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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-18-2007, 10:56 PM

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Brother Carlton, to call Canada "a head" insinuates that those Godless heathens have a brain! No, Canada is America's attic (just as Mexico is our filthy cellar). It's where we keep all the trash out of our way, which is why Allie is perfectly suited to staying there.
Don't forget, we also use it to store our excess timber and fur-bearing animals until we need them.

After all, our people do need proper fur coats. There's nothing like a nice warm beaver on a blustery winter day! Just wrap yourself up and you're good to go!
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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-19-2007, 12:34 AM

Personally, I wear fox. I cannot bring myself to wear the fur of an animal with such a crude double entendre for its name.


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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-19-2007, 10:06 PM

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Undecided, again!?


When will you see that despite geography putting Canada on top of us, Canada is mearly a head and America is the Godly legs?

The legs keep the world running smoothly, while the head just goes on sputtering useless, unsaved, garbage!
So are you saying Canada is the head of the US as the US doesn't have its own brain?



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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-19-2007, 11:03 PM

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So are you saying Canada is the head of the US as the US doesn't have its own brain?
As opposed to Australia which is this shapeless lump deposited several yards behind the Americas animal.



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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-19-2007, 11:39 PM

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As opposed to Australia which is this shapeless lump deposited several yards behind the Americas animal.
Laugh all you want. Last I checked, Dubya isn't running our country. (Well......not fully)



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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-19-2007, 11:52 PM

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Laugh all you want. Last I checked, Dubya isn't running our country.
I'm surprised at your naivety, even knowing what a bubblehead you are.

Jesus Christ Himself hand-picked GWB to rule America. America rules the world, because we are God's favorite country. Therefore, GWB IS running your third-world country.

If you doubt this, just try stepping out of line.

Philippians 2:9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
2:11 And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.


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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-19-2007, 11:55 PM

If Dubya has so much control, then why was Cheney down here begging us to keep troops in Iraq? Literally...begging.



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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-21-2007, 01:38 PM

1/3 of the world hates America because America doesn't realise 1/3 of the world hates them.

As Gods favourite country? Isn't that a bit of a hypocritcal statement as there are more Jews in America then any other country, and you claim God hates Jews? So how can God love America? Besides I would have thought he would love the middle east where his religion was born, or England because they invent ( sorry transcribed) the bible to english.

America is the biggest world polluter. I'm sure it's a very nice country, but I love my earth and I can't understand how people can take so little care of it.

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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-21-2007, 02:10 PM

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1/3 of the world hates America because America doesn't realise 1/3 of the world hates them.

So they hate us because we didn't realise they hated us, logically even before they actually did hate us?
Is it possible for you to make LESS sense?
If they didn't hate us to begin with, we can't come to a "realization" of it, because their hate for us would have been non-existant.
We can't realize something which doesn't already exist, see.


It would seem to me that one these things you said you can do which "normal mortals" can't, is speak total nonsense.


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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-21-2007, 02:13 PM

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1/3 of the world hates America because America doesn't realise 1/3 of the world hates them.

As Gods favourite country? Isn't that a bit of a hypocritcal statement as there are more Jews in America then any other country, and you claim God hates Jews? So how can God love America? Besides I would have thought he would love the middle east where his religion was born, or England because they invent ( sorry transcribed) the bible to english.

America is the biggest world polluter. I'm sure it's a very nice country, but I love my earth and I can't understand how people can take so little care of it.

(Nothing against americans, I hear you are a lovely bunch)
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5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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1/3 of the world hates America because America doesn't realise 1/3 of the world hates them.
They hate us for our Freedom©, obviously. As the only remaining Truly Free nation on the planet, we have (so far) resisted the invasion of Satan into our collective hearts. Unfortunately, through Satan's vigilance, the ACLU and other atheistic groups are slowly infiltrating every nook and cranny in our system, in a plot to bring us down. Fortunately Jesus will be here any moment now, so there isn't much for us True Christians to worry about.

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As Gods favourite country? Isn't that a bit of a hypocritcal statement as there are more Jews in America then any other country, and you claim God hates Jews? So how can God love America? Besides I would have thought he would love the middle east where his religion was born, or England because they invent ( sorry transcribed) the bible to english.
Jews just came to America because they realized that it was God's Chosen Land, and they were jealous because they erroneously believed that God still chose THEM, even after they had killed His Son Since when does God have England as His Chosen Land?! Those homosexuals are so confused they don't even know how to fit a round peg into a round hole. Even the most evil of people can be used for God's Greater Glory, so just because He used King James doesn't mean that England is His Chosen Land!

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America is the biggest world polluter. I'm sure it's a very nice country, but I love my earth and I can't understand how people can take so little care of it.
Did you know that termites cause more pollution in one year than the total amount of gases released by all the power plants in the world in 100 years? TERMITES! What do you want to do, kill all the termites? God gave us dominion over the earth, so we are to use it in any way we see fit (in much the same way that a husband is to use his wife in any way he sees fit). Would you have us disobey God because some hippy put down his bong pipe long enough to cough out something about "saving the planet"?


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As Gods favourite country? Isn't that a bit of a hypocritcal statement as there are more Jews in America then any other country, and you claim God hates Jews? So how can God love America?
My dear Alexia, the only reason there are more Jews in the United States than any other nation is because a certain Catholic named Adolph exterminated about 6 million of them in Europe!

At present, there are roughly 5.3 million Jews in the United States. Yes, FEWER than were wiped out in Europe 65 years ago.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/...sm/jewpop.html

Had Hitler not opened his death camps, Europe would be swarming with Christ-killers by now!

You see, the reason there are so many Jews in the United States is that we are a compassionate, non-Catholic people, and allow infidels and nonbelievers to exist in our midst. We try oh-so-hard to convert them -- the Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, and the Native Americans too -- so they may avoid eternal hellfire.

And yet you speak ill of us.
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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-21-2007, 08:15 PM

Oh You guys! I love you too. I don't hate or persecute. I merely am. And If I threaten you guys by being then I'm sorry. By the way the 1/3 thing is from South park. I think I translated it correctly. It amused me. Sorry. But come on America is Gods land? The whole earth is GODS


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My dear Alexia, the only reason there are more Jews in the United States than any other nation is because a certain Catholic named Adolph exterminated about 6 million of them in Europe!

At present, there are roughly 5.3 million Jews in the United States. Yes, FEWER than were wiped out in Europe 65 years ago.

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/...sm/jewpop.html

Had Hitler not opened his death camps, Europe would be swarming with Christ-killers by now!

You see, the reason there are so many Jews in the United States is that we are a compassionate, non-Catholic people, and allow infidels and nonbelievers to exist in our midst. We try oh-so-hard to convert them -- the Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, and the Native Americans too -- so they may avoid eternal hellfire.

And yet you speak ill of us.
Can we not talk of the Holocaust.. It turns my stomach. We had to see Auschwitz last winter. I don't think I stopped crying for a week.

I don't mean to speak Ill of anyone. I just can't understand some things.


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Can we not talk of the Holocaust.. It turns my stomach. We had to see Auschwitz last winter. I don't think I stopped crying for a week.

I don't mean to speak Ill of anyone. I just can't understand some things.
If you want to ask why there are more Jews in America than in Europe, then you must be prepared for the accurate answer of "the Holocaust".
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Oh You guys! I love you too. I don't hate or persecute.
You claim you don't hate or persecute, yet I have seen no evidence that you have tithed to Jesus yet, which is in and of itself an act of hating. Jesus temporarily lays down His Life for you, and this is how you repay Him, but shunning Him with a line that even a telemarketer wouldn't accept: "I'll think about it"?

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Can we not talk of the Holocaust.. It turns my stomach. We had to see Auschwitz last winter. I don't think I stopped crying for a week.
So we should just ignore the facts? What sort of person are you: you can't ignore something just because you don't like it. The facts are what they are--you can't make them disappear just because they make your stomach feel all queasy. Homosexuals make my stomach all fluttery-feeling, but I can't just ignore their threat because it makes me feel funny. Besides, what is there to cry over? A bunch of Jews died -- so what? I don't see what you liberals make such a big deal over this: God has a bunch of Jews killed off for killing His Only Son, and we're supposed to feel sorry? I suppose you also break down in tears when a dog who killed a baby is put down too! The Jews should be grateful that Jesus didn't merely strike them all down....

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Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean you have the right to steal from Jesus. He demands no less than 10% of everything you have, but prefers 100% of what you have. If you don't understand something, there is always someone to go to: your husband or your father. If you don't have a husband, I am sure that you can find someone suitable near here, where Godly Men abound!


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If you want to ask why there are more Jews in America than in Europe, then you must be prepared for the accurate answer of "the Holocaust".

I didnt think it was a result. I thought a vast majority of Jews emmigrated because america was the slogan "land of opportunity" I thought more Jews went to Iseral after the Holocaust.

to Dr. Ernest C. Ville,
1. Thats your belief, there is no evidence to suggest this is a truth, so don't say I hate because I don't believe what you believe thats just dumb.
2. Jews are humans. We're all human. No one deserved what happened. Untill you stand in the dead ground where nothing grows and nothing ever will you can not understand.
3.I don't steal from Jesus
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1. Thats your belief, there is no evidence to suggest this is a truth, so don't say I hate because I don't believe what you believe thats just dumb.
There is evidence, that is the point! The Bible tells us of people who would mock Christianity, and you fit that description. What more evidence do you want? We have Jesus on the stand here, there isn't anyone more qualified to speak!

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2. Jews are humans. We're all human. No one deserved what happened. Untill you stand in the dead ground where nothing grows and nothing ever will you can not understand.
How can you say they didn't deserve what they got? They killed the Saviour of Mankind! If we find a murderer, should we say that he "doesnt deserve" jail? Honestly, you scare me.

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3.I don't steal from Jesus
Jesus blesses you and gives you everything you own, and you won't tithe even 1/10th of it back to Him in tribute for the Great Sacrifice He made for you? Sure you don't, friend. You just borrow without paying it back. That's called renigging.

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Don't pin this on me, friend. I am merely a tool that Jesus uses, so if you can't accept the message I bring, then you have a problem with God, not with me. The Bible is the Word of God -- I am merely the humble messenger that God uses to present His Perfect Word to you.


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Default Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! - 03-21-2007, 10:52 PM

If the jews didn't kill Jesus he wouldn't have been the saviour of man kind. So they had to do it! if they didn't jesus would have lived and died normally and then he would not have died for you sins and then be reborn. So you are wrong they did what they had to do for us. Besides the Jews didn't kill himthemselves. One jew betrayed him (judas-Again and he knew he had to do it,)

If we use your argument of letting murderors go free, then can we hold the murderers son resonsible? Doesn't your God preach forgive and Forget??


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If we use your argument of letting murderors go free, then can we hold the murderers son resonsible?
Sometimes God will, sometimes He won't.
But this is a special case, as the jews WILLINGLY swore that the blood of Jesus would forever be on their heads!
Thus they have choosen their own fate, it's their own fault alltogether.


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