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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-04-2011, 10:58 PM

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Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL face His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. I sure hope you'll enjoy yourself as well.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 07:16 AM

Sorry but I'm just doing the right thing. It's obvious God guided me here to do it, to warn you and lecture you. You would not face the punishment otherwise.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 09:50 AM

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Sorry but I'm just doing the right thing. It's obvious God guided me here to do it, to warn you and lecture you. You would not face the punishment otherwise.
I'm not sure who you think you are but I'm sure our team of jooish lawyers will take care of this.

BTW, the DoF has tracked your IP and they have found out who you are, where you live and which websites you've been visiting over the past weeks. Jesus does not like child molesters, you know.
Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 02:08 PM

I don't know what DoF is but I'm sure I'll be fine as long as I have nothing to hide. Besides, God protects me from evildoers like you.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 02:31 PM

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I reported you for this to both Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section and IC3, The Internet Crime Complaint Center. I don't care if this is a joke. Also using a proxy won't help you. It may take a while but you WILL be contacted.
Nothing on TV eh? Why not ask your mother to do the right thing and smash your computer into tiny pieces? That way you can stop masturbating all day and start doing something useful with your life instead. My suggestion would be Bible study.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 03:38 PM

But I do study the Bible. I know God loves me. He even loves blasphemous people such as yourself. That is the very reason God sent me here to teach you. I know you are trying to do the right thing, I don't blame you for that. But surely you must realize, deep down, that there are better ways to deal with problems? Sometimes people like myself just need to show you the way.

I realize that you must be thinking I'm talking to a statue, but I'm not. I am talking to you directly. And that statue between you and God and myself is not going to give you any shelter.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 05:51 PM

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I realize that you must be thinking I'm talking to a statue, but I'm not. I am talking to you directly. And that statue between you and God and myself is not going to give you any shelter.
This is a Christian forum, not a place for idol-worshiping heathens.
Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.


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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 06:38 PM

Why do you try to insult me? Do you think it is the right thing to do? You must realize it is wrong, yet you still do it. Do you not hear what I am saying? I was sent here by God to make you realize the truth. God has a plan for all of us and my coming here was no chance. I came here to tell you that what you are doing is wrong. I am not talking about following the Bible. That is not something you are doing. What you're doing is something mean, even though you may try to do it to reach a good goal. Deceiving me is, in the end, doing absolutely no good. Perhaps you should search yourself and see if you find God. I am sure you're a good person. I am merely trying to guide you to see yourself.
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Sorry but I'm just doing the right thing. It's obvious God guided me here to do it, to warn you and lecture you. You would not face the punishment otherwise.
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Why do you try to insult me? Do you think it is the right thing to do? You must realize it is wrong, yet you still do it. Do you not hear what I am saying? I was sent here by God to make you realize the truth. God has a plan for all of us and my coming here was no chance. I came here to tell you that what you are doing is wrong. I am not talking about following the Bible. That is not something you are doing. What you're doing is something mean, even though you may try to do it to reach a good goal. Deceiving me is, in the end, doing absolutely no good. Perhaps you should search yourself and see if you find God. I am sure you're a good person. I am merely trying to guide you to see yourself.
Wow, there sure are a lot of references to "I" and "me" and zero reference to scripture--which is how God instructs us to know Him.

This "God" that you keep talking about who is talking to you and guiding you and protecting you-- he may just possibly be in your own mind.

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But I do study the Bible. I know God loves me. He even loves blasphemous people such as yourself. That is the very reason God sent me here to teach you. I know you are trying to do the right thing, I don't blame you for that. But surely you must realize, deep down, that there are better ways to deal with problems? Sometimes people like myself just need to show you the way.
You have a very high opinion of yourself don't you? You really think that God sent you to our Christian forum because he needed your help? Do you know how powerful God is?


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If He really did not like our Church because we followed His word don't you think that maybe He would do something about it Himself?

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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 08:45 PM

I will probably burn in hell for this, but I am a doubter. Is it really Gods plan that we shall fill our hearts with frustration, so that all that is good leaves us and our souls become filled with hate? I came here to find love, but this seems to be a dark place filled with hate. People on this forum scare me. If this is what mankind has become after having had the unimaginable gift of Christ giving his life, then I am really, really sad. It seems as if you hate with every fibre of your bodies. Why do you hate? You remind me of some other guys...

Beating your children? Considering castration? If voilence and threats is what it takes to preach your teachings, then perhaps you need to rethink your position. But then again, I am talking to some four hundred years of brainwash.
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I will probably burn in hell for this, but I am a doubter. Is it really Gods plan that we shall fill our hearts with frustration, so that all that is good leaves us and our souls become filled with hate? I came here to find love, but this seems to be a dark place filled with hate. People on this forum scare me. If this is what mankind has become after having had the unimaginable gift of Christ giving his life, then I am really, really sad. It seems as if you hate with every fibre of your bodies. Why do you hate? You remind me of some other guys...

Beating your children? Considering castration? If voilence and threats is what it takes to preach your teachings, then perhaps you need to rethink your position. But then again, I am talking to some four hundred years of brainwash.

No you are looking from the position of four hundred years of brainwash. You don't know the true word of The Bible. You have never heard it. Your teachers and clergy filter out the bits they do not want you to hear. This Church is the only place you will get the true message message of God and the teachings of Jesus. If you do not believe us then please try to forget what you think you know and read The Bible, it will take time. You may find that you then see us through truly open eyes.

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Why do you hate?
Because God commands us to do so.
Psalm 139:21 "Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?"
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Children need to learn who is in charge. If you don't beat your children they will end up beating you.
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Proverbs 23:13 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die."
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Becoming an eunuch for Jesus is a very honorable position in the eyes of our Lord.
Isaiah 56:3-5 "Neither let the son of the stranger, that hath joined himself to the LORD, speak, saying, The LORD hath utterly separated me from his people: neither let the eunuch say, Behold, I am a dry tree. For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant; Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off."

Matthew 19:11-12 "But he said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given. For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
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And take a dive straight into the pits of hell? I don't think so.
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I just read the Good Book again (took me about 24 min) and now I can see! Thanks!
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 10:34 PM

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Wow, there sure are a lot of references to "I" and "me" and zero reference to scripture--which is how God instructs us to know Him.

This "God" that you keep talking about who is talking to you and guiding you and protecting you-- he may just possibly be in your own mind.

Just sayin'.

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You have a very high opinion of yourself don't you? You really think that God sent you to our Christian forum because he needed your help? Do you know how powerful God is?


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Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

If He really did not like our Church because we followed His word don't you think that maybe He would do something about it Himself?

He can part the sea, He can flood the Earth. Why do you think that God would need help from little bitty you??
I am merely an instrument of God. His humble servant. You believe my coming here is a result of a random chance. The truth is that you are questioning God's power. It's not my place to judge that. God will judge you. I am here to tell you that what you're doing is wrong. You seem to think God is not powerful enough to bring me here. That is because you do not believe in Him. But rest assured, He is perfect. To be perfect one needs to exist, otherwise He would not be perfect.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 10:40 PM

I apologize. I meant He.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 10:49 PM

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I am sure that he is not merely my own mind playing a trick on me. I am completing a righteous task. It is your choice whether you believe it or not. Fact is, I know I am doing good and you know you are doing bad.


I am merely an instrument of God. His humble servant. You believe my coming here is a result of a random chance. The truth is that you are questioning God's power. It's not my place to judge that. God will judge you. I am here to tell you that what you're doing is wrong. You seem to think God is not powerful enough to bring me here. That is because you do not believe in Him. But rest assured, He is perfect. To be perfect one needs to exist, otherwise He would not be perfect.
That's just crazy talk. Of course we believe in God and Jesus. Would I be able to say I do if I didn't?

1 John 4:2-3 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 10:51 PM

Yes you would. But you are merely deceiving yourself and others. Consider whether what you're doing is right or not. Is it?

Why does everyone think I am talking to statues?
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-05-2011, 11:05 PM

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Yes you would. But you are merely deceiving yourself and others. Consider whether what you're doing is right or not. Is it?
Yes. Of course it's right. We are preaching what is in God's inerrant word to man. How can that be wrong?
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Default Re: Castrating my son? - 04-06-2011, 02:40 AM

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Yes. Of course it's right. We are preaching what is in God's inerrant word to man. How can that be wrong?
Of course Pastor Sampson is correct, but I was just thinking that you might want to see the scriptural basis for that statement.

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"
2 Timothy 3:16

Mundwode, were you aware that the Bible speaks favorably of eunuchs (and, by extension, castrating yourself or those who are able to receive it)?

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
Matthew 19:12

Tell me, friend, how do you reconcile your belief that you are directly serving God when you ignore His advice on this matter?


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