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03-01-2008, 08:23 AM
I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.
Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS
So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion
And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
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03-01-2008, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by aujohnny
I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.
Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS
So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion
And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
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You are a fast little troll running around here. I think we should feed you.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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03-01-2008, 09:15 AM
We cant feed him. He eats babies, and drinks there blood.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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03-01-2008, 09:21 AM
I had my hopes up for spiritual food.
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03-01-2008, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by aujohnny
I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.
Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS
So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion
And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
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Wrong friend, like America Vbulletin was prestolen by Satan to mock Jesus. We just reclaimed what was supposed to be ours all along.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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03-01-2008, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by aujohnny
I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.
Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS
So technically.. You use the tools of the DEVIL, A Program that was created by another religion
And the fact if Video Games are the devils tools. Then your computer is aswell. As they all run on the same platform code
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ARE YOU CRAZY??
When God Created V-Bulletin it was in preparation for us True Christians™ to be able to pass on the Truth about Salvation.
The Jooz stole the Code which was originally written on Stone Tablets.
They then sold it to the highest bidders claiming it to be their own.
Typical Joo behavior.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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03-01-2008, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
ARE YOU CRAZY??
When God Created V-Bulletin it was in preparation for us True Christians™ to be able to pass on the Truth about Salvation.
The Jooz stole the Code which was originally written on Stone Tablets.
They then sold it to the highest bidders claiming it to be their own.
Typical Joo behavior.
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Computer code written on stone tablets? LMAO!
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03-01-2008, 03:17 PM
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Computer code written on stone tablets? LMAO!
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What did you expect them to write it on?
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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03-01-2008, 03:22 PM
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What did you expect them to write it on?
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They wouldn't have written it at all, because computers hadn't been invented yet.
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03-01-2008, 03:42 PM
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They wouldn't have written it at all, because computers hadn't been invented yet.
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Well, they had no Mains Electricity. That's more to the point.
As it was God who wrote the Code don't you think he realized that?
What use would the Code have been if it had been written on a Blue Ray DVD Disk?
They would have used it as a Bird Scarer and we'd have been left with no Code.
Writing stuff down on Stone Tablets meant that it was ready for True Christians™ to find later. Unfortunately, the Jooz stole it before we found it.
What is the matter with you?
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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03-01-2008, 11:27 PM
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Well, they had no Mains Electricity. That's more to the point.
As it was God who wrote the Code don't you think he realized that?
What use would the Code have been if it had been written on a Blue Ray DVD Disk?
They would have used it as a Bird Scarer and we'd have been left with no Code.
Writing stuff down on Stone Tablets meant that it was ready for True Christians™ to find later. Unfortunately, the Jooz stole it before we found it.
What is the matter with you?
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You believe computer code was written on stone tablets 2500 years before computers were invented and you ask what's wrong with ME?
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03-02-2008, 01:38 AM
You mean like the pythagorean theorem?
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03-02-2008, 03:38 AM
This is part of the code to ban a user permanently:
Psalm 81:10:
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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-02-2008, 07:16 PM
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You mean like the pythagorean theorem?
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The Pythagorean Theorem is not a computer program, it's a formula for finding side lengths of right triangles. The ancients knew what triangles were.
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03-02-2008, 08:24 PM
But it was written on stone tablets, right?
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03-02-2008, 09:51 PM
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But it was written on stone tablets, right?
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More likely parchment.
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03-02-2008, 10:39 PM
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More likely parchment.................
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.................Copied from Stone Tablets originally written by God.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Vbulletin -
03-02-2008, 10:50 PM
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I noticed you guys use VBULLETIN for your forums.
Did you know Vbulletin was made by people who are JEWS, ARABS & CATHOLICS
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That's just implausible. At least try to sound vaguely believable. I mean, Arabs actually being constructive and making something? Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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03-03-2008, 03:13 AM
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But it was written on stone tablets, right?
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
More likely parchment.
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Re: Vbulletin -
03-03-2008, 04:44 AM
All things are born of Him, who created All.
And that includes vBulletin.
That which is necessary for the work of the Christ, let it be received and made holy in His name.
And that includes vBulletin.
For did not the Israelites seize what was good and mete from the stores of the Canaanites they conquered? And did the Lord not command them in that endeavor? Did not you notice that the rule "i before e except after c" does not work with the word seize? What's up with that? It's weird. AARRRRGH! "Weird"! There's another one!
But I digress.
Just as Judas was necessary for God's great Plan, so were the foreign devils who coded vBulletin necessary. Everything has its place. Everything works as a cog or pawl or catchwheel or lagtooth in God's mighty Creation. Yes. Everything.
In China an 8-year-old boy entered the hospital after suffering six months of headaches and vomiting. A brain scan found multiple cerebral hemorrhages. Then, 26 days after his admission to the hospital, a flatworm crawled out of his right eye.
His brain was being chewed apart by parasitic flatworms. They were identified as Fasciola hepatica, which normally infect the liver.
God preserved these flatworms in the family of Noah. Otherwise they would have perished in the unforgiving waters of the global sea during the Flood. Just another cog in God's great Creation.
So you see, all things are of Him, and no thing is superfluous to His great Plan.
I might note in passing that the Chinese boy was not a Baptist.
~~ OEJ
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