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Default My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 03-19-2008, 05:14 AM

Friends, I cannot tell you how embarrased I am by my cousin. He wears hip-hop fashions, his hat on backwards, & likes to say things like 'yo, homey, what up?' I could handle it if he did this in private, but last week he acted like that at a John McCain rally! As much as I regret the idea of stoning him to death, I can't see any other way to end this...
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Default Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 03-19-2008, 05:26 AM

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Friends, I cannot tell you how embarrased I am by my cousin. He wears hip-hop fashions, his hat on backwards, & likes to say things like 'yo, homey, what up?' I could handle it if he did this in private, but last week he acted like that at a John McCain rally! As much as I regret the idea of stoning him to death, I can't see any other way to end this...
Mr. Jingles, I regret to inform you that your cousin may be a Juggalo.

Also known as a "whigger", Juggalos are young white middle-class male teenagers who dress like inner-city Negroes and pretend to be economically disadvantaged, all while living out their desire to get drunk, beat up rich people, and masturbate in public . . . particularly while dressed as clowns. If, in fact, your cousin IS a Juggalo, you must bring him to Landover Baptist University for electroconvulsive therapy immediately! Juggalism has been known to cause PERMANENT brain damage, if left untreated!

For more information on what exactly a Juggalo is, read this informative webpage by the founders of Juggalism.


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Friends, I cannot tell you how embarrased I am by my cousin. He wears hip-hop fashions, his hat on backwards, & likes to say things like 'yo, homey, what up?' I could handle it if he did this in private, but last week he acted like that at a John McCain rally! As much as I regret the idea of stoning him to death, I can't see any other way to end this...
Amen, Brother Jingles. This behavior is an abomination to the Lord. Our dear Sister Talitha has brought this phenomenon to our attention in the past. People who do this are called "Wiggers".

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Default Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 03-19-2008, 05:32 AM

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Friends, I cannot tell you how embarrased I am by my cousin. He wears hip-hop fashions, his hat on backwards, & likes to say things like 'yo, homey, what up?' I could handle it if he did this in private, but last week he acted like that at a John McCain rally! As much as I regret the idea of stoning him to death, I can't see any other way to end this...
If in fact he starts to do the Juggalo dance then the stones will start to look good to throw at him.


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Default Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 05-26-2015, 06:17 PM

Your cousin seems to be a wannabe thug like so many spoiled young people from good households and low-crime neighborhoods are. He sees thug life as a game and a fad, but he will not like the realities of the criminal lifestyle. You should tie him to a chair ib a toolshed and beat him until he understands that criminals die horrible deaths and spend years in hellish prisons where they sodomize each other with knives. They also have a tendency to betray each other to save themselves regardless of whatever oaths they made


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Default Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 05-26-2015, 06:23 PM

If the kid is wearing his pants down that means he has drugs or is selling drugs or is looking so it is time to start using home drug testing kits.


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Default Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 05-26-2015, 07:49 PM

If a child wants to act like a Negro, treat him like a Negro. Take a whip and give him a good lashing!


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Default Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 05-26-2015, 08:05 PM

In my extensive experience with the negro existence, I find that the best way to get them to act better is to entice them with god's greatest gift to men, the white woman. What happens is that they realize they're not genetically developed enough to be with one so they start to mimic the white man in an effort to at least outwardly project some worth. Similar to how monkeys in the zoo pick up human habits when they realize this allows them to interact more with humans, their superiors. My best guess is that this would work with a white male pretending to be a negroid as well. So, you should either find a respectable young white woman who wants to be with him, or else get him to rape one and buy her as his wife. As a pretend negroid, he should already have the rape urges in him so it shouldn't be difficult.


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Grammar Nazi Re: My cousin Phillip dresses like a negro - 05-26-2015, 08:27 PM

Let's see what God tells us, shall we?
1 Chronicles 2:1-55

2 These are the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun,
2 Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.
3 The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the Lord; and he slew him.
4 And Tamar his daughter in law bore him Pharez and Zerah. All the sons of Judah were five.
5 The sons of Pharez; Hezron, and Hamul.
6 And the sons of Zerah; Zimri, and Ethan, and Heman, and Calcol, and Dara: five of them in all.
7 And the sons of Carmi; Achar, the troubler of Israel, who transgressed in the thing accursed.
8 And the sons of Ethan; Azariah.
9 The sons also of Hezron, that were born unto him; Jerahmeel, and Ram, and Chelubai.
10 And Ram begat Amminadab; and Amminadab begat Nahshon, prince of the children of Judah;
11 And Nahshon begat Salma, and Salma begat Boaz,
12 And Boaz begat Obed, and Obed begat Jesse,
13 And Jesse begat his firstborn Eliab, and Abinadab the second, and Shimma the third,
14 Nethaneel the fourth, Raddai the fifth,
15 Ozem the sixth, David the seventh:
16 Whose sisters were Zeruiah, and Abigail. And the sons of Zeruiah; Abishai, and Joab, and Asahel, three.
17 And Abigail bare Amasa: and the father of Amasa was Jether the Ishmeelite.
18 And Caleb the son of Hezron begat children of Azubah his wife, and of Jerioth: her sons are these; Jesher, and Shobab, and Ardon.
19 And when Azubah was dead, Caleb took unto him Ephrath, which bare him Hur.
20 And Hur begat Uri, and Uri begat Bezaleel.
21 And afterward Hezron went in to the daughter of Machir the father of Gilead, whom he married when he was threescore years old; and she bare him Segub.
22 And Segub begat Jair, who had three and twenty cities in the land of Gilead.
23 And he took Geshur, and Aram, with the towns of Jair, from them, with Kenath, and the towns thereof, even threescore cities. All these belonged to the sons of Machir the father of Gilead.
24 And after that Hezron was dead in Calebephratah, then Abiah Hezron's wife bare him Ashur the father of Tekoa.
25 And the sons of Jerahmeel the firstborn of Hezron were, Ram the firstborn, and Bunah, and Oren, and Ozem, and Ahijah.
26 Jerahmeel had also another wife, whose name was Atarah; she was the mother of Onam.
27 And the sons of Ram the firstborn of Jerahmeel were, Maaz, and Jamin, and Eker.
28 And the sons of Onam were, Shammai, and Jada. And the sons of Shammai; Nadab and Abishur.
29 And the name of the wife of Abishur was Abihail, and she bare him Ahban, and Molid.
30 And the sons of Nadab; Seled, and Appaim: but Seled died without children.
31 And the sons of Appaim; Ishi. And the sons of Ishi; Sheshan. And the children of Sheshan; Ahlai.
32 And the sons of Jada the brother of Shammai; Jether, and Jonathan: and Jether died without children.
33 And the sons of Jonathan; Peleth, and Zaza. These were the sons of Jerahmeel.
34 Now Sheshan had no sons, but daughters. And Sheshan had a servant, an Egyptian, whose name was Jarha.
35 And Sheshan gave his daughter to Jarha his servant to wife; and she bare him Attai.
36 And Attai begat Nathan, and Nathan begat Zabad,
37 And Zabad begat Ephlal, and Ephlal begat Obed,
38 And Obed begat Jehu, and Jehu begat Azariah,
39 And Azariah begat Helez, and Helez begat Eleasah,
40 And Eleasah begat Sisamai, and Sisamai begat Shallum,
41 And Shallum begat Jekamiah, and Jekamiah begat Elishama.
42 Now the sons of Caleb the brother of Jerahmeel were, Mesha his firstborn, which was the father of Ziph; and the sons of Mareshah the father of Hebron.
43 And the sons of Hebron; Korah, and Tappuah, and Rekem, and Shema.
44 And Shema begat Raham, the father of Jorkoam: and Rekem begat Shammai.
45 And the son of Shammai was Maon: and Maon was the father of Bethzur.
46 And Ephah, Caleb's concubine, bare Haran, and Moza, and Gazez: and Haran begat Gazez.
47 And the sons of Jahdai; Regem, and Jotham, and Gesham, and Pelet, and Ephah, and Shaaph.
48 Maachah, Caleb's concubine, bare Sheber, and Tirhanah.
49 She bare also Shaaph the father of Madmannah, Sheva the father of Machbenah, and the father of Gibea: and the daughter of Caleb was Achsa.
50 These were the sons of Caleb the son of Hur, the firstborn of Ephratah; Shobal the father of Kirjathjearim.
51 Salma the father of Bethlehem, Hareph the father of Bethgader.
52 And Shobal the father of Kirjathjearim had sons; Haroeh, and half of the Manahethites.
53 And the families of Kirjathjearim; the Ithrites, and the Puhites, and the Shumathites, and the Mishraites; of them came the Zareathites, and the Eshtaulites,
54 The sons of Salma; Bethlehem, and the Netophathites, Ataroth, the house of Joab, and half of the Manahethites, the Zorites.
55 And the families of the scribes which dwelt at Jabez; the Tirathites, the Shimeathites, and Suchathites. These are the Kenites that came of Hemath, the father of the house of Rechab.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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If a child wants to act like a Negro, treat him like a Negro. Take a whip and give him a good lashing!

Yes, I agree; a good beating is what is called for here. The efficacy of a sound thrashing in chasing out demons is well established. Serious cases may require branding, amputations, teeth pulling, gouging and even woulding. I have heard that there have been occasions where burning and drowning were required, but those seem to be few. In every case that I have heard discussed, Jesus won and the demons were cast out.


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If the kid is wearing his pants down that means he has drugs or is selling drugs or is looking so it is time to start using home drug testing kits.
From my experiences, those who sag their pants are trying to look and acr like hardened criminals, but they forget that it is hard to run or fight while one tries to hold one's pants up by one's hands. They also forget that people trip easily when their pants are around their ankles. They also forget that true convicts do not sag their pants because that attracts homosexual advances from AIDS infected inmates. Anyone who sags his/her pants needs to be severely beaten so that they may reform their ways.


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