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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-17-2013, 09:04 AM
Right now, I am offended by the "Trending" feature on Yahoo! They always feature filthy, immoral celebrities instead of preachers and Godly figures. That just rips me up!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-18-2013, 02:31 PM
I am extremely offended by this website:
http://www.energie-sante.net/as/?p=370
The website only in French, which is offensive in itself, because the Internet was created by Americans and IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH, THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET.
However, in this case probably it is best. The website is an advertisement for Himalaya pink salt. The first paragraph tells us that the salt was formed "250 million years ago, at a time when the ocean covered a large part of the earth."
I don't recall any such story in the Bible, and, moreover, there is no such time as 250 million years ago. God created the earth only a few thousand years in the past.
I am so offended by this salt that I poured the box sent as a gift from a friend into the friend's flower garden.
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-21-2013, 09:24 PM
As most of you know, my two sons have to attend a secular school because...well, Abigail is too stupid. Anyway, my son came home with this for soulwinning at Landover High I think I will be pulling them out and while Abigail's intelligence is that of a retarded clam, she does know her Bible.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-21-2013, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
As most of you know, my two sons have to attend a secular school because...well, Abigail is too stupid. Anyway, my son came home with this for soulwinning at Landover High I think I will be pulling them out and while Abigail's intelligence is that of a retarded clam, she does know her Bible.
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You must be so proud of John Jr, Brother. Maybe claiming to be Our Lord reincarnated was a little - er - ambitious, but he clearly meant well. And what kind of a name is Anil Ramos?
I'm sure you'll have no problem getting them into a proper school. Maybe you could homeschool Abigail? Assuming she can read and write by now, Mrs Creeser can teach her all she needs to know to be a proper Christian wife.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-21-2013, 11:38 PM
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You must be so proud of John Jr, Brother. Maybe claiming to be Our Lord reincarnated was a little - er - ambitious, but he clearly meant well.
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I doubt he was proclaiming to be Jesus, the teacher confused him for proclaiming he was filled with the love of Jesus.
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And what kind of a name is Anil Ramos?
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Tell me about it, sounds more like a damned porn star name...not that I'd know anything about porn star names.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 08:10 AM
As a once evil buddhist, now found the faith of Jesus Christ, everything that involves satanic slant eyes or dirty yellow skins is offensive towards me. I hate how the media tries to push anti-godly buddhist asain "culture and beliefs" (in other words, the devil) into the minds of good, white Christians, corrupting them with lucifers ways. I say we just kill all of those filthy rice rats, and the evil liberal hippy media that support their degeneracy.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 10:08 AM
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As a once evil buddhist, now found the faith of Jesus Christ, everything that involves satanic slant eyes or dirty yellow skins is offensive towards me. I hate how the media tries to push anti-godly buddhist asain "culture and beliefs" (in other words, the devil) into the minds of good, white Christians, corrupting them with lucifers ways. I say we just kill all of those filthy rice rats, and the evil liberal hippy media that support their degeneracy.
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Why such animosity towards God's children?
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Leviticus 19:18 (1611 King James Bible)
¶ Thou shalt not auenge nor beare any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt loue thy neighbor as thy selfe: I am the Lord.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 04:55 PM
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Why such animosity towards God's children?
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Those God's children grow out to fill the Devil's ranks.
China is an abortion factory where they even eat aborted fetuses.
Thailand is a pedophile factory where parents corrupt their children of both sexes into sinful slavery.
Japan is a factory of sex toys.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 06:05 PM
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Those God's children grow out to fill the Devil's ranks.
China is an abortion factory where they even eat aborted fetuses.
Thailand is a pedophile factory where parents corrupt their children of both sexes into sinful slavery.
Japan is a factory of sex toys.
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Granted there is a lot of Godlessness in the Far East, but we do not condone genocide here, unless directed by God Himself.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 06:16 PM
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Granted there is a lot of Godlessness in the Far East, but we do not condone genocide here, unless directed by God Himself.
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I'm not condoning genocide, there's no need: the hand of GOD was clearly seen when HE hit those heathens with tsunamis and earthquakes and radiation.
There's a tribe of Filipinos that re enact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ every year. I am offended by that.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 06:20 PM
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I'm not condoning genocide...
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The person to whom I originally responded was.
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Originally Posted by Cheng_pu_the_Golden
...I say we just kill all of those filthy rice rats...
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 06:31 PM
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The person to whom I originally responded was.
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Yes I understood that, and yes that person seems a little bit jumpy. But the point stands that the only Christians in Asia are Papist Filipinos that Re enact the crucifixion without a shred of respect or understanding of the scripture.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 06:48 PM
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...the point stands that the only Christians in Asia are Papist Filipinos that Re enact the crucifixion without a shred of respect or understanding of the scripture.
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Are you claiming that Pastor Zeke has wasted all of his time over there among the "Ornamentals"? All of that time spent with the Thai whores and the rentboys in Bangcock hasn't yielded even one soul for Christ?
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11-27-2013, 06:59 PM
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Are you claiming that Pastor Zeke has wasted all of his time over there among the "Ornamentals"? All of that time spent with the Thai whores and the rentboys in Bangcock hasn't yielded even one soul for Christ?
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I'm sorry I'm not familiar with Pastor Zeke's work with Thai Ladyboys. Seems True Christian just by the sound of it.
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11-27-2013, 07:10 PM
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I'm sorry I'm not familiar with Pastor Zeke's work with Thai Ladyboys. Seems True Christian just by the sound of it.
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My apologies to Pastor Zeke. I do not know of his work in Asia, only through the second hand gossip of Didymus. Meant no offense. Maybe he saved an ornamental soul.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 07:12 PM
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My apologies to Pastor Zeke. I do not know of his work in Asia, only through the second hand gossip of Didymus. Meant no offense. Maybe he saved an ornamental soul.
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Didymus is a troll who thinks it is funny to hang around on Christian website's mocking God and Christian's most cherished beliefs.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 07:19 PM
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...Seems True Christian just by the sound of it.
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11-27-2013, 07:24 PM
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Didymus is a troll who thinks it is funny to hang around on Christian website's mocking God and Christian's most cherished beliefs.
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thanks, I wont trust unsaved trash again. Hope my investigation ends soon so I am not confused with such people.
Yours in Christ
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-27-2013, 09:01 PM
I have been deeply offended. I read today, the headlines “ Texas young conservatives group cancels 'Catch an Illegal Immigrant' game” http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...rant-game?lite
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AUSTIN, Texas — A group of young political conservatives at the University of Texas canceled a game planned for Wednesday called "Catch an Illegal Immigrant" after criticism from students, the university and the state's Republican attorney general.
The Young Conservatives of Texas at the university in Austin planned to stage a fake raid, where players rounded up other players wearing T-shirts labeled "illegal immigrant" and were rewarded with a $25 gift certificate for each person caught.
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There seems to be something wrong with upholding the law and training our youth in the ways of righteousness. This land was given to us by God, was founded by those with the deepest faith in God and is served only by those whose faith remains strong.
This has got nothing to do with a slick of greasy Messicants and other assorted papaists making their way here to leech of the taxes that you and I pay. They bring hoards of illiterate children, fat women who grunt, and trouble for the American way of life. Not one has ever tried to be American and when they do, they make a laughable mess of it!
You may think that this image is a joke!
It isn’t! It is the liberal left laughing as Rome burns! And that’s the whole trouble! We’re being told what we want, should think and should do and assholes are lapping it up and laughing at us who know better!
I have gotten where I am by being me! Not by being some foreigner! If everyone else just listened, they might learn something.
And I can’t find my car-keys!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-22-2013, 07:41 PM
What is "ratchet"? I see this term all the time on the social media. I think it has something to do with Negro sows, but beyond that, I'm clueless. Sounds repulsive, whatever it is.
Is this something we need to warn our kids about?
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