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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-12-2007, 11:35 PM
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I have never once said I am better than anyone based on something as stupid as the color of my skin. So, your accusation is incorrect. This person and yourself on the other hand... Very racist. You claim superiority based on where someone was born or what color their skin is. That is racism down to its very core.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-12-2007, 11:35 PM
Spike, I'm wondering how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you're a self-confessed communist!? Honestly, are you a parody or are you an actual marxist? Did you know that your system of Godless philosophy has been cast onto the trash heap of history? And now we're supposed to listen to your analysis of our Church?
How did you even get in here?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-12-2007, 11:39 PM
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The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake....Do you want to know how I figured that out? You used to much of the human element....Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts,you were praising yourselfs *cough cough* =gods favorite church....opionion,not a fact. I knew this place was just for fun!
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-13-2007, 10:44 PM
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Spike, I'm wondering how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you're a self-confessed communist!? Honestly, are you a divine revelation or are you an actual marxist? Did you know that your system of Godless philosophy has been cast onto the trash heap of history? And now we're supposed to listen to your analysis of our Church?
How did you even get in here?
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You do know Im Irish right....So call me a drunken irish mick and get it over with,just get your slander right.
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Thank god! I hope someone changes this country...I was betting it was going to be ya'll or us who start rioting first. The kittys up to 700 bucks right now so Im hoping its yall.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-13-2007, 10:47 PM
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You do know Im Irish right....So call me a drunken irish mick and get it over with,just get your slander right.
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A drunken mick communist? What could be worse?
Are you a damned joo as well?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-13-2007, 10:53 PM
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A drunken mick communist? What could be worse?
Are you a damned joo as well?
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Im not a communist....Im Irish....I thought you would have put two and two....nvm you belive what you want to.
You mean like jesus was/is. No I am not one of gods chosen people.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-13-2007, 10:58 PM
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Im not a communist....Im Irish....I thought you would have put two and two....nvm you belive what you want to.
You mean like jesus was/is. No I am not one of gods chosen people.
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You've ready said that. We understand you are not American silly.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-13-2007, 11:40 PM
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You've ready said that. We understand you are not American silly.
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I live here and I was born in Ireland. Im american.
Why would god choose you? What amazing thing have you done that no one else can do? You have to accept the fact that god doesnt know you, he doesnt like you. In all reality he doesnt want you. You are not american either. Your ancestors sailed over here from Europe Just like mine came over here after the famine. Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor. That is the first thing that saw when they got here and how did you greet them? With stones and bullets.
Why would god want you. You are not special. You are made up as the same decaying matter as everything else. You are not unique. You are not a snowflake. Why, Why would the all-knowing all powerful bieng who created the universe, the world, everything and everyone you know and see. Why would he need a little insignifigant being like yourself. Why would he want you? He already knows everything your going to do,have done, and are doing so I know he doesnt want you around for stories.
You serve no purpose here. Niether do I. Noone you know or ever have known is useful. We as people eat the land up, destroy, pollute....We are a cancer destroying our host and we wont even listen to the ones trying to tell you to stop. Do you think your god will save you? Why?
What good will you do him. Why should he provide everything for you? You say you are going to get to heaven when you die. Why? Why do you and not I deserve this bounty of riches beyond measure? You and I are the same person,the only thing sepperating you and me apart is DNA and a thought scheme. Do you think god cares about what you think? Why should he? How does your mental images help him in anyway. Why does he need you? The fact is, he doesnt.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-13-2007, 11:58 PM
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I live here and I was born in Ireland. Im american.
Why would god choose you? What amazing thing have you done that no one else can do? You have to accept the fact that god doesnt know you, he doesnt like you. In all reality he doesnt want you. You are not american either. Your ancestors sailed over here from Europe Just like mine came over here after the famine. Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor. That is the first thing that saw when they got here and how did you greet them? With stones and bullets.
Why would god want you. You are not special. You are made up as the same decaying matter as everything else. You are not unique. You are not a snowflake. Why, Why would the all-knowing all powerful bieng who created the universe, the world, everything and everyone you know and see. Why would he need a little insignifigant being like yourself. Why would he want you? He already knows everything your going to do,have done, and are doing so I know he doesnt want you around for stories.
You serve no purpose here. Niether do I. Noone you know or ever have known is useful. We as people eat the land up, destroy, pollute....We are a cancer destroying our host and we wont even listen to the ones trying to tell you to stop. Do you think your god will save you? Why?
What good will you do him. Why should he provide everything for you? You say you are going to get to heaven when you die. Why? Why do you and not I deserve this bounty of riches beyond measure? You and I are the same person,the only thing sepperating you and me apart is DNA and a thought scheme. Do you think god cares about what you think? Why should he? How does your mental images help him in anyway. Why does he need you? The fact is, he doesnt.
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While that is a very odd argument coming from an atheist Spike but the fact is He did create us so we are here for His reasons. Since God is perfect in knowledge and ability that means we are as He wants. His attention towards us is demonstrated by The Bible. Sure the world is vast but since God is not limited He is able to comprehend it all.
While we humans do deserve damnation for existing we are have value because God values us.
We Americans are God's chosen elect; we have the richest, most powerful country ever to exist in human history. Clearly God has chosen to bless us above all others. As to why He has done it is not for us to question. We just know it is the Right Thing® because God did it.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-14-2007, 12:03 AM
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While that is a very odd argument coming from an atheist Spike but the fact is He did create us so we are here for His reasons. Since God is perfect in knowledge and ability that means we are as He wants. His attention towards us is demonstrated by The Bible. Sure the world is vast but since God is not limited He is able to comprehend it all.
While we humans do deserve damnation for existing we are have value because God values us.
We Americans are God's chosen elect; we have the richest, most powerful country ever to exist in human history. Clearly God has chosen to bless us above all others. As to why He has done it is not for us to question. We just know it is the Right Thing® because God did it.
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What makes us the most richest country? Ancient Rome was far more advanced(for the time).Who decides what is best? Why are gods chosen elect,what have we done to deserve this.You need to ask questions. Question everything around you,question your existence,question your entire lives and your meaning. He chose us for a very specific reason OR atleast for some purpose and I dont think it just to exist. Why does he need us to do something when he has the power to do it by himself? You should ask yourselfs what it is that you do to make yourselfs get up in the morning and continue to live.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-14-2007, 12:20 AM
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What makes us the most richest country? Ancient Rome was far more advanced(for the time).
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Heh? People aren’t starving to death in the streets like they were in Rome.
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Who decides what is best? Why are gods chosen elect,what have we done to deserve this.You need to ask questions. Question everything around you,question your existence,question your entire lives and your meaning. He chose us for a very specific reason OR atleast for some purpose and I dont think it just to exist. Why does he need us to do something when he has the power to do it by himself? You should ask yourselfs what it is that you do to make yourselfs get up in the morning and continue to live.
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Friend, while we humans can under stand the ineffable mind of God He does explain Himself to us in the Bible. There you will find the answer to your’ questions. Not in Karl Marx, not in James Joyce, not in Charles Darwin but in The Bible KJV1611.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
12-14-2007, 01:27 AM
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Heh? People aren’t starving to death in the streets like they were in Rome.
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Yes they are. Look at our ghettos and other poor regions...We are in just as bad as shape as ever.
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Friend, while we humans can under stand the ineffable mind of God He does explain Himself to us in the Bible. There you will find the answer to your’ questions. Not in Karl Marx, not in James Joyce, not in Charles Darwin but in The Bible KJV1611
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I can only think of one reason to live and have reason and that reason is to produce.What makes you get out of bed and scratch to survive in the morning?I suppose that would be why you are here....but then again its just oppion(sp?).
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-29-2011, 06:18 AM
beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-29-2011, 06:43 AM
You are resurrecting old thread, do you think you are Jesus?
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-29-2011, 12:30 PM
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beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
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Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-29-2011, 09:53 PM
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beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
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In Japan they sure aren't.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-30-2011, 03:09 AM
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Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?
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the answer to your question lies in the question itself. PICTURES.
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In Japan they sure aren't.
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How sad. Resorting to crude cartoons.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-30-2011, 03:48 AM
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the answer to your question lies in the question itself. PICTURES.
How sad. Resorting to crude cartoons.
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Crude? You'll notice the beaver has a biblically-approved leaf over his tallywhacker (Genesis 3:7).
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-30-2011, 03:49 AM
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Crude? You'll notice the beaver has a biblically-approved leaf over his tallywhacker (Genesis 3:7).
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I think Casey's frustrated because Casey wanted to see cartoon beaver balls.
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Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution -
05-30-2011, 05:04 AM
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beaver's testicles are inside their bodies
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I am concerned about why you would know this. I've been around beavers all of my life and have never bothered to check. Secondly, why are you googling about beaver testicles?
You're a sick pervert.
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