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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
10-26-2008, 10:49 AM
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This is absolutely disgusting. I knew before that Sarah Palin is the very embodiment of evil, yet this takes the cake. If I were near her, I'd be tempted to find out whether she actually bleeds human blood or hydraulic fluid of some kind.
Rape IMO is a worse crime than murder. The victims have to LIVE through it, and afterwards. And then, to treat them as if THEY have commited the crime, well, that's disgusting.
I truly hope a meteorite does us all a favor and hits Sarah Palin, so that she can go the way of the dinosaurs, and a truly despicable, heartless excuse for a human being is wiped from the face of the Earth.
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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
10-26-2008, 02:15 PM
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Rape IMO is a worse crime than murder.
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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
10-26-2008, 08:56 PM
RVH all women want "it" and you are just in denial. Women technically are alive in the same sense that invertebrates are.
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This is absolutely disgusting. I knew before that Sarah Palin is the very embodiment of evil, yet this takes the cake. If I were near her, I'd be tempted to find out whether she actually bleeds human blood or hydraulic fluid of some kind.
Rape IMO is a worse crime than murder. The victims have to LIVE through it, and afterwards. And then, to treat them as if THEY have commited the crime, well, that's disgusting.
I truly hope a meteorite does us all a favor and hits Sarah Palin, so that she can go the way of the dinosaurs, and a truly despicable, heartless excuse for a human being is wiped from the face of the Earth.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
10-27-2008, 01:27 AM
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RVH all women want "it" and you are just in denial. Women technically are alive in the same sense that invertebrates are.
They have one purpose only, to generate Warriors for Christ®
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You can't be honestly this retarded. Men want sex more than woman and there's nothing wrong with that. Sex is an expression of love and emotion and it should be. Whether pre-marital or marital theres nothing wrong if you love the person. Rape is wrong, if a woman is forced against her will to have sex it is wrong and should be treated as bad or worse than murder, "jesus" would agree if you were having coffee with him sorry to burst your dumb piffle bubble.
Your "Christ Warriors" by the way will get their asses kicked by Satans Soldiers
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-27-2008, 02:28 AM
You could not be wronger if you tried whore! You'll certainly burn in Hell for eternity unless you change you slatternly ways! The Devil rapes sluts like you forever in the Lake of Fire!
Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
10-30-2008, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Rape IMO is a worse crime than murder. The victims have to LIVE through it, and afterwards. And then, to treat them as if THEY have commited the crime, well, that's disgusting.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-30-2008, 10:11 AM
There is a great story in Judges chapter 19 about the fate of loose women. In this story, a man (a Levite) has a relationship with a young woman, but she plays the whore and leaves and goes home to her father's house. After a couple of months, the man goes looking for her and her dad lets him in and pursuades him to stay a couple of extra days. They have a great time.
But the Levite cannot stay forever, so after a couple of days it's time to set off for home. He takes the girlfriend with him. It's a long trip, so on the way home they are put up for the night by a kindly elderly gentleman.
Later that night, the house is surrounded by some young men who want to have sex. They demand that the old man send out the Levite so they have have sex with him. But the Levite is not a homer and he declines. That leaves three other possibilities: The old man (but the guys don't fancy him), the old man's virgin daughter, which they all decide would be uncool, and the girlfriend, who was a whore anyway.
Nothwithstanding the fact that her dad had been really hospitable, the Levite opens the door and kicks the girlfriend out to be gang raped by these guys. I can imagine the kicking and screaming as the homeowner and the Levite open the screen door and shove her out on the porch and then lock the big wooden door behind themselves, peering out from behind the curtans to watch her get ravaged in the front yard.
The next day, she can hardly walk (the mind reels at what exactly happened to her, partcularly in light of the fact that they originally wanted her boyfriend), so the man has to strap her over the donkey to get her home. Once he gets home, he kills her and cuts her up into 12 pieces.
I think the message here is clear about the fate of loose women and how God sees the result of whoring around. If you are a woman who has been raped, ask yourself this: Have you had sex outside of wedlock? Have you ever cheated or thought to cheat on your husband or boyfriend? Which man in your life, your husband or your boyfriend or your father, let you go out without accompanying you for protection? These men know you are a whore and let you out alone so that the chips will fall where they may.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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HAHAHA at all you people -
10-31-2008, 01:10 PM
Wow, you people are really pathetic.
i love my God and Jesus, and i know they listen to me and answer my prayers where they see fit.
Not for one second would the Almighty count you people as their followers - you are all misguided, hypocritical mormons who are most certainly going to hell. When anyone challenges you in your views, you panic and make up excuses, which always contrast in what you said previously.
i do not pretend i am perfect, not like all you do, but i know that i try my best in life and i believe when my time comes for my life to end, God and Jesus will recognise that. i choose to enjoy my life, to make the most of the time on earth God generously gave to me. The way i live my life is in such contrast to all you "Christian Warriors" << yeah, give me a break.
Your men are demeaning to women and are bullies, while your women are scared to step outside the door in fear of maybe coming to some harm, which would make it obvious that maybe you are not as high and mighty as you view yourselves. You are so far from Christ, it's actually laughable.
Yuck, Rachel_Van_Helsing, and any other normal people on this forum, we should stick together - we don't need these fakers to preach to us!
PS. Obama is OBVIOUSLY going to win. sucks to be you.
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Re: HAHAHA at all you people -
10-31-2008, 02:15 PM
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That's right. You worship your fake God and Jesus. We worship the real one. You're going to Hell, sinner.
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Re: HAHAHA at all you people -
10-31-2008, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sweetpea_225
Wow, you people are really pathetic.
i love my God and Jesus, and i know they listen to me and answer my prayers where they see fit.
Not for one second would the Almighty count you people as their followers - you are all misguided, hypocritical mormons who are most certainly going to hell. When anyone challenges you in your views, you panic and make up excuses, which always contrast in what you said previously.
i do not pretend i am perfect, not like all you do, but i know that i try my best in life and i believe when my time comes for my life to end, God and Jesus will recognise that. i choose to enjoy my life, to make the most of the time on earth God generously gave to me. The way i live my life is in such contrast to all you "Christian Warriors" << yeah, give me a break.
Your men are demeaning to women and are bullies, while your women are scared to step outside the door in fear of maybe coming to some harm, which would make it obvious that maybe you are not as high and mighty as you view yourselves. You are so far from Christ, it's actually laughable.
Yuck, Rachel_Van_Helsing, and any other normal people on this forum, we should stick together - we don't need these fakers to preach to us!
PS. Obama is OBVIOUSLY going to win. sucks to be you.
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Another fluffy-bunny, salad bar Christian who can't spell or use proper grammar has come into our forum to yell at us, how nice!
I've highlighted all the errors you made in your post, and will point out also that the entire post is a load of blasphemy as well. Listen missy, pick up a King James Bible v. 1611, read it cover to cover, then come back here when you're ready to back up your bogus Christianity with some scripture!
Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-31-2008, 04:55 PM
Buckminster Carlson:
i only know of two great powers in our universe: the Lord and the devil.
if you don't worship the one i do, is it possible that you worship the one with the tail and horns?
just a thought.
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if all you can manage to do is point out the already obvious fact that i don't use capital letters, then congrats - you've made it pretty obvious you have no idea what to say in response to my post. and for your information, i used the right "their" and i spelt "recognise" correctly. go back to school, "captain".
i don't need your suggestions to read the KJV thanks ever so much, i have read my Bible and i have taken from it what i have.
i have already received one infraction and i do realise that this website is just a place to voice opinions, which you are free to do, so i will no longer post. i've had the freedom of speech too, and now that i've had my say i see no point in furthering this argument. however, you must realise that if you do post as bluntly and offensively as you do, it would be foolish to think you would not have people like me posting as well.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-31-2008, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sweetpea_225
Buckminster Carlson:
i only know of two great powers in our universe: the Lord and the devil.
if you don't worship the one i do, is it possible that you worship the one with the tail and horns?
just a thought.
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We've all seen where thinking has gotten you so far. Infractionized, that's where! Next you'll be suggesting that Landover Baptist Church is a satanist cult.
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if all you can manage to do is point out the already obvious fact that i don't use capital letters, then congrats - you've made it pretty obvious you have no idea what to say in response to my post. and for your information, i used the right "their" and i spelt "recognise" correctly. go back to school, "captain".
i don't need your suggestions to read the KJV thanks ever so much, i have read my Bible and i have taken from it what i have.
i have already received one infraction and i do realise that this website is just a place to voice opinions, which you are free to do, so i will no longer post. i've had the freedom of speech too, and now that i've had my say i see no point in furthering this argument. however, you must realise that if you do post as bluntly and offensively as you do, it would be foolish to think you would not have people like me posting as well.
thank you.
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This is not a place to voice your opinion. Now either get right with Jesus or get out!
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-31-2008, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sweetpea_225
Captain A Portway:
if all you can manage to do is point out the already obvious fact that i don't use capital letters, then congrats - you've made it pretty obvious you have no idea what to say in response to my post. and for your information, i used the right "their" and i spelt "recognise" correctly. go back to school, "captain".
i don't need your suggestions to read the KJV thanks ever so much, i have read my Bible and i have taken from it what i have.
i have already received one infraction and i do realise that this website is just a place to voice opinions, which you are free to do, so i will no longer post. i've had the freedom of speech too, and now that i've had my say i see no point in furthering this argument. however, you must realise that if you do post as bluntly and offensively as you do, it would be foolish to think you would not have people like me posting as well.
thank you.
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Listen dimwit, I highlighted ' their' in your post because when you refer to the Almighty, you capitalize the first letter of any reference to Him, AND you used the wrong possesive pronoun as well. Two mistakes with one word, nice. The phrase should have read: "Not for one second would the Almighty count you people as His followers". And we speak American English here missy, so use 'z's where they belong and it is 'spelled' not 'spelt'!
As far as answering your bogus questions, I did that too in pointing out that your whole post is blasphemy! Have a lovely time getting raped by Satan in Hell for all eternity slut!
Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
11-01-2008, 01:58 AM
Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous, here to give you a message!
For years and years, you have all received countless hate-mail messages protesting against your religion, and the teachings it preaches and supports. Now, I am aware I may get banned soon, so I better make this quick: I am one of those protesters. I have read the many news articles, reports, and reviews you're pastors have uploaded onto your website. I find that OVER HALF OF WHAT YOU PREACH ABOUT IS FALSE!
I am a true Christian, coming form a Seventh-day Adventist background. Don't tell me my religion isn't 'true' like I'm telling you YOURS isn't true! I can tell the difference between a true and fake religion. You guys are just about as bad as Scientology!
Here are some lies you guys have created that I protest against:
"Chinese are automatically bound for hell."
"Pets won't be in heaven."
"Beat your kids with a New King James Bible."
"You will burn in hell for all of eternity if you are not saved."
I am appalled at the lies your pastors tell you! It sickens my heart to think that you guys all believe you are of such high standards, when you are truly very secular bastards who lie to the world about every aspect of our lives! Do you want to know something? Chinese are not automatically bound for hell, so don't put down Chinese people, you racists! Pets will be in heaven, so don't break your kid's hearts by telling them they'll never see their pet dog again after it got hit by a car! Do not beat your kids with the sacred message of the LORD!
And don't even get me started with this 'eternal burn' crap; that's a bloody lie, too, just to get people SCARED of hell in an attempt to FORCE them into your false religion. When you go to hell, you burn to death... not burn alive FOREVER! God has to recreate this world, so, he can't have it be burning for the rest of eternity!
I know you don't care about this message I have for you today, but, you know you'll burn in hell if you keep up your lies and you know it! You're just to scared to admit it, you pansies!
So, to remind you, the reason I protest against you is because you lie, and I hate liars! What I'm most pissed about is that you treat unsaved people like trash as if they aren't humans just like you or something! If you don't know how you lie, then please reread this whole post.
Have fun in hell Landover members,
Sincerely,
Anonymous.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
11-13-2008, 08:51 AM
Oh Lord save this ignorant ones!
For they peach of unholyness in you name!
Accually, Lord save thine self from your ignorant ways!
Why women get raped? Because they are targets of horny men who can't get a piffle anywhere else in their life.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
11-13-2008, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Bulger
Oh Lord, save this these ignorant ones!
For they peach preach of unholyness unholiness in your name!
Accually Actually, Lord save thine thy self from Your ignorant ways!
Why do women get raped? Because they are targets of horny men who can't get a piffle anywhere else in their life.
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Are you a retarded or are you just an awful speller?
That post may have the highest ratio of misspelled to correctly spelled words I've ever seen. And the grammar is atrocious!
Don't even get me started on the content! Such a shame!
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
11-13-2008, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Daniel Bulger
Oh Lord save this ignorant ones!
For they peach of unholyness in you name!
Accually, Lord save thine self from your ignorant ways!
Why women get raped? Because they are targets of horny men who can't get a piffle anywhere else in their life.
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Women wouldn't get raped if they acted more like the Godly Governor Palin and stopped prancing around in tight clothes and winking at strangers.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
11-13-2008, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Women wouldn't get raped if they acted more like the Godly Governor Palin and stopped prancing around in tight clothes and winking at strangers.
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Amen Bobby Joe !
And that story about Sweet Sarah prancing about in only a bath towel was fabricated by the LIEbral media.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
03-25-2009, 03:40 PM
What do these pants say about the woman who wears them?
"Will you rape me, now?"
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
03-25-2009, 07:18 PM
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What do these pants say about the woman who wears them?
"Will you rape me, now?"
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They DO look comfortable, though.
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