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There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-09-2016, 03:28 PM
All this talk about letting sexual perverts use the "men" or "women" rest rooms misses the big picture.
The debate should be about eternity. We know this about the afterlife. At the Pearly Gates we will be directed toward the gate God assigns us. We who are True Christians™ will pass through the gate marked "Bliss". Everyone else will be herded to the "Fire" door. There will be doors marked "men" and "women".
To think for a moment there will be a "Trans" gate is so ridiculous it is not worth discussing. Those people will go to the fire gate.
It is equally ridiculous to have "trans" rest rooms when there will be no such gate after death.
http://www.inforum.com/letters/40052...-we-go-through
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-09-2016, 03:48 PM
Well said, Brother Hold! First there were the queers, and now we have the latest abomination of "trannies." And the trannies are also queer, using the wearing of the other gender's clothes to sneakily perform homosexual penetration.
But GOD sees all: Job 34:21-22. He hates the gender-benders (Deuteronomy 22:5) AND the sinners who gay each other (Leviticus 18:22).
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-09-2016, 07:16 PM
It is a sign of the times, it would never have happened if J. Edgar Hoover was still around - Now there was a real American Christian.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-10-2016, 12:05 AM
What fresh hell is this? Are we discussion transmissions in Heaven??
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-10-2016, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What fresh hell is this? Are we discussion transmissions in Heaven??
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This is why we love our Pastor Zeke.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-11-2016, 01:36 AM
God knew what He was doing when He created us male and female (Genesis 1:27, Mark 10:6) and gave us our separate roles (Genesis 2:18, 1 Corinthians 11:8-9). The trannies shake their fists at the Almighty and say, "I know better than You do how You should have made me."
Even people as lost to sin as radical feminazis recognize that you cannot actually change your sex and therefore want to exclude trans"women" from their lesbian orgies of goddess-worship and bad music. Those radfems, like Catholics and Mormons, are important allies to us True Christians™ in this life, although they are damned in the next.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-11-2016, 02:59 PM
The future lies before us, gentlemen. I have received word from Des Moines public works department that there are new regulations for bathroom signs and we are required to implement them. I have no idea where we will find so many facilities - it may mean that the "Coloreds Only" bathrooms will have to be shared with these "Trans":
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-11-2016, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Even people as lost to sin as radical feminazis recognize that you cannot actually change your sex and therefore want to exclude trans"women" from their lesbian orgies of goddess-worship and bad music. Those radfems, like Catholics and Mormons, are important allies to us True Christians™ in this life, although they are damned in the next.
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This is so true, Pastor. Not that a Pastor would ever say something that wasn't true, mind you, just a figure of speech.
Feminazis have started to realize the error of their ways. They will not admit it in public, but their actions inform us that they have seen the danger in rejecting the Grand Christian Patriarchy.
Feminazis used to make claim that women were equal to men. Yet the new message across college campuses, Yes Means Yes, has them begging strong Christian men to intervene and protect their virtue when the slutty harlots partake in the strong drink and the weed. They are calling for men to be their guardians and protectors, in effect admitting they are helpless, witless creatures incapable of defending themselves.
Of course we knew this all along. We advised them to stay at home, safe in the kitchen where their fathers, husbands, and brothers could defend them from the ravaging pie thieves, but they didn't listen. They had to find out for themselves.
And now they come grovelling back to us, pleading for the protection that has always been offered through clean Christian living.
Yes, the times they are a changing. And even though the hairy-legged, man-hating dykes will never admit it, they have once again began returning to the fold and doing their part to enforce the wonderful Patriarchy that God intended. God bless their fish smelling, repulsive faces. Glory!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-23-2016, 07:59 PM
Why all the hatred for trans people? Where in the Bible does it saying being trans is wrong? We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-23-2016, 08:20 PM
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Where in the Bible does it saying being trans is wrong? We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?
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Read the Holy Bible, dear. You'll find pertinent laws throughout (Deuteronomy 22:5). But when you read the Holy Bible as a Whole, you'll note certain theme. For example, through Paul, Jesus warns us that He has turned His Divine Back against those He finds to be abominations (Romans 1:24-27). God hates them, and so of course, so do faithful, loyal Christians. Our prayer is that Jesus will smite them, and soon (Psalm 139:19-22)!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-23-2016, 08:22 PM
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Why all the hatred for trans people?...
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No hatred for anyone here (neglecting that from the many, many uninformed visitors who have not read the Bible, and prefer to source their views of what God and Jesus want from their own buttholes). Rather, the True Christians™ (in accordance with God's demands as detailed in the King James Bible) would like to see these people recognize the abhorrent evil inherent in their current lifestyles, and the danger of accepting other's different choices, beliefs, and sexualities, and return to the simpler times of our Biblical forefathers, when men were men, women were women, and millions died yearly from diseases and ailments that are easily prevented or treated these days.
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...Where in the Bible does it saying being trans is wrong?...
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Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
I'll give you a minute to look up "abomination". Need a link for an online dictionary?
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...We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?
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Yes, we would. You, on the other hand...
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-23-2016, 09:09 PM
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No hatred for anyone here (neglecting that from the many, many uninformed visitors who have not read the Bible, and prefer to source their views of what God and Jesus want from their own buttholes). Rather, the True Christians™ (in accordance with God's demands as detailed in the King James Bible) would like to see these people recognize the abhorrent evil inherent in their current lifestyles, and the danger of accepting other's different choices, beliefs, and sexualities, and return to the simpler times of our Biblical forefathers, when men were men, women were women, and millions died yearly from diseases and ailments that are easily prevented or treated these days.
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What's good about people dying from diseases?
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Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
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But if you see them as the gender they identify as, THEN what's wrong with it?
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I'll give you a minute to look up "abomination". Need a link for an online dictionary?
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Nice patronizing. (Patronize: to talk to (someone) in a way that shows that you believe you are more intelligent or better than other people."
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-23-2016, 09:42 PM
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What's good about people dying from diseases?...
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According to the Bible, God not only cures disease, He causes it in the first place. So ask Him.
After your futile wait for a response (that's not from your own subconscious), read the Bible. All your answers for God's motivations are in there.
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...Nice patronizing. (Patronize: to talk to (someone) in a way that shows that you believe you are more intelligent or better than other people."
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Nice hypocrisy:
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Originally Posted by ActuallySanePerson
...We'd hate to interpret things without proper scriptural evidence, wouldn't we?
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-23-2016, 10:05 PM
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What's good about people dying from diseases?
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The disease doesn't spread, dear. You might think of it as a mini World Wide Flood, ridding humanity of the creatures that the LORD repented of making, one disgruntled Sodomite at a time (Genesis 6:6).
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But if you see them as the gender they identify as, THEN what's wrong with it?
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By that logic, if you see a train coming at you on the tracks as a big, fluffy, friendly, giant cotton candy, you're in no danger.
In other news, I wish I could see you face Christ on the Judgement Throne explaining to Him that He doesn't know where to put a tallywhacker when making a baby, considering He invented them, lol!
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Nice patronizing. (Patronize: to talk to (someone) in a way that shows that you believe you are more intelligent or better than other people."
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Nice condescending. That's the trouble with you people who don't have Christ in your heart. You don't recognize things like love and kindness.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-24-2016, 05:11 PM
Do they even have doors in heaven? I thought it was all gates.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-24-2016, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Do they even have doors in heaven? I thought it was all gates.
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Well, either way it means they have walls - which indicates that God is serious about controlling illegal immigration.
Praise Jesus and Donald Trump.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-25-2016, 02:39 PM
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But if you see them as the gender they identify as, THEN what's wrong with it?
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Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Male and female created he them. Not even man and woman, and certainly none of that genderqueer, non-binary garbage -- there's no room for made-up "identities" here. Male or female. You are what God made you. When you pretend otherwise, you do so at your own peril.
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Re: There is No "TRANS" Door at the Pearly Gates -
04-25-2016, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. You are what God made you. When you pretend otherwise, you do so at your own peril.
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Good analysis, Sister Templeton.
I stopped by the Freehold Senior Center for coffee yesterday and a wonderful lady gave me her explanation of gender and God.
"When you were born, God gave you a message. He said here are your body parts. If I gave you female or male that is what I want you to be. Mayor, when people claim something different, God has to be angry because He told them in person what He wanted."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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