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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Christian Children
No, he left, and my mom might leave too.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Re: Christian Children
Goth parents for you; abandoning their childern to the wealfare state, thus continuing the cycle of depravity.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
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Re: Christian Children
Ixi,
From your reputation here, It appears that you are slipping off the fence that keeps you from falling into Hell, but I will answer your question. I will let you know right off the bat that I am strict, but fair with Matthew, Bobby and Petunia. When I say fair, I mean that when one misbehaves or pulls some unGodly nonsense, they will receive 15 beats each from my sawed off canoe paddle. No more, no less.
My child-rearing punishments aside, heres what my Christian Children do in their spare time. So far, Matthew and Bobby have done an excellent job of trying to Save a couple of their classmates. Petunia tries her best, but is less effective as she is lady-like and too weak to use any forceful means (Perhaps some of the Godly Pastors at Landover can provide some suggestions). Her tounge is properly sharp enough though. Still I let my sons do their full share but destroying any false religion inventory found on some Unsaved classmates. Since athiests don't wear such stuff, they will get stoned and harshly rebuked untill they repent and turn their wicked souls over to Jesus and the Lord.
On Sundays after a good long 5 hours of Church service and Bible Study. I will leave take the neighbourhood rounds to make sure that my locals are still pure Christian Baptist and not becoming Satan's homersucktuals or cat-ho-lickers . My children will stay at home with my mexican housekeeper, Maria(who rightfully knows her place). Matthew and Bobby usually spend their passtime shooting down some strays who get in our backyard and and chew holes in our fence wide enough that a skinny malnurished terrorist mudslim can crawl in.(My fence ought to be updated to something that's terrorist proof AND beast proof)
Petunia spends her freetime with Maria learning on how to become a good Christian housewife and how to serve her Godly husband by obeying him, as well as the cooking and cleaning.
Perhaps someday I will tell more about some of their daily Christian life, but Maria has just baked some more snickerdoodles and I can never pass those down.
GLORY!
-Rev. C. T. GreenComment
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