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Default Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads - 07-14-2013, 09:20 PM
Thanks a lot brothers and sisters, you're right, the only thing needed to raise a kid is the Holy Bible. With my husband we're going to start a new one tonight, so please pray for us to have a beautiful baby boy
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Default Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads - 07-14-2013, 09:27 PM
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Thanks a lot brothers and sisters, you're right, the only thing needed to raise a kid is the Holy Bible. With my husband we're going to start a new one tonight, so please pray for us to have a beautiful baby boy
I will be thinking of you, tonight. My hopes and prayers are with you.

God bless.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads - 07-15-2013, 12:38 AM
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Thanks a lot brothers and sisters, you're right, the only thing needed to raise a kid is the Holy Bible. With my husband we're going to start a new one tonight, so please pray for us to have a beautiful baby boy
God is indeed Sovereign! You hear the Word of God, are given faith (Romans 10:17), and as it happens, are ovulating at this very time! I just can't understand how people think there are coincidences when God is clearly in control!

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Default Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads - 07-15-2013, 01:44 AM
This is wonderful news, Mrs. Elizabeth. I suggest that you and your husband pray while conceiving your new child. When Jesus is there with you, it can only enhance the chances of the seed quickening within you.

Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Default Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads - 07-16-2013, 04:51 AM
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This is wonderful news, Mrs. Elizabeth. I suggest that you and your husband pray while conceiving your new child. When Jesus is there with you, it can only enhance the chances of the seed quickening within you.

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Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant, so in 9 months Landover will have a new Christ Soldier
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Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant, so in 9 months Landover will have a new Christ Soldier
Congrats, dear! That is wonderful news and I'll pray that you get a Soldier of Christ.
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Congrats, dear! That is wonderful news and I'll pray that you get a Soldier of Christ.
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Is a wonderful notice for my family, our daughters are very happy for their future little brother (we hope it will be a boy, my husband wants a little young man who carry the Morrison name till the next generation)
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Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant...
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Even though human females typically have no reason to suspect that they're pregnant until one or more missed periods? And even modern pregnancy tests cannot hope to yield any meaningful answer until implantation occurs, typically 6 to 12 days after ovulation?

Lemme guess, an angel appeared and told you.

Yup, it's a bone-a fidey miracle, I tells ya. The Second Coming, fer sher.











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Even though human females typically have no reason to suspect that they're pregnant until one or more missed periods? And even modern pregnancy tests cannot hope to yield any meaningful answer until implantation occurs, typically 6 to 12 days after ovulation?

Lemme guess, an angel appeared and told you.

Yup, it's a bone-a fidey miracle, I tells ya. The Second Coming, fer sher.
I went to my doctor and he told me I had a 2 weeks pregnancy, so I get pregnant before Adam and I start planning one, I didn't notice my missing periods because I'm very irregular since always. Are you happy with that?
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I went to my doctor and he told me I had a 2 weeks pregnancy, so I get pregnant before Adam and I start planning one, I didn't notice my missing periods because I'm very irregular since always. Are you happy with that?
Great. The atheist turd tricked you into posting enough details about yourself to fuel his compulsive masturbation antics for another week.

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Great. The atheist turd tricked you into posting enough details about yourself to fuel his compulsive masturbation antics for another week.
Oh God Pastor, you're right, I'm sorry for posting those stupid things about my life, is just that I don't like how arrogant the atheists are. Feel free to delete my previous post if you're not comfortable with it
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Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.
Menstrual blood is tissue from the lining of the uterus. You're thinking of ovulation, which is a totally different thing. And if we stayed pregnant all the time and never had periods, then we would have to start bearing children at like, age twelve. Having a child at that age is very unhealthy and takes a serious toll on the body.
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So if you see somewhere a trail of blood, you know that there is a imbecilic fundementalist nearby...
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Menstrual blood is tissue from the lining of the uterus. You're thinking of ovulation, which is a totally different thing. And if we stayed pregnant all the time and never had periods, then we would have to start bearing children at like, age twelve. Having a child at that age is very unhealthy and takes a serious toll on the body.
At age twelve? Ask Mohammed, he got up into Aisha when she was nine years old.

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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The only social function performed by whores is to keep Satan happy as he knows he has so many more disciples.

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At age twelve? Ask Muhammad, he got up into Aisha when she was nine years old.
Well, that's what he told her mom and dad. He'd already been married to her for 3 years at that point, so what's the real truth?

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