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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
That's a lie, and I expect you to offer a sincere apology to Pastor Ezekiel immediately. He has responded FIVE TIMES in this thread alone.
Yours in Christ,
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This is getting kind of ridiculous. I was, of course referring to the pastor's responsiveness to dedicated members of the church. Of course our wonderful pastors, like Ezekiel and good ol' Rev. Jim are always happy to come rebuke sinners. The rest of us are ignored, ridiculed and disrespected. Westover is starting to look like a much better alternative to Landover as my place of worship, I must say.
By the way, I am a homosexual.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacob the Liar
This is getting kind of ridiculous. I was, of course referring to the pastor's responsiveness to dedicated members of the church. Of course our wonderful pastors, like Ezekiel and good ol' Rev. Jim are always happy to come rebuke sinners. The rest of us are ignored, ridiculed and disrespected. Westover is starting to look like a much better alternative to Landover as my place of worship, I must say.
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Er, Westboro. My bad
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 05:38 AM
Sorry for posting here again, but my PM feature seems to be possessed by demons and is refusing to work for the time being.
I would like to say that I do not at all appreciate being accused of "obsessing over anal sex". Firstly, I can assure you that I am not a homer and have absolutely no desires to participate in said disgusting activities. Romans 1:26-27 makes it perfectly clear that sodomy is vile and unseemly.
Secondly, I take great offence at being accused of this. Billy-Bob, are you unaware of Exodus 10:16? God doesn't like it when you accuse others of things they didn't do. In fact, He felt so strongly about this that He made it one of the Ten Commandments (which, in case you were unaware, are the most important rules in all of Christianity).
If I were you, I'd get in your prayer closet and pray for forgiveness right away. Breaking one of the Ten Commandments... just... wow. I can't believe it. Shocking!
I can't stop thinking about anal sex.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
I wish to delete my account because I did not actually create it in the first place. I don't want to be part of this website because it does not conform to my Christian beliefs. I'm hoping you will respect this and let me leave. I have suffered abuse like no other on this site and I've had enough. Please please help me.
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Now listen here Allan Scadden, Anglican-Christian from New Zealand. As you have been told several times, Jesus brought you here for a reason and that reason is to get right with him. If you think you're having a hard time reading messages on a website, ohhh boy are you not going to like what Satan's going to do to you!
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 06:34 AM
Jesus didn't bring me here. My friend did out of spite. I just request that my account me deactivated. I have no need for this churches religious services as I have one of my own. I hope someone here can respect that fact. I love God, he is great. What I don't like is a minority sub-religious group such as this one telling me otherwise. Please once again I wish the administrators to stop giving me ridicule for my beliefs and let me leave. As indicated by several of the 'pastors' none of you like my presence here so what is the harm in deactivation my account? It honestly has nothing to do with Jesus or God, but yourself and your lazy attitude towards being helpful. You call yourselves Christians, yet you don't act like any respectable Christian I know. Yes I'll admit I was rude and I'm sorry, but it truly pisses me off when I am played like a fool. And the fact that none of you can admit this is just sad. Please once again deactivate my account, stop giving me ridicule and act like a proper human being.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
Jesus didn't bring me here. My friend did out of spite. I just request that my account me deactivated. I have no need for this churches religious services as I have one of my own. I hope someone here can respect that fact. I love God, he is great. What I don't like is a minority sub-religious group such as this one telling me otherwise. Please once again I wish the administrators to stop giving me ridicule for my beliefs and let me leave. As indicated by several of the 'pastors' none of you like my presence here so what is the harm in deactivation my account? It honestly has nothing to do with Jesus or God, but yourself and your lazy attitude towards being helpful. You call yourselves Christians, yet you don't act like any respectable Christian I know. Yes I'll admit I was rude and I'm sorry, but it truly pisses me off when I am played like a fool. And the fact that none of you can admit this is just sad. Please once again deactivate my account, stop giving me ridicule and act like a proper human being.
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Can't you see that your friend may have signed you into Landover not out of spite but out of love for you? You already have admitted hanging around with homos. Your church is guiding you towards hell not heaven. Clearly your friend can see this and was trying to help you? Maybe his hands were guided by the Lord himself?
GLORY!!!
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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08-19-2011, 06:56 AM
Sorry but my friend who signed me up is an Atheist. He did it for a laugh. And how dare you say that about my church. I love God and I will always follow his judgement whatever that maybe. But this forum is not it. I have spoken to many people about this website and they all say the samething. Stay away. It's not a true Christian site. I understand what you people are trying to do but it's not working out for me. Please let me go. It's for the best. I am already on a path with God. I mean no disrespect to you people, praise the lord! Just let me praise him else where. I don't want this account to be active any longer. If you were real Christians you would help and disable it.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:13 AM
You are on no path with God, friend.
II Timothy 4:3
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
That is why He has brought you here: that you may absorb True Doctrine, as preached directly from the Living Word, as breathed from the very Mouth of God. You show all the signs of a carnal, backslidden Christian-in-name-only, and I can only surmise that it is the demons dwelling withing you that make you want to reject this opportunity for your Salvation™.
We don't want you to burn in hell, friend. Won't you stick around and try to learn a thing or two from those who actually follow the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) to its logical conclusions? Your eternal soul is on the line.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:22 AM
I take offense to that. You don't know me, therefore you have no right to judge whether or not I am on a path with God.
This place does not preach what I believe. Can you not respect that? I am saved. Please stop the ridicule. Enough is enough. Deactivate my account.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
I take offense to that. You don't know me, therefore you have no right to judge whether or not I am on a path with God.
This place does not preach what I believe. Can you not respect that? I am saved. Please stop the ridicule. Enough is enough. Deactivate my account.
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We do not preach what you believe because you believe a bunch of non-Biblical crap that will send you wailing and flailing, hurtling at terminal velocity to the fiery pits of hell. We cannot respect that, because God tells us we are to reprove false doctrines when we encounter them. That would be like expecting me to respect you if you take a crap in your pants, son.
Ephesians 5:11
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
As a blood-bought True Christian™, abiding in righteousness and perfection per God's instruction, it is very much my place to judge and rebuke your sorry unsaved ass!
The Holy Spirit dwells within me, guiding every one of my thoughts, words and deeds and granting me complete Christian discernment. The Holy Bible is quite clear that we are to judge righteous judgment. When True Christians™ judge others, there is no hypocrisy. This is because sin is a thing of the past for us.
I John 3:6-9
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Scripture tells us that we may judge you, but you may not judge us.
I Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
But you have no comprehension of Christian love, which is why you misinterpret our words to you. How could you even begin to doubt our sincerity as it pertains to your Salvation™? We are simply following God's instructions on how to witness and evangelize to unsaved trash like yourself.
II Timothy 4:2
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
So what kind of church do you go to, boy? Is it one of those queer-enabling churches with women preachers?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:40 AM
Because I disagreed with Jedediah's opinion he decided to take away some points that I don't need. Fellow listen, I mean no disrespect but you must understand that I don't want to be associated with this website. I love what you guys are trying to do and I do wish you all the best, but it simply is not for me, as I have my own faith to contend with. Not yours. And before you go on on about how I must conform to your way, know this. I serve the Almighty God under his rightful Anglican Church. I will not and HAVE NOT strayed off the path he has set for me. My devotion towards him in unwavering and I will never expect any other opinion. Other than his alone. Again delete my account.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:45 AM
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Again delete my account.
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We will never delete your account. Your senseless ramblings will be used to scare little children into Bible Study.
And just think about it, why did Jesus guide you towards this site? Why are you ignoring His guidance?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:50 AM
So you choose false doctrine and aeternal hellfire then. So it goes. It is unfortunate that you are one who God has preordained to eternal torments. At least you will serve as a warning to others, and this sort of thing always reminds me how lucky I am that Jesus chose me to stand among His elect from the time before I was a gleam in my parents' eyes.
II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:
Romans 9:11
(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )
Romans 9:21
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
If you want to leave, there should be a red square with an X in it in the upper right-hand corner of your browser. I can hardly understand why this concept has not occurred to you already, but if you are foolish enough to choose an eternity of unfathomable torments in the lake of fire over a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, I suppose I shouldn't be terribly surprised by your daftness in this regard either.
Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:52 AM
Don't talk to me like I'm nothing more than a rat. You have no idea who I am. And no you don't have a piffleing right to judge me. That right falls to God. Not you. You are not God, no matter how hard you try to be. Tell me this Jedediah why do you hate the world? Why do you not try to understand reason? Why won't you simply let me leave this God forsaken forum? Perhaps it is God's will to keep me here. Perhaps God my Almighty saviour wants me to save you. Did you think about that Jedediah? Again no disrespect Jedediah but I think you need to listen to reason. This site and your religion isn't for me. My faith, my Anglican faith does not allow it. I follow Gods will as he truly intended it. We are all made in his image. Did you know that? So I guess that includes, Women, Brown people, Yellow people, Homosexuals, Transvestites, Americans, Canadians, Indians, Me, You. EVERYONE!!!!! Don't you see. Why would God create us in his image to only then have us fight amongst eachother over petty things like colour or culture? All I ask is that you give me the same respect you do to everyone else and let me go and disable this account. If you cannot accept any of that, then I'm sorry but you are no Christian that I want to associate myself with. Please keep this site going for your own need. But let me go. I will have no part in it
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:55 AM
It is entirely my place to judge you. Please refer to Rev. Osborne's sermon:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)
If you actually read the Bible instead of just believing whatever your fag-enabling women preachers tell you, you wouldn't have to be spoonfed these Bible Facts.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:58 AM
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And no you don't have a piffleing right to judge me.
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Never ever even opened a Bible eh. According to God, we have every right to judge you. Why do you ignore God?
Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 07:58 AM
I really wish this guy would open his eyes to our pleas, ones based ENTIRELY on the Bible. He goes on and on about his love of God and how he serves Him, but he fails to give any Scriptural basis for his "beliefs.". He is allowing some shyster preacherman to filter God's Word, when what he NEEDS to do is read the Bible cover-to-cover.
Friend, before you close his browser forever, please, PLEASE promise me that you will read it, on your own, no unnecessary interruptions. It only takes a couple of weeks, a tiny investment when you balance it against eternity. Take notes, come back here with questions.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 08:03 AM
No it isn't Jedediah. And yes clicking on that X has occurred to me. Yet that is not what I want done. I wish for this account to be deleted so I have no association with this site ever again. Simply turning off my browser won't do this.
Again you still have no right to judge me. That judgement falls upon Jesus Christ and God. The very fact that you don't understand this is just pathetic. In actuality I even doubt your a true Christian. You don't seem to act like one. Do you know what the name Daniel means? "God is my judge" and so to do I follow this creed. Forget you and your powerhungry attitude. Only the lord will Judge whether or not I deserve to be in his presence. None of this devils work you seem to bring about.
I love God and God loves me. Enough said.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 08:11 AM
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And no you don't have a piffleing right to judge me.
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You call yourself Christian and then your claim that? Boy, you need to start to read the Bible and see what it actually says.
YiC, M
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
Again you still have no right to judge me.
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Let me try again, you seem to learn very slowly:
Never ever even opened a Bible eh. According to God, we have every right to judge you. Why do you ignore God?
Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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