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Default Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL! - 01-08-2008, 03:42 AM

This thread is for the discussion of celebrities who are going to burn in Hell. If you try to turn it into a "are you for real" or a "you guys are racists" or a "prove that God exists" or a "I am the Antichrist" or a "why does Leviticus 19:19 prohibit sowing fields with mingled seeds" thread, I will have a moderator ban you faster than a Spears girl gets knocked up. Which brings us to our first two celebrities who are going to burn in Hell:

1) Britney Spears
2) Jamie Lynn Spears

for your many and manifest whoredoms, you are going to BURN IN HELL!

Here's number three:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, for encouraging the mass murder of the unborn, and for this


you are going to BURN IN HELL!



Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Default Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL! - 01-08-2008, 01:19 PM

Most of the members of those "boy' bands that were popular in the 90's. They were all full of faggotry, so burn with the other homo's.
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Default Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL! - 01-08-2008, 03:46 PM

This is going to be a LONG list. Thanks brother warrior for indicating a category of sinner, instead of listing ALL those performers. I didn't have time to read that many entries.


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Default Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL! - 01-08-2008, 04:53 PM

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This is going to be a LONG list. Thanks brother warrior for indicating a category of sinner, instead of listing ALL those performers. I didn't have time to read that many entries.
"The great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication."--Rev.17:1-2

The proper answer is probably: All of 'em! For indeed, do they not prostitute their beauty to strangers?

But, to narrow it down a bit, I'll say Madonna, Liz taylor, Michael Jackson (who looks like he's already there), O.J. Simpson (who won't beat that rap), and agree on Schwarzenegger, who posed for photos with his tallywhacker hanging out.

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Default Re: Celebrities Who Are Going To BURN IN HELL! - 01-08-2008, 05:20 PM

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Most of the members of those "boy' bands that were popular in the 90's. They were all full of faggotry, so burn with the other homo's.
Especially East 17 and Take That. Have you ever wondered why there are so many violent, drunken druggies among the youth of today? I blame the influence of boybands. I'm not entirely sure if there's ever been definitive proof that children who listened to East 17 or the Venga Boys are more likely to grow up to become jihadists, but it's pretty safe to assume they probably are.


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