager body made as an excuse to stay inside. So instead I chose to go to public--it's all we can afford, thanks Obama--and I've been there ever since.
You almost convinced me you aren't mulatto with that Obama comment. Almost.

Are you sure one of your parents isn't Negro? They're a sneaky bunch and might not tell you.


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 08-27-2014, 12:19 AM

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You almost convinced me you aren't mulatto with that Obama comment. Almost.

Are you sure one of your parents isn't Negro? They're a sneaky bunch and might not tell you.
Still fully white.
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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 08-27-2014, 01:25 AM

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Still fully white.
Like I said, they're sneaky. Here are some things to look for.

1. Does your family eat fried chicken more than once a month?
2. Does your family eat watermelon any time other than picnics?
3. Is there grape soda in your refrigerator?
4. Did either of your parents vote for Obama?
5. Does daddy have a 'posse' he hangs out with?
6. Does your family collect welfare?
7. Does either parent drive a gaudy, 'blingy' vehicle?
8. Is basketball the primary sport watched/played in your family?
9. Do you often find pies on the table when nobody baked one?
10. Has either parent been in prison, or are currently incarcerated?
11. Are Spike Lee, Jessie Jackson, and MLK revered in your house?
12. Does your daddy call his firearm a 'gat'?
13. Does your daddy wear a gold plated hubcap or clock on a chain?
14. Are you or any sibling named after a sexually transmitted disease?
15. Do they have nappy hair?
16. Do they shoot or sell heroin, meth, glue, or the weed?
17. Is the family television ever on BET?
18. Does your family consider McDonalds a family restaurant?
19. Do your parents 'axe' you questions?
20. Does either parent dance exceptionally well or run very fast?


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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 08-27-2014, 02:12 AM

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Like I said, they're sneaky. Here are some things to look for.

1. Does your family eat fried chicken more than once a month?
No, KFC is the only fried chicken we really eat, and its once in a blue moon.
2. Does your family eat watermelon any time other than picnics?
We have watermelon, but I personally don't like it. Picnics are once in about never, but at BBQ we do have some.
3. Is there grape soda in your refrigerator?
Yes, but my mom doesn't like when we drink soda, so its probably a few years past the expiration date.
4. Did either of your parents vote for Obama?
I honestly have no clue.
5. Does daddy have a 'posse' he hangs out with?
My dad works with computers, but he does occasionally hang out with his clients.
6. Does your family collect welfare?
See #4
7. Does either parent drive a gaudy, 'blingy' vehicle?
Nissan Armada, and only because it holds me, my two siblings, and both parents comfortably when we travel down to the beach during the year.
8. Is basketball the primary sport watched/played in your family?
EWWWWWWWWW, I nearly cracked my tooth playing once!
9. Do you often find pies on the table when nobody baked one?
I like to bake, but my dad is the one who makes pies. His mom showed him how.
10. Has either parent been in prison, or are currently incarcerated?
Nope.
11. Are Spike Lee, Jessie Jackson, and MLK revered in your house?
Who?
12. Does your daddy call his firearm a 'gat'?
What is a gat??????
13. Does your daddy wear a gold plated hubcap or clock on a chain?
I have a pocket watch, but no he doesn't. Mine's on a chain!
14. Are you or any sibling named after a sexually transmitted disease?
Trinity and Jaiden. No, don't think so.
15. Do they have nappy hair?
You mean weave? No, but my mom gets hers dyed so it stays black, her natural hair color.
16. Do they shoot or sell heroin, meth, glue, or the weed?
Nope.
17. Is the family television ever on BET?
I don't even know what BET is, it's mostly AMC or News 12
18. Does your family consider McDonalds a family restaurant?
Fast food is dangerous for your health. So no.
19. Do your parents 'axe' you questions?
*ask
20. Does either parent dance exceptionally well or run very fast?
I'm the best dancer in the house, since I take Lyrical and Ballet during the year. And hip hop is just a work out.
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Default Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature - 08-27-2014, 02:31 AM

#14 raises some red flags, as one is a minor variant of Will Smith's sons name, and Trinity is the name of one of the Negrito Aids infested transexual abominations on one of those RuPaul shows.



Jaden Smith. Nappy haired elitist stoner and Negro.



Trinity. Sexually confused, disease dripping abomination, and Negrito.


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