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MLK Day Horror -
01-18-2016, 05:29 PM
Today on the subway there were three uppity nigras talking about how their govmint checks might be delayed by MLK Day since there was no mail delivery today. One of them put down his bottle of whiskey long enough to remind the other that the checks come on the 3rd and he had already long spent it.
Well, the third nigra said that he was going to write to Ben Carson and tell him that if he was elected president, he should make it so that govmint checks come every week and not just once. He said that at a campaign rally, Carson had promised nigras very important jobs in his cabinet. My heart sank. Of course, there is no way that Carson is going to defeat a Christian like Donald Trump, but think how it would be if satan was victorious. It makes me shudder.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-18-2016, 05:32 PM
Sounds like you had a bad trip.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-18-2016, 07:35 PM
How awful! Why don't you attend church to get away from this nigra holiday?
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Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-18-2016, 07:39 PM
MLK Day, or (Robert E.) Lee - King day as it is also known in only a few states (Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi), is a disgusting affair anyway. How could anyone think it is okay to celebrate the birthday of an important figure in the history of the United States, someone who made this nation to what it is today, on the same day as a negro rabble rouser whose attacks on the fabric of society still reverbrates today in the black violence against white police officers.
http://m.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2...th-General-Lee
The whole King-affair is a long time ago anyway, there is no need to waste more time on that, this day should be handed back to the remembrance of Le and possibly Jackson, generals and war heroes both.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-19-2016, 06:10 PM
When I stumbled out of bed today at 5AM, I took out my 10,000,000 candle power light and aimed it out into the field, expecting to see the glowing red eyes staring back at me like Satans minions, as the nigras were supposed to be picking up rocks out of the fields. Nothing.
Panic struck me. A bear got in to the chicken coop and ate all the nigras! What was I going to do? While they do reproduce like rabbits, you still have to spend a day or so training them.
I dropped to my knees and asked God what could I have possibly done that would bring such a heavy hand of vengeance down upon my broad shoulders.
I wearily went down stairs to my breakfast, four eggs, 10 slices of bacon, a half dozen pancakes and a single honey bun (I am on a diet). I wiped a little Vicks under my nose for the stench. I threw on a pair of boots, got a pitchfork, put on the rubber hog slaying apron and those rubber gloves that go clear to my shoulders and climbed on to the John Deere front end loader.
As I approached the coop, I saw the light bulb was on!. Dan coons, wasting my electricity again. I jammed the throttle fully forward and roared to the coop. I hoped off to swing the bay doors open and lo and behold, all the nigras are just sitting around, playing cards and throwing dice like usual. I rang the klaxon and goth their attention hollering that food is not free nor is accommodations and to get to work. This is not Obamacare at the Hutchins Plantation, LLC!
Well this skinny nigra jimmy (I call them all 'Jimmy' it is much easier to remember their names as they all look alike) gets up and walks over to me, hat in hand. "Massah Hutchins to-day be MLK day, it is a holi-day, like Christmus, sir'. My blood boiled, my teeth clenched, every muscle in my sinewy body clenched clenched tighter than a Marines rectum who wandered into a Gay Pride parade. A swing of the handle from the pitch fork against jimmies head knocked some sense in to the rest of lay-abouts. "MLK day is like Christmas" I bellowed! "An uppity nigra is like Jesus??? Have you animals lost your mind???"
I went outside to get back on the loader and drive it straight through the building and put every one of those ungrateful 'things' in the septic swamp.
Well, as you know, the darkies are pretty fast runners, having the thief instinct in them. Not a single one ended up in the swamp, just a few radios and a couple of cots.
It was not until after 6AM that those good for nothing coons got to work. A whole hour lost! Like I have all the time in the world to fritter away.
Sorry, I had to get that off of my chest. I'll be at the Bellagio this weekend, anyone else care to join me?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-20-2016, 07:19 PM
Why do people continue to call that porch monkey "Doctor" King when he plagiarized his dissertation?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-20-2016, 07:38 PM
I'll eat fried chicken any day I damned well please.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-20-2016, 07:54 PM
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Why do people continue to call that porch monkey "Doctor" King when he plagiarized his dissertation?
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King is just the Bill Cosby of the 60's.
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-21-2016, 04:19 AM
It's truly sad that the nigra has been misled for so many years. By the time MLK came on the scene the nigra had read far too much of W.E.B. DuBois, and they began to think that MLK was like Moses - he was going to lead them to the promised land. It wasn't until the DEMONcrats came along that the "promised land" became welfare checks and fine dining became KFC.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: MLK Day Horror -
01-23-2016, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Today on the subway there were three uppity nigras talking about how their govmint checks might be delayed by MLK Day since there was no mail delivery today. One of them put down his bottle of whiskey long enough to remind the other that the checks come on the 3rd and he had already long spent it.
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Reminds me of the old joke: How do you starve a nigra? Hide his food stamps under his work boots!
But I hear your experience is probably common if you travel on public transport. I'm sure even the blacks would agree that they were happier when they had their own section. I suggest you have your chauffeur drive you there and then pick you up.
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Carson had promised nigras very important jobs in his cabinet. My heart sank.
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I wouldn't worry - the cleaners would have already gone home by the time any decisions are made.
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Of course, there is no way that Carson is going to defeat a Christian like Donald Trump, but think how it would be if satan was victorious. It makes me shudder.
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We've had one nigra as president - even the democrats aren't going to vote for another.
The point is that right up until it becomes reality - people will say that they are supporting a nigra, a jew, a cripple, a woman, etc, then as they are about to vote, that reality hits them and the system that has made America what it is clicks into place.
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