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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-06-2019, 09:27 PM

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Could you please share with us exactly where in the Holy Bible it says that we should ignore the Old Testament?


Jesus thinks that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."


1: Hebrews 8:13


2: However, if gays did not have natural affection, then why would it appear in animals? Not to mention, I have a very young nephew, Samuel, who is gay. He's around 4-and-a-half years old, and the way he told us was: "There's a boy in my class named Jack, and whenever I'm around him I feel really happy and warm and my stomach get butterflies." (He says 'Butterfliezez' and it's adorable.)
The thing is, Sam doesn't know what sex is. He's said he's in love with a boy in his class (who I've met and is very nice). If that isn't "Natural affection" I don't know what is.
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Angry Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-06-2019, 10:51 PM

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Hebrews 8:13
Oh yes, the typical tired old argument that the New Testament renders the Old Testament obsolete. Read this sermon to learn why you're wrong.


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However, if gays did not have natural affection, then why would it appear in animals?
It is not a natural affection, it is an unnatural affection. We're not arguing that homosexuality doesn't exist, for we are painfully, horribly reminded of its presence every single day by SJWs and the mainstream media . It is not natural because it goes against God's laws and it is a choice, not an inborn trait. Yes, some animals choose to commit sodomy, just as they choose to commit cannibalism, spread diseases, rape at will, and eat feces. Just because human queers choose to do all of these things and live just like animals does not mean that it is acceptable.


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Not to mention, I have a very young nephew, Samuel, who is gay.



Pedophile alert! It is well known that queers groom and molest their victims from a young age, and that close relatives are the most likely victimizers of children. Does your sibling know that you have been sodomizing their son and trying to convince him that he is "gay?"


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He's around 4-and-a-half years old, and the way he told us was: "There's a boy in my class named Jack, and whenever I'm around him I feel really happy and warm and my stomach get butterflies." ([INANE ASIDE EXCISED])

Butterflies, like penguins, bichon frises, and lions, are a species of God's creation that has been coopted by the fag pride movement (see the mincing nigra queen above). And after hearing about you filling your nephew's stomach with warm love, I need to go and pray.


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The thing is, Sam doesn't know what sex is.
That's a lie. You've already admitted to giving him firsthand experience.


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He's said he's in love with a boy in his class (who I've met and is very nice). If that isn't "Natural affection" I don't know what is.
Serial rapist, that's what you are. How many other schoolmates of this boy have you molested? Why must you atheist homosexual degenerates insist on coming onto this Godly forum and spreading the most prurient filth imaginable? I urge you to turn yourself in to your local authorities. Once in jail, seek out the company of large men with tattoos and inform them that you're a faggot child rapist. You're so fond of nature, why don't you let it take its course?


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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-07-2019, 01:29 AM

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Oh yes, the typical tired old argument that the New Testament renders the Old Testament obsolete. Read this sermon to learn why you're wrong.



It is not a natural affection, it is an unnatural affection. We're not arguing that homosexuality doesn't exist, for we are painfully, horribly reminded of its presence every single day by SJWs and the mainstream media . It is not natural because it goes against God's laws and it is a choice, not an inborn trait. Yes, some animals choose to commit sodomy, just as they choose to commit cannibalism, spread diseases, rape at will, and eat feces. Just because human queers choose to do all of these things and live just like animals does not mean that it is acceptable.






Pedophile alert! It is well known that queers groom and molest their victims from a young age, and that close relatives are the most likely victimizers of children. Does your sibling know that you have been sodomizing their son and trying to convince him that he is "gay?"




Butterflies, like penguins, bichon frises, and lions, are a species of God's creation that has been coopted by the fag pride movement (see the mincing nigra queen above). And after hearing about you filling your nephew's stomach with warm love, I need to go and pray.



That's a lie. You've already admitted to giving him firsthand experience.




Serial rapist, that's what you are. How many other schoolmates of this boy have you molested? Why must you atheist homosexual degenerates insist on coming onto this Godly forum and spreading the most prurient filth imaginable? I urge you to turn yourself in to your local authorities. Once in jail, seek out the company of large men with tattoos and inform them that you're a faggot child rapist. You're so fond of nature, why don't you let it take its course?
What?


One, I'm a woman.


Two, when he said butterflies, he was referring to to nervousness; you've never heard of the phrase 'butterflies in my stomach'?


Three, I've only visited Sam three times. The first time was when he was born and I was there helping my sister through her delivery, the second time was his third birthday party during which he never left his high chair (That's also where I met Jack and his godmother) and the last time was for my brother-in-law's funeral, after he died from a landmine. He told me and my husband and my sister after we went home. We went to her house, watched a few movies, my sister put him in his crib, the three of us had a pint and then me and my husband went home.


Four, Sam doesn't even know what sex is. And I have never told him what homosexuality is. He still doesn't know what the word 'gay' is used as.


Also, at no point did I ever mention 'filling his stomach with warm love'. He said that whenever he is around Jack, who is five might I add, he feels happy and warm (He says he's warm whenever he's blushing), and that he gets butterflies in his stomach.


Lastly, I'm NOT an atheist! I run a church with my husband and pray to God every morning when I wake up, before every meal I eat, and before I go to bed.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-07-2019, 02:05 AM

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One, I'm a woman.
And you said you lead a church??????


1 Timothy 2:11-15
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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And you said you lead a church??????


1 Timothy 2:11-15
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
And don't forget 1 Corinthians 14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.


Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Cross Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-08-2019, 05:42 PM

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1: Hebrews 8:13


2: However, if gays did not have natural affection, then why would it appear in animals? Not to mention, I have a very young nephew, Samuel, who is gay. He's around 4-and-a-half years old, and the way he told us was: "There's a boy in my class named Jack, and whenever I'm around him I feel really happy and warm and my stomach get butterflies." (He says 'Butterfliezez' and it's adorable.)
The thing is, Sam doesn't know what sex is. He's said he's in love with a boy in his class (who I've met and is very nice). If that isn't "Natural affection" I don't know what is.
You hell bound heathens who 'interpret' Gods Perfect Word© disgust me. Who are you to try and tell us 'what He really meant was...' Young lady, I am trying as hard as I can, with the Tools God gave me. He has made my mind as sharp as a chisel to whittle away on you dullards.

If God wanted us to ignoreparts of the Bible, don't you think through Divine Intervention' that He would simply cause the parts He no longer want to be followed to disappear, like he did with the waters with Noah or the American Indians?
I think you need to read the ENTIRE passage to ensure you understand it. Remember, the Bible was written in plain words, for the simplest of minds to understand. Ask if you need help.

Hebrews 8-13 King James Version (KJV)

8 Now of the things which we have spoken this is the sum: We have such an high priest, who is set on the right hand of the throne of the Majesty in the heavens;

2 A minister of the sanctuary, and of the true tabernacle, which the Lord pitched, and not man.

3 For every high priest is ordained to offer gifts and sacrifices: wherefore it is of necessity that this man have somewhat also to offer.

4 For if he were on earth, he should not be a priest, seeing that there are priests that offer gifts according to the law:

5 Who serve unto the example and shadow of heavenly things, as Moses was admonished of God when he was about to make the tabernacle: for, See, saith he, that thou make all things according to the pattern shewed to thee in the mount.

6 But now hath he obtained a more excellent ministry, by how much also he is the mediator of a better covenant, which was established upon better promises.

7 For if that first covenant had been faultless, then should no place have been sought for the second.

8 For finding fault with them, he saith, Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, when I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel and with the house of Judah:

9 Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day when I took them by the hand to lead them out of the land of Egypt; because they continued not in my covenant, and I regarded them not, saith the Lord.

10 For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and they shall be to me a people:

11 And they shall not teach every man his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the Lord: for all shall know me, from the least to the greatest.

12 For I will be merciful to their unrighteousness, and their sins and their iniquities will I remember no more.

13 In that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old. Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away.

9 Then verily the first covenant had also ordinances of divine service, and a worldly sanctuary.

2 For there was a tabernacle made; the first, wherein was the candlestick, and the table, and the shewbread; which is called the sanctuary.

3 And after the second veil, the tabernacle which is called the Holiest of all;

4 Which had the golden censer, and the ark of the covenant overlaid round about with gold, wherein was the golden pot that had manna, and Aaron's rod that budded, and the tables of the covenant;

5 And over it the cherubims of glory shadowing the mercyseat; of which we cannot now speak particularly.

6 Now when these things were thus ordained, the priests went always into the first tabernacle, accomplishing the service of God.

7 But into the second went the high priest alone once every year, not without blood, which he offered for himself, and for the errors of the people:

8 The Holy Ghost this signifying, that the way into the holiest of all was not yet made manifest, while as the first tabernacle was yet standing:

9 Which was a figure for the time then present, in which were offered both gifts and sacrifices, that could not make him that did the service perfect, as pertaining to the conscience;

10 Which stood only in meats and drinks, and divers washings, and carnal ordinances, imposed on them until the time of reformation.

11 But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building;

12 Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.

13 For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh:

14 How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?

15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.

16 For where a testament is, there must also of necessity be the death of the testator.

17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth.

18 Whereupon neither the first testament was dedicated without blood.

19 For when Moses had spoken every precept to all the people according to the law, he took the blood of calves and of goats, with water, and scarlet wool, and hyssop, and sprinkled both the book, and all the people,

20 Saying, This is the blood of the testament which God hath enjoined unto you.

21 Moreover he sprinkled with blood both the tabernacle, and all the vessels of the ministry.

22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.

23 It was therefore necessary that the patterns of things in the heavens should be purified with these; but the heavenly things themselves with better sacrifices than these.

24 For Christ is not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are the figures of the true; but into heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us:

25 Nor yet that he should offer himself often, as the high priest entereth into the holy place every year with blood of others;

26 For then must he often have suffered since the foundation of the world: but now once in the end of the world hath he appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of himself.

27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

28 So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.

10 For the law having a shadow of good things to come, and not the very image of the things, can never with those sacrifices which they offered year by year continually make the comers thereunto perfect.

2 For then would they not have ceased to be offered? because that the worshippers once purged should have had no more conscience of sins.

3 But in those sacrifices there is a remembrance again made of sins every year.

4 For it is not possible that the blood of bulls and of goats should take away sins.

5 Wherefore when he cometh into the world, he saith, Sacrifice and offering thou wouldest not, but a body hast thou prepared me:

6 In burnt offerings and sacrifices for sin thou hast had no pleasure.

7 Then said I, Lo, I come (in the volume of the book it is written of me,) to do thy will, O God.

8 Above when he said, Sacrifice and offering and burnt offerings and offering for sin thou wouldest not, neither hadst pleasure therein; which are offered by the law;

9 Then said he, Lo, I come to do thy will, O God. He taketh away the first, that he may establish the second.

10 By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all.

11 And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices, which can never take away sins:

12 But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God;

13 From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.

14 For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified.

15 Whereof the Holy Ghost also is a witness to us: for after that he had said before,

16 This is the covenant that I will make with them after those days, saith the Lord, I will put my laws into their hearts, and in their minds will I write them;

17 And their sins and iniquities will I remember no more.

18 Now where remission of these is, there is no more offering for sin.

19 Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Jesus,

20 By a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh;

21 And having an high priest over the house of God;

22 Let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.

23 Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that promised

24 And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:

25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,

27 But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.

28 He that despised Moses' law died without mercy under two or three witnesses:

29 Of how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy, who hath trodden under foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant, wherewith he was sanctified, an unholy thing, and hath done despite unto the Spirit of grace?

30 For we know him that hath said, Vengeance belongeth unto me, I will recompense, saith the Lord. And again, The Lord shall judge his people.

31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

32 But call to remembrance the former days, in which, after ye were illuminated, ye endured a great fight of afflictions;

33 Partly, whilst ye were made a gazingstock both by reproaches and afflictions; and partly, whilst ye became companions of them that were so used.

34 For ye had compassion of me in my bonds, and took joyfully the spoiling of your goods, knowing in yourselves that ye have in heaven a better and an enduring substance.

35 Cast not away therefore your confidence, which hath great recompence of reward.

36 For ye have need of patience, that, after ye have done the will of God, ye might receive the promise.

37 For yet a little while, and he that shall come will come, and will not tarry.

38 Now the just shall live by faith: but if any man draw back, my soul shall have no pleasure in him.

39 But we are not of them who draw back unto perdition; but of them that believe to the saving of the soul.

11 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

2 For by it the elders obtained a good report.

3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

4 By faith Abel offered unto God a more excellent sacrifice than Cain, by which he obtained witness that he was righteous, God testifying of his gifts: and by it he being dead yet speaketh.

5 By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God.

6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

7 By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith.

8 By faith Abraham, when he was called to go out into a place which he should after receive for an inheritance, obeyed; and he went out, not knowing whither he went.

9 By faith he sojourned in the land of promise, as in a strange country, dwelling in tabernacles with Isaac and Jacob, the heirs with him of the same promise:

10 For he looked for a city which hath foundations, whose builder and maker is God.

11 Through faith also Sara herself received strength to conceive seed, and was delivered of a child when she was past age, because she judged him faithful who had promised.

12 Therefore sprang there even of one, and him as good as dead, so many as the stars of the sky in multitude, and as the sand which is by the sea shore innumerable.

13 These all died in faith, not having received the promises, but having seen them afar off, and were persuaded of them, and embraced them, and confessed that they were strangers and pilgrims on the earth.

14 For they that say such things declare plainly that they seek a country.

15 And truly, if they had been mindful of that country from whence they came out, they might have had opportunity to have returned.

16 But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city.

17 By faith Abraham, when he was tried, offered up Isaac: and he that had received the promises offered up his only begotten son,

18 Of whom it was said, That in Isaac shall thy seed be called:

19 Accounting that God was able to raise him up, even from the dead; from whence also he received him in a figure.

20 By faith Isaac blessed Jacob and Esau concerning things to come.

21 By faith Jacob, when he was a dying, blessed both the sons of Joseph; and worshipped, leaning upon the top of his staff.

22 By faith Joseph, when he died, made mention of the departing of the children of Israel; and gave commandment concerning his bones.

23 By faith Moses, when he was born, was hid three months of his parents, because they saw he was a proper child; and they were not afraid of the king's commandment.

24 By faith Moses, when he was come to years, refused to be called the son of Pharaoh's daughter;

25 Choosing rather to suffer affliction with the people of God, than to enjoy the pleasures of sin for a season;

26 Esteeming the reproach of Christ greater riches than the treasures in Egypt: for he had respect unto the recompence of the reward.

27 By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king: for he endured, as seeing him who is invisible.

28 Through faith he kept the passover, and the sprinkling of blood, lest he that destroyed the firstborn should touch them.

29 By faith they passed through the Red sea as by dry land: which the Egyptians assaying to do were drowned.

30 By faith the walls of Jericho fell down, after they were compassed about seven days.

31 By faith the harlot Rahab perished not with them that believed not, when she had received the spies with peace.

32 And what shall I more say? for the time would fail me to tell of Gedeon, and of Barak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David also, and Samuel, and of the prophets:

33 Who through faith subdued kingdoms, wrought righteousness, obtained promises, stopped the mouths of lions.

34 Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens.

35 Women received their dead raised to life again: and others were tortured, not accepting deliverance; that they might obtain a better resurrection:

36 And others had trial of cruel mockings and scourgings, yea, moreover of bonds and imprisonment:

37 They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;

38 (Of whom the world was not worthy they wandered in deserts, and in mountains, and in dens and caves of the earth.

39 And these all, having obtained a good report through faith, received not the promise:

40 God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made perfect.

12 Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,

2 Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.

3 For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds.

4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin.

5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:

6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.

7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?

8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

9 Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?

10 For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness.

11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

12 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees;

13 And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed.

14 Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord:

15 Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled;

16 Lest there be any fornicator, or profane person, as Esau, who for one morsel of meat sold his birthright.

17 For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.

18 For ye are not come unto the mount that might be touched, and that burned with fire, nor unto blackness, and darkness, and tempest,

19 And the sound of a trumpet, and the voice of words; which voice they that heard intreated that the word should not be spoken to them any more:

20 (For they could not endure that which was commanded, And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned, or thrust through with a dart:

21 And so terrible was the sight, that Moses said, I exceedingly fear and quake

22 But ye are come unto mount Sion, and unto the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to an innumerable company of angels,

23 To the general assembly and church of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect,

24 And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than that of Abel.

25 See that ye refuse not him that speaketh. For if they escaped not who refused him that spake on earth, much more shall not we escape, if we turn away from him that speaketh from heaven:

26 Whose voice then shook the earth: but now he hath promised, saying, Yet once more I shake not the earth only, but also heaven.

27 And this word, Yet once more, signifieth the removing of those things that are shaken, as of things that are made, that those things which cannot be shaken may remain.

28 Wherefore we receiving a kingdom which cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear:

29 For our God is a consuming fire.

13 Let brotherly love continue.

2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

3 Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them; and them which suffer adversity, as being yourselves also in the body.

4 Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.

6 So that we may boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.

7 Remember them which have the rule over you, who have spoken unto you the word of God: whose faith follow, considering the end of their conversation.

8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

9 Be not carried about with divers and strange doctrines. For it is a good thing that the heart be established with grace; not with meats, which have not profited them that have been occupied therein.

10 We have an altar, whereof they have no right to eat which serve the tabernacle.

11 For the bodies of those beasts, whose blood is brought into the sanctuary by the high priest for sin, are burned without the camp.

12 Wherefore Jesus also, that he might sanctify the people with his own blood, suffered without the gate.

13 Let us go forth therefore unto him without the camp, bearing his reproach.

14 For here have we no continuing city, but we seek one to come.

15 By him therefore let us offer the sacrifice of praise to God continually, that is, the fruit of our lips giving thanks to his name.

16 But to do good and to communicate forget not: for with such sacrifices God is well pleased.

17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

18 Pray for us: for we trust we have a good conscience, in all things willing to live honestly.

19 But I beseech you the rather to do this, that I may be restored to you the sooner.

20 Now the God of peace, that brought again from the dead our Lord Jesus, that great shepherd of the sheep, through the blood of the everlasting covenant,

21 Make you perfect in every good work to do his will, working in you that which is wellpleasing in his sight, through Jesus Christ; to whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.

22 And I beseech you, brethren, suffer the word of exhortation: for I have written a letter unto you in few words.

23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty; with whom, if he come shortly, I will see you.

24 Salute all them that have the rule over you, and all the saints. They of Italy salute you.

25 Grace be with you all. Amen.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-28-2021, 07:52 AM

I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-28-2021, 08:06 AM

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I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
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I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
Thank you for not being one of those deluded pseudo-Christians who starts off by telling us about how much God loves everybody and then segues into how horrible we are and that we should go to Hell (for, you know, telling others the circumstances in which they will be going to Hell.)


Your take on hating us for believing in the God of the Bible instead of hating us for telling people what the God of the Bible actually has to say to His believers is refreshing. I'm particularly impressed with your curse that we should have live-in, non-white in-laws; it is very creative. As indicated above, most folks just curse us to Hell--a threat that holds very little weight in our secure, Bible-readin' souls.


I have to say that a few of your remarks don't paint atheist-types in the best possible light. You might want to work on that.


Also, loath as I am to repeat profanity, something about your . . . reactive demeanor suggests that you, yourself, make a sizeable daily contribution to the "shitty" circumstances of life on this planet.


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I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
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Mr goodness. Someone has a burr in the saddle.


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I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
Apart from your seeming to hate at least one very specific group differing from yourself insofar as necks are concerned, perhaps if you'd read The Bible you'd have noticed:
Galatians 3:24 – 4:1 The law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster. For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise. Now I say, That the heir, as long as he is a child, differeth nothing from a servant, though he be lord of all.
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