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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-25-2015, 05:13 PM
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Joking, of course. Selling humans is wrong, and illegal.
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And what does your moral compass say about buying out of slavery, a common practice a few hundred years ago. Do you know who Michiel de Ruyter is?
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Also, even if humans where sellable, only one thousand? Really?
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You were the one offering 1.000...
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-26-2015, 07:00 AM
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That is what I plan to do the day I get it, if I win, of course.
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You can save money by doing it yourself, you know.
For less than $15 you can get an economic, ergonomic and painless (for you ) Negroe Castration Unit™ which can be reused thousands of times:
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-26-2015, 11:38 AM
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You can save money by doing it yourself, you know.
For less than $15 you can get an economic, ergonomic and painless (for you ) Negroe Castration Unit™ which can be reused thousands of times:
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Interesting. I might look into it. Do you know where I can find one? I haven't seen them at Walmart yet.
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-26-2015, 11:46 AM
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For less than $15 you can get an economic, ergonomic and painless (for you ) Negroe Castration Unit™ which can be reused thousands of times
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I would never waste $15 on a black kid. Just use two rocks. First hit the kid on the head so it stops protesting and then use both rocks to fix the kid.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 12:38 AM
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Interesting. I might look into it. Do you know where I can find one? I haven't seen them at Walmart yet.
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EBay, but make sure you don't order some cheap chinese knock-off. Buy American™!
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I would never waste $15 on a black kid. Just use two rocks. First hit the kid on the head so it stops protesting and then use both rocks to fix the kid.
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I know what you're saying, but I've never been able to properly subdue even the younger, relatively soft-skulled negroes without the aid of an aluminum riot baton. "What's good for the buck is good for the niglet", my Pa always said.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 12:40 AM
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EBay, but make sure you don't order some cheap chinese knock-off. Buy American™!
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I normally avoid shopping there, as I am worried that many of the used items have been shoved up a homer's filthy rectum.
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 01:11 AM
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I normally avoid shopping there, as I am worried that many of the used items have been shoved up a homer's filthy rectum.
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That is a valid concern, but where else can Godly folk such as myself purchase necessities like thumb screws, serrated nipple clamps and bulk paraffin wax at reasonable prices? I believe that saying a quick-but-earnest prayer before bidding or buying will keep me safe from purchasing previously keistered eBay items.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 01:30 AM
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That is a valid concern, but where else can Godly folk such as myself purchase necessities like thumb screws, serrated nipple clamps and bulk paraffin wax at reasonable prices? I believe that saying a quick-but-earnest prayer before bidding or buying will keep me safe from purchasing previously keistered eBay items.
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You make a good point. I have yet to see a store that tends to keep those necessities for a good Christian negra owner in stock. There must be a good and reliable way to find out what your items have been exposed to.
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 06:10 PM
You forget that it's just a young negro, it's not going to grow up to be much.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 06:31 PM
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You forget that it's just a young negro, it's not going to grow up to be much.
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Don't be silly. One might train him up to be a waiter in a quaint setting like Paula Deen envisions:
"What I would really like is a bunch of little niggers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties. You know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around. Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn't it?"
It could grow up to serve and then entertain! How cute would that be?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
05-27-2015, 10:01 PM
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You forget that it's just a young negro, it's not going to grow up to be much.
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You appear new to the forums. Perhaps you would like to make an introductory thread?
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
06-05-2015, 06:59 AM
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You forget that it's just a young negro, it's not going to grow up to be much.
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Friend, most fully grown bull negroes weigh in at upwards of 300 pounds...however, the size of their brains is inversely proportional to their body mass.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
06-12-2015, 10:36 PM
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You can save money by doing it yourself, you know.
For less than $15 you can get an economic, ergonomic and painless (for you ) Negroe Castration Unit™ which can be reused thousands of times:
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I just use a hammer. I do not have any faith in contraptions. I'd be afraid I could pinch a finger setting that. I also do not see how I could ever get my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, to wear one.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
06-13-2015, 09:56 AM
If you still haven't shifted him, Sister Daisy, that false nigra woman who's been in the news might want to adopt him and pass him off as her own child.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
07-30-2015, 09:08 AM
This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.
General rules:
No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.
No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.
Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.
If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
07-30-2015, 09:28 AM
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This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.
General rules:
No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.
No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.
Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.
If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.
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I'm not sure who you are, boy, but I get the feeling you aren't from around here. Are you an African American Negro of the U.K. or something? You write too coherently for an average African American Negro of America is why I'm asking.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
07-30-2015, 07:31 PM
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I'm not sure who you are, boy, but I get the feeling you aren't from around here. Are you an African American Negro of the U.K. or something? You write too coherently for an average African American Negro of America is why I'm asking.
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As with most originally born negro, I don't recall exactly where I came from or where I've been, only where I am today. In the hands of the lord jesus, hallelujah.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
07-30-2015, 07:59 PM
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As with most originally born negro, I don't recall exactly where I came from or where I've been, only where I am today. In the hands of the lord jesus, hallelujah.
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How fantastic! You might help us with our Ebonics Bible Translation Project!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
07-31-2015, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by sinnersbedamned
This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.
General rules:
No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.
No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.
Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.
If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.
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But how did you denegroefy that swarthy, bulging, grotesquely misproportioned afrocoon phallus? Were you able to pray away the surplus length, or did you have to have it bobbed?
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Re: Free to a Good Home -
08-06-2015, 05:56 AM
I specifically avoid eye contact with white women, unless they try to grab it which in that case I immediately know that they are not a true Christian.
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