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Default Beauty..............and ME! - 01-02-2008, 04:12 PM

QUOTE: "Best-Selling Author, Witty Columnist, and compelling speaker, proves it is possible to be beautiful, intelligent and Conservative".

They must mean ME!!


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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-02-2008, 04:26 PM

HUBBA HUBBA!!

Your beauty almost makes me want to become a Christian.
Do you have husband?
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-02-2008, 04:53 PM

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Oh Dear. I'm so sorry for the Camel Turd Miss Coulter. I'm having to clean up after him..... again.
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-02-2008, 05:11 PM

Oh Ann, You are just STUNNING!

You look so strong and manly errr confident.

I'm going to order Tater your poster and if I see my honeypie Pastor Zeke drooling over it I'm going to smack him!

Keep up GOD'S work Sister. We are so proud of you!

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-02-2008, 10:31 PM

And so modest...


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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-02-2008, 10:56 PM

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 01:17 AM

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They must mean ME!!
Oooooh Miss Coulter, I can't believe I'm speaking to such a famous lady! What an honor! Gosh, beauty and brains all in one! You look so pretty in your new poster! My son-in-law says he's going to order a full-size copy of it just as soon as he can (um, for the twins' room, of course)


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 08:06 AM

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 08:53 AM

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 09:34 AM

Sister Coulter, I have to admit I've been an admirer of your work for many years now. The only problem is that you're setting too high of a standard for the rest of us women...some men expect all of us women to be as smart as you are! Please keep up the good work. You're keeping all the filthy lieberals on their toes with your witty dialogue and exposure of the truth.

What I wouldn't give to be as young, smart, thin, and pretty as you! You've got it all, Sister!
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 09:43 AM

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Sister Coulter, I have to admit I've been an admirer of your work for many years now. The only problem is that you're setting too high of a standard for the rest of us women...some men expect all of us women to be as smart as you are! Please keep up the good work. You're keeping all the filthy lieberals on their toes with your witty dialogue and exposure of the truth.

What I wouldn't give to be as young, smart, thin, and pretty as you! You've got it all, Sister!
Victory, what I wouldn't give for your truth. I have been meaning to tell ya! Wheeeere in the devil can I get a hat like that? Sexy and a bible thumper is sooo cool. You look hot to trot!!!

Now you also tell me how that vegetarian state is going for you???



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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 09:46 AM

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Now you also tell me how that vegetarian state is going for you???
Vegetarian? Maybe you misunderstood me somewhere along the line. I eat cows and chickens and pigs just like GOD intended. My cat is safe though, since I'm not an Oriental.
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 09:54 AM

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Vegetarian? Maybe you misunderstood me somewhere along the line. I eat cows and chickens and pigs just like GOD intended. My cat is safe though, since I'm not an Oriental.
Right......VB... you only quote the Veggie part.. 'never once your sexy hat that I wanted to talk about...'

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 10:09 AM

Are you putting the moves on me, Seeker? Because I'm a good Christian Lady who does not put out!
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 10:18 AM

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 01:51 PM

I do love an avatar with alot of skin folds and mulitple chins! Hot dawg!
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 02:19 PM

Awwww! Lol


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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 02:40 PM

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Sister, I do believe he'd feel quite at home with that and probably start calling it 'mom' straight away. These evil-utionists would have us believe those charming creatures were our ancestors! Please, the true test of a woman is how good her apple pie is, and I'll bet my last pair of pantihose an ape couldn't even manage a decent batch of cookies.


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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-03-2008, 07:32 PM

You're right Sister Anna. Baking skills are the best judge of a woman. And let me tell you, I know my cookies and cakes! It sickens me that this trash comes to our board and starts insulting us and calling us names. I wonder why Caveman Joe hasn't put his picture on here for us all to ridicule? He probably looks like a 600-pound gorilla. He certainly has the grammar skills of one.
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