Brethren, meet Neopalpa donaldtrumpi.
A wonderful,
beautiful Creation by
God named after His most Obedient and Useful Servant,
Mr. Donald Trump, the President of the
United States of America!
Glory! It it is not
any kind of insect but a species that represents the most precious and Spiritually advanced qualities of
Caucasian, heterosexual conservative men! Glory!
1. The
hair of this moth is as white as ripe a monoculture field of
wheat and reflects the impeccable hairdo of our President.
Mr. Trump is the
Absalom or our Time, the Last Time before the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).
2. Samuel 14: 25-16
But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the crown of his head there was no blemish in him. And when he polled his head, (for it was at every year's end that he polled it: because the hair was heavy on him, therefore he polled it:) he weighed the hair of his head at two hundred shekels after the king's weight.
2. This moth has
tiny genitalia...
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it has “genitalia comparatively smaller” than its closest relative N. neonata... Its genital 'valvae are strongly curved' with an 'acute tip,' according to the study.
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...exactly as every strictly
heterosexual man who's
never been tempted by the homosexual agenda!
Quote:
On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.
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This is the
ultimate sign that
Mr. Trump is (as every Caucasian strictly heterosexual man) an
Image of God Himself, whose genitalia are, thus, also
tiny.
Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Finally, the scientific community is embracing the
Presidency of Mr. Trump with this
homage to the
Righteousness of Jesus and
the Donald.
Glory! In contrast,
Mr. Obama also received some appropriate namesakes in the more degenerated part of the animal kingdom.
Paragordius obamai, a
parasitic hairworm found in crickets in Kenya, is a most fitting reminder of the disastrous results of unbelief and
Darwinism applied to national politics.
Verily, it is a mess. Just as his presidency was.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer