Sorry, black people. It's true.
The widely held myth is that Rapper's Delight by the Sugarhill Gang was the first ever rap song when nothing could be further from the truth. Rapper's Delight came out in 1978.
The first band to ever perform a rap song was Aerosmith with their hit single Walk This Way three years earlier!
Oh sure. Some white boys invented it and "rap pioneers" Run DMC had a huge hit by remaking it!
But it took the blacks to make it what it is today, right? All this talk about being so rich and doing drugs all night, driving nice cars that every single negro rappist is talking about these days. Surely you guys can take credit for that, right?
Wrong. Don Henley the aryan ubermensch did a rap song about that exact same thing in 1978.
Allow me to post the lyrics for our guitar listening to impaired readers who prefer bongo drums instead.
The lesson? Negros need to stop stealing musical ideas and styles from white people!
The widely held myth is that Rapper's Delight by the Sugarhill Gang was the first ever rap song when nothing could be further from the truth. Rapper's Delight came out in 1978.
The first band to ever perform a rap song was Aerosmith with their hit single Walk This Way three years earlier!
Oh sure. Some white boys invented it and "rap pioneers" Run DMC had a huge hit by remaking it!
But it took the blacks to make it what it is today, right? All this talk about being so rich and doing drugs all night, driving nice cars that every single negro rappist is talking about these days. Surely you guys can take credit for that, right?
Wrong. Don Henley the aryan ubermensch did a rap song about that exact same thing in 1978.
Allow me to post the lyrics for our guitar listening to impaired readers who prefer bongo drums instead.
I have a mansion forget the price
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
My Maserati does 185
I lost my license now I don't drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked
I'm making records my fans they can't wait
They write me letters tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message maybe I'll call
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Everybody says I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far
I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different I haven't changed
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
My Maserati does 185
I lost my license now I don't drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked
I'm making records my fans they can't wait
They write me letters tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message maybe I'll call
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Everybody says I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far
I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different I haven't changed
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